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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

This chat is very strange. I cannot keep him on one topic. He wants money from F and finds it "kool" that F is exchanging sex for internet time.

He wants to know how he can "prove" he still cares. Any ideas?

Quote:

F (1/2/2008 10:52:26 AM): dan?
F (1/2/2008 10:52:28 AM): where are you?
Dan (1/2/2008 10:52:58 AM): hi babe
F (1/2/2008 10:53:04 AM): don't babe me
Dan (1/2/2008 10:54:02 AM): i just don't know what to say in this matter
F (1/2/2008 10:54:20 AM): where are you????
F (1/2/2008 10:55:01 AM): where did you go
Dan (1/2/2008 10:55:24 AM): the interpol agent don't want to give me the address so i come
F (1/2/2008 10:55:38 AM): WHERE ARE YOU?
Dan (1/2/2008 10:55:54 AM): beninm city
F (1/2/2008 10:56:05 AM): SO YOU ARE AT HOME?
F (1/2/2008 10:56:08 AM): SINCE WHEN?
Dan (1/2/2008 10:56:29 AM): quite some day now
F (1/2/2008 10:56:36 AM): WHEN/
F (1/2/2008 10:56:39 AM): ??
Dan (1/2/2008 10:56:47 AM): 2 days ago
Dan (1/2/2008 10:57:41 AM): babe i don't just know what to do in this issue
Dan (1/2/2008 10:57:56 AM): i'm really burdered
F (1/2/2008 10:58:17 AM): YOU ARE BURDERED?
Dan (1/2/2008 10:58:39 AM): yes,about u
F (1/2/2008 10:59:16 AM): REALLY?
Dan (1/2/2008 10:59:59 AM): Oh,you don't know
Dan (1/2/2008 11:00:06 AM): ?
F (1/2/2008 11:00:55 AM): HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?
F (1/2/2008 11:01:13 AM): YOU NEVER LEAVE ME MESSAGES, YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN OR WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING
Dan (1/2/2008 11:01:21 AM): how can i prove it?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:01:48 AM): you know i was the last person that e-mail you
Dan (1/2/2008 11:02:11 AM): and there was no reply back
F (1/2/2008 11:02:32 AM): WHAT DID YOU DO FOR CHRISTMAS?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:02:49 AM): as how?
F (1/2/2008 11:02:58 AM): HOW DID YOU CELEBRATE?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:03:02 AM): i am not with my mom anymore
F (1/2/2008 11:03:11 AM): WHY NOT?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:03:11 AM): rice and stew
F (1/2/2008 11:03:24 AM): WHY ARE YOU NOT WITH YOUR MOTHER ANY MORE?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:03:29 AM): i live with me cousin
Dan (1/2/2008 11:03:37 AM): i need money
Dan (1/2/2008 11:03:42 AM): thats why
F (1/2/2008 11:04:01 AM): YOU ARE ASKING ME FOR MONEY?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:04:38 AM): you ask me the reason why i left my mom
F (1/2/2008 11:04:53 AM): YES, SO IS YOUR COUSIN GIVING YOU MONEY?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:05:19 AM): nop
Dan (1/2/2008 11:05:30 AM): they are just as i am
F (1/2/2008 11:05:39 AM): SO HOW IS THAT HELPING THEN?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:05:53 AM): i'm very free here
Dan (1/2/2008 11:06:03 AM): i'm not happy
Dan (1/2/2008 11:06:12 AM): i'm very bad
Dan (1/2/2008 11:06:20 AM): feeling bad
F (1/2/2008 11:06:44 AM): YOU ARE FEELING BAD?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:07:01 AM): yes,i'm not sound
Dan (1/2/2008 11:07:42 AM): feeling very ill
F (1/2/2008 11:07:53 AM): WHY IS THIS ALL ABOUT YOU?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:08:52 AM): i just can't tell,i believe is because i'm starve of money,becos i have not been in such a state like this before
F (1/2/2008 11:09:13 AM): SO YOU WANT MONEY FROM ME?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:10:13 AM): if you feel that the one you have is pouring away from your poss,you can give me some
F (1/2/2008 11:10:45 AM): DID YOU FORGET WHERE I AM???????????????
F (1/2/2008 11:11:33 AM): I ASKED YOUR FRIEND EMMY TO HELP ME, HE SAID HE WOULD BUT THEN I NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN
Dan (1/2/2008 11:11:52 AM): i know you can't give me money,i was only kidding
Dan (1/2/2008 11:12:15 AM): look interpol jones is bloody fool
Dan (1/2/2008 11:12:35 AM): is just that they don't want to give me the address thats the problem
Dan (1/2/2008 11:12:58 AM): emmy is not popular as i am
Dan (1/2/2008 11:13:13 AM): there nothing he can help you of
Dan (1/2/2008 11:13:29 AM): except scamming
Dan (1/2/2008 11:13:35 AM): thats all
F (1/2/2008 11:13:48 AM): EMMY IS A SCAMMER?
F (1/2/2008 11:13:53 AM): IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN
Dan (1/2/2008 11:14:11 AM): have'nt i told you before?
F (1/2/2008 11:14:30 AM): WHY DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND THAT IS A SCAMMER
F (1/2/2008 11:14:33 AM): ?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:14:45 AM): is just a friend
Dan (1/2/2008 11:15:02 AM): don't knoe before that he does that
F (1/2/2008 11:15:06 AM): DOES HE GET MONEY FROM SCAMMING?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:15:21 AM): don't you know
F (1/2/2008 11:15:27 AM): HOW WOULD I KNOW?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:15:34 AM): would you love to know how to do it?
F (1/2/2008 11:15:42 AM): HOW TO SCAM?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:15:48 AM): yes
F (1/2/2008 11:15:54 AM): ARE YOU ASKING ME IF I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SCAM?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:16:01 AM): yes

He changed the environment to Precious Moments and I couldn't find the reply window.

Dan (1/2/2008 11:17:04 AM): are u still there?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:17:39 AM): what the hell you dawn about?
F (1/2/2008 11:19:11 AM): YOU MADE MY WINDOW GO AWAY FOR TYPING
F (1/2/2008 11:19:15 AM): I COULD NOT ANSWER YOU.
Dan (1/2/2008 11:19:25 AM): k
Dan (1/2/2008 11:19:28 AM): sorry
F (1/2/2008 11:19:49 AM): SO YOU ARE TELLING ME HOW TO SCAM?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:20:08 AM): yes,do you like it?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:20:20 AM): there nothing i don't know how to do
F (1/2/2008 11:20:29 AM): SO TELL ME
Dan (1/2/2008 11:20:32 AM): except maybe few things
Dan (1/2/2008 11:20:43 AM): i don't want to go to school
Dan (1/2/2008 11:21:05 AM): i want to be a computer operator
F (1/2/2008 11:21:16 AM): YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:21:24 AM): yes
F (1/2/2008 11:21:45 AM): WHO WANTS YOU TO GO TO SCHOOL?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:22:10 AM): everybody in my family
F (1/2/2008 11:22:24 AM): IS THAT THE REASON YOU LEFT?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:22:42 AM): no
Dan (1/2/2008 11:23:18 AM): babe if i go to washington dc do you like it,or where best do you like?
F (1/2/2008 11:23:36 AM): HELLO, I AM STILL IN LAGOS.
F (1/2/2008 11:23:42 AM): MY TIME IS UP
F (1/2/2008 11:23:44 AM): I HAVE TO GO
Dan (1/2/2008 11:23:57 AM): you now use time?
Dan (1/2/2008 11:24:06 AM): where are you in Lagos?
F (1/2/2008 11:24:20 AM): I ONLY GET SO MUCH TIME ON THE COMPUTER IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX.
F (1/2/2008 11:24:25 AM): SO MY TIME IS UP NOW
Dan: well is some how kool (I don't want to know what turns him on.)
Dan: bye
Dan: maybe you won't see me for some couple of days ok
Dan: bye

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

It is soooo simple. Dan provides the tongue prints to Interp0l Ag3nt Cl3tus (the nice agent that is trying to help Dan and F) The prints are checked againts the terrorist database. If Dan is not a terrorist F, her $20K and the sex toys are released to Dan. The fool J0nes is arrested and prosecuted for what he did to F, and Dan gets a large bonus for testifying.

Everything starts with the tongue prints. It's standard Interp0l procedure.

edit - be sure and mention that Jones still has his car, and brags to you about it. That will really tick him off.

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:08 pm

Well, my flabber has been gasted:

Quote:

Hello Dad,
I need you to help me there is this Interpol agent who arrested my girl friend he said that i am a terrist because i did'nt tell him my name,his name is interpol agent Thomas Jones,dad i need you to help me do anything you know you can this man is giving me tough time,he is holdin my girl friend hostage at the same time making sex with her please dad help me in anyway you can help please,and Dad don't forget to send me wayne and christian mobile number because i want to wish them i happy new year,and there is something important me and Wayne want to discuss about my car.
from your Son Dan
Merry Xmas and a exceeding joy New Year

Quote:

Roy Cr0pper to Dan

Dear Dan,

I don't know what you want me to do. Why are you a terrorist? Why
don't you tell the police your name? Why does your girl friend sleep
with policemen?

I don't understand.

I can never tell Wayne that you didn't bother to pick his car up, he
would be heartbroken because he thinks he made you very happy by
giving it to you.

I'm afraid Christian doesn't give his phone number to anyone unless
they are pretty girls, maybe your girlfriend when she has stopped
screwing policemen, but not you or I, sorry.

Happy New Year anyway,

Roy

Oh, btw, Anna Lynne can have the billion dollars a week job, but she needs to send her passport and $5,000. Rolling Eyes

Update: stupid boy to Father J0rgens, who he is trying to get compensation from for making him go to Ghana:

Quote:

i came to Ghana i did'nt see you they told me you was arrested because of the money i send to you,because you use to buy a limo stretch they arrested you in the WA police station.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, it looks like it's about time for Jones to send Dan another email telling him, in great detail, the things Jones is doing to his girlfriend. Dan just loves getting those emails. I think in this one I'll also tell him about how I'm using his car to pick up women, and some of the things we are doing in his car.

F, I hate to break this to you, but I don't think he really loves you. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:30 pm

^^Too bad. Loves keeps coming and going on my part of YIM as well Sad

Dan must have a nice cousin. Ask him if he is willing to give us a lesson. (err, no. Don�t.)

Jawhawk, i was advised to write to you (Must I really do this?) Smile

Quote:

16:31 (3 Stunden)
[email protected]
Hello My Prinz,
I have told him,he told me to tell you to contact him through his e-mail address so he can see what he can do that is his e-mail address,
From your friend,
Dan

What a friend he is. So, Barrister, what can you do to get my 75k back from Miss Ab4ch4? (Now this is getting interesting!)

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Don't worry, Barrister Charl3s S0ludo is on the case! Your $75K, minus my rather large fees, are as good as recovered!

Dan sent me your email address and told me to contact you. What do I look like, some sort of ambulance chaser? I'm a well known, highly respected Barrister!

I think I need to start by getting a deposition from Dan.

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:51 pm

You are an impressing character, with a long yellow beak and a business-type blue shirt.
I hope your fees won�t be more than 74,999 $ so I can keep a lucky dollar for my soon-to-come interview with the German version of The Sun Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^^ I cannot guarantee that Frumpy, however I do promise to do my best to assure justice is done! Of course, our definition of justice might differ somewhat. Very Happy

S0ludo is officially on the case! Sent to FrumpyBB (Prinz) and Dan:

Quote:

My Pr1nz

It was indeed an honor and a priviledge to talk with you today. As we discussed, I have agreed to take your case. Your deposit of $15,000 has been received, and my secretary should have faxed you your receipt.

Mr. Pr1nz, I know the fellow that has done you wrong, and he is a slippery eel, but I believe that the three of us can take him down and recover your money. I will file a writ of in court, however before I do I have to get depositions from both yourself and Mr. Dan.

I need to meet with both of you next Tuesday in Ghana so my secretary and I can take your This is an in depth statement that will allow me to file papers against the gentleman that wronged you. These papers must be filed before papers can be issued, and the suspect can be arrested

Again, I must meet with both of you on Tuesday. Please let me know your planned arrival time in Ghana, and I will arrange for my secretary to book us lunch/dinner plans. Please also let me know your dining preferences. I look forward to discussing this case in depth with both you and Mr. Dan on Tuesday!

Now is that lawyer talk or is that lawyer talk! Yup, that S0ludo is one fancy lawyer.

I don't anticipate him safaring to Ghana, but you never know. Dan has been full of surprises. If he doesn't travel I've got other plans to get his statements.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:14 am

OK, Jayhawk, you gave me a short night, but this kind of safari has happened once and if I burn ARK with it, well, ok, no one can say that the Pr1nz is lazy Smile

Basically I am happy to meet you, Chuck, but ONLY if Dan and ARK, who I need to meet for terribly important investment purposes, will join the party. Of course we cannot meet in tamale. Accra would be nice Smile

Do you know a good hotel?

Quote:

Dear Mr. Ch4rl3s S0lud0,

this is VERY difficult for me but after a long talk with Mrs. S1lv3rst33n, my secretary, I have found a way to meet you AND Mr. D4n1el in ACCRA in Ghana next Tuesday as you suggested.

Mr. S0lud0, I honestly must ASK you to help me recover my money back. I have to postpone three or four important meetings and auctions just for this single flight to GHANA but I am willing to consent of the following reasons which add to my decision:

1) I have a friend and business partner in Ghana, Mr. Ahm3d K4d1ri. I wish that he is to be included in our meeting in ACCRA, GHANA. I need to meet him in ACCRA because you, Mr. S0lud0, are recommended to me by Mr. Dan1el, I trust you, you will help me to get my money back from Mrs. Ab4ch4. I have heard a lot about your reputation and I only need to know how much payment you demand for your services. I am willing to bring whatever you demand as payment in CASH, Mr. S0lud0.

Additionally, I intend to bring 100.000 Euro with me, also in cash, which are meant for an investment in Tamale on behalf of the aforementioned gentleman. Mr. D4n1el assured me repeatedly that the deal is perfect. Today I received a business contract, which i will be bringing with me as well.

2) Mr. S0lud0, I have trust in you. I have looked for legal advice myself and I am willing to meet you next Tuesday in ACCRA, Ghana.

If you are ok with me inviting another businessman, Mr. K4d1ri, to join this trip, which would enable me to make a real investment, then you may proceed and suggest a meeting place in ACCRA for you, Mr. D4n1el and Mr. K4d1ri).

I need the address of a good hotel in ACCRA. Will you be so kind and recommend us a proper meeting place?

Please do note that this is an extraordinary exception I am ONLY willing to make because this gives me the chance to meet some honest Nigerian citizen and a new lawyer of high reputation and knowledge of the fascinating and oscilliating aspects of African culture and business who can help me in future regional issues, too.

This email goes to you and the gentlemen involved, Mr. Dan1el and, with your allowance, Mr. K4d1ri.

I am expecting their unconditional authorization in me pushing forward these issues for the common benefit of all people involved.

Respectfully yours, Pr1nz 3rnst-4ugu5t von H4nnover

This is candidate no.1 for the most stupid email I have ever written! I wonder if there might come tiny, petty objections ?
Sorry if I anticipated too much with Accra and including ARK yet again. i know that it is most likely not going to happen...but even if not, then all of us can put the blame on them because WE were willing to proceed swiftly Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:53 am

@FrumpyBB - This must have been hell to write. I hope you will recover from your sickness soon. I couldn't have done it. That's probably why I don't have any safaris, yet. My stomach is too weak. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ Wait a minute! Chucky is a great guy! He deserves all of the praise heaped upon him! Very Happy

If this happens Chucky will, naturally, be called out of town for a Barrister emergency. It won't be his fault that his secretary notifies the pr1nz, but forgets to include Dan and ARK on the email.

Frumpy, I'll let my secretary suggest a good hotel. Chucky is too busy doing high faluting Barrister stuff.

Does anyone know a good restaurant in ACCRA? This needs to be a business lunch.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:42 am

SlapHappy wrote:

...must have been hell to write.

Yes, it was. Took more than one hour, with frequent and pleasant interruptions, tea and chats and an audio book...but our business will be worth it Smile

M4r1am Ab4ch4 will get what she deserves!

@Jayhawk
Barrister emergency meetings? Involving a helicopter and a siren and an escort? Smile

Your life IS exciting!
(Still remember the excellent short novel Duralex wrote about "A day in the life of C.S."?)
I assume you are referring to be called to the annual Eur0m1lli0ns Lottery then..

We cannot meet at McD0n4ld�s? Anyhow, i will invite everyone turning up at my expense. So please calculate your fees accordingly Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:48 pm

Email from one of the boys. I may be wrong but does Ahm3d at least dig it? He wants me to call my inheritance character that I am going to Ghana...but Pr1nz does not know D3not0 too well. Besides that, everything is pure rubbish. Hardly worth posting.

Quote:

ARK an mich
15:07 (Vor 32 Minuten)
Dear Pr1nz,
i would like you to call Mr D3NUT0, let Him KNOW YOU WILL BE COMING TO GHANA ON TUESDAY,he told me he sent my money via western union but i did not get the money and he has agrreed to come to Ghana to check for me to enable me claim .
well i just did not understand why he could not put it in my Bank account after i gave him its information. i still do not believe him .
how ever just let him know you are coming .
Please i do not know your photo please kindly hold a sign saying "Pr1nz 3rnst-4ugu5t von Hannover " please do this for me to know whom am dealing with. think i asked for that beforebut you never sent it .
ahmed

Nothing but stupid blabla. Is this all he can think of when I have just booked my Ghana flight? What a loser. Did he even get the point of his unexpectedly happy opportunity?
Will Dan be any better? (I can smell him asking for bus money, with some dozen "please"�s...) Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

S0ludo has answered, including the boys:

Quote:

My Pr1nz

It is indeed an honor to be your legal representative. Your reputation proceeds you. Of course Mr. ARK can dine with yourself, Mr. Dan and I Tuesday night. You speak very highly of them, and I look forward to meeting them both.

I would like for us to dine Tuesday night at 8:30 p.m. at the Golden Tul1p on L1beration road in Accra (a google search shows this to be a decent looking place). I will have my secretary, Miss B4byjay, make the reservations. I have eaten at the Golden Tul1p many times myself, and the cousine is top rate. We can discuss your case against Mrs. A then, as well as the other business opportunities of which you spoke.

As for my fees, seeing as how you now require additional use of my services I will need an additional retainer of $50,000 wired to my Swiss bank at your earliest convenience. I believe you have my bank account information. Please keep in mind that this is just a retainer, and actual fees will be charged at the rate of $750 an hour. Per your request all charges will be in U.S. dollars. I will also require a letter of credit from your bank, as depending upon the depth of our business dealings my actual fees could run as high as $1.000,000. I will also require an equity stake in the new businesses set up. We can discuss this Tuesday at the Golden Tul1p.

I look forward to meeting you and your partners. You have talked so highly of Mr. Dan and Mr. ARK that I can hardly wait to dine with them and learn their keen business insight.

Per your direction I am currently heading to court to file a Gar1us P1nkelius on your behalf. This should get things going!

To a wealthy future for all of us! See you on Tuesday!

Barrister Charl3s S0ludo

I haven't heard from the boys so far. Dan has begged for money before, and I'm sure he will be begging now.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

ARK is not happy.

Quote:

Please,What difference would it make when we meet at the day time and in working hours?

S0ludo is quick and to the point.

Quote:

I have moved quite a few appointments around in order to schedule this meeting. I am a very busy person. If you do not wish to be a part of this deal then do not show up. It is that simple. I have talked to the prinz and if you do not show to the meeting we are prepared to proceed without you.

Barrister Charles S0ludo

I haven't heard from Dan. I remember something about him telling redshoes that he would be away for a couple of days.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:45 pm

You are right about that^^I have forgotten about it. Let�s hope he does not miss this single opportunity to fame and fortune.
Cool! ARKie is ready for a meeting, but what�s his problem? How often did I point out ACCRA up there^, 20 times? It seems he believes we�re going to Tamale, boohaha! That�s won�t never happen!

Quote:

3. Jan. (17 Stunden)
Dear SIR Pr1nz , (!)

Thank for the response ,
I now know that the guy that came to me WAS the real person you sent to me ,
All i had wanted is that we meet in Tamale where the heart of L1m0bia is .
however, do try and send me that sign photo i requested is important
to me coz i do not have your photo,
Mr Ch4rles is saying we meet at 830 pm , i think it is not safe for
our first meeting
to be in the night , i suggest it should be in the day and working ours .
i would want to bring along L1m0bia officers and Mr 4BDULL4H to meet
you. Is very important,FOR THE SIGNING OF THE AGREEMENT.
However i would much appreciate if you can send me this sign photo as
soon as possible.
Wishing you all the best .

I do not assume he is suggessting to meet us with Dully, too? Smile

This would be a double helmet Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^ The nice thing is that when the meeting doesn't happen we can blame it on Dan. Very Happy

Well, also my secretary, but mainly Dan.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:03 pm

Sounds like music to my ears.
Why does ARK believe I have sent Dan? (Must be because I believe they are communicating.)
Because basically I had said that a bad boy sent another boy to replace the real Mr. D4niel. The replaced boy met ARK in Tamale then. Seems he has forgotten that twist. Anyway, no objections to ARK believing my original story.
Now the heavy task directing the boys back there without any photoshopping skillz.
Moreover, I do hope that Dan steals away from his "cousin" into a dirty lad cafe, he won�t miss a chance to see Chucky back, with being invited to a desastrous dinner party with "investers", will he?

EDIT In another email sent to Chry5 he is confirming that the Pr1nz will come.

Quote:

agreements for the m1cro fin4nce bus1n3ss in Ghana
15:45 (1 Stunden)
PLEASE WOULD THIS BE OK
Prinz is coming and i want you to send me some money the micro biz or
even come with him what about that ,
just think of it ok

Sure, there needs to be a woman in our party! A single 26 y o blonde one...we guys are so easy to impress, aren�t we? (In this case, hopefully!)

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:48 pm

If it helps get him to Tamale for your barrister meet, I have organized some Dan bait if he will go back to Wa, handily Tamale is on the way. Thanks very much to Marvinator for the photoshoppery.

Quote:

Dear Dan,

So you came to Ghana? That is so sad. The only way the Police would
let me go was to let them confiscate what was left of the $500,000 you
sent as a donation, along with the stretch limo.

One of my disciples took this picture of the limo outside Elmina
Castle - the bastards are using it as a Police car!

If you could only come to Wa Police station and vouch that the money
was a charitable donation, we may be able to get it back off them, and
the limo. You are the only one who can back up my story, until then I
am broke, and the orphans will have to be sold off to the gold mine
as slave labour - in this day and age!

If you can help me, I will give you half of anything we can recover of
the money. I will meet you at the Police Station in Wa if you are
interested, any time, any day.

I beg you to help me,
--

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Tamale? Wait a minute. I thought we were sending them to Accra?

This dinner party just keeps growing and growing. Should Soludo arrange for some prostitutes to be there? After all, there will entertaining to do, and S0ludo must be civil.

I think by now Dan is one horny S.O.B., and the prostitutes might entice him more than he thought of making millions of dollars.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:17 pm

Accra? Oh well, that's on the way too, there's a bus to Wa from there, as Dan already knows only too well. It takes a lot to get Dan off his ass - tarts and money should do it.

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:13 pm

Of course ACCRA Shocked

Waagh!
(May have been my mistake, Roy took the above^^cited email to have come from Dan. It came from ARK. He has to go to Accra, too, why should we or I ever go to Tamale?)
No answer from Dan here yet, too.
@ Jay, you definitely know what Dan likes Smile

But don�t forget, I am happily married Wink

and want to stay married. I�m more the terribly famous Modern Art collector type of man...

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Nope. Sorry Frumpy. You deal with S0ludo, you get the escort. Dem's da rules.

Time for the secretary to get involved:

Quote:

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mel1nda B4byjay, and I am the executive secretary to Barrister Charles S0ludo. I am writing to confirm the meeting schedule at 8:00 p.m., Tuesday night, Januray 8. The following is for your records:

Meeting date: Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Location: Golden Tul1p Resort
Address: L1beration Road, Accra
Time: 8:30 p.m. (what time was it again??)
Length: To be determined

Barrister S0ludo has also asked me to secure the services of a female escort for each of you. These ladies have been used in the past by Barrister S0ludo, and they are beautiful and certified disease free. If your leanings are more towards men please let me know, and I can instead secure you a male escort. In addition, Barrister S0ludo has asked me to inquire of you your favorite brand of cigar. Barrister S0ludo has access to many fine cuban cigars, and he likes to toast new business agreements with Nap0leon Brandy and a cigar.

Barrister S0ludo wishes me to extend to each of you the best of wishes, and he looks forward to an enjoyable and prosperous meeting on January 8th. If you have any questions, you may contact me. Please be on time, as Barrister S0ludo does not tolerate lateness very well.

Melinda B4byjay
Executive Secretary
Barrister Charles S0ludo

The great thing about this is that when the whole deal goes bellyup, it will be Dan that gets the blame. Remember, Dan is the one that recommended S0ludo. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:05 pm

Am OK with that^^ Laughing

This in from ARK to my lawyer character. Maybe at least he will turn up. Just posting this to show the enormous credibility Mr. S0lud0 has in ladland Thumbs up

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Prinz will be coming on tuesday to Ghana ,
if you can do something about it i would be very grateful .
i will give the amount you wanted.

I hope your secretary doesn�t mix up the date as well (hint hint) LOL

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Frumpy, he is really hot to trot for your pic. He emailed S0ludo and he wants S0ludo's pic as well. The twerp.

He did tell me that he doesn't need any women for himself, but the Lim0bia officers might need some. WTF?? I thought this would be a private meeting between the four of us. How did the Lim0bia officers get involved?

You might have to send him some crap as a picture. ARK is being somewhat of a dips*t.

He, of course, sent the email to S0ludo and not the secretary.

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