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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:33 pm

So I am baiting this poor man dying of cancer, and have been in contact with his lawyer and a very nice woman from the bank. It is so nice of those two to go down to the hospital and work from his computer so he can see what is going on... Very Happy

I love my lads! They sure know how to pick me up when I am at work!

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:41 pm

^^^^^ Lemme guess.....esophogal cancer? There's been a lot of that going around lately.

It's nice to see new folks come forward to join the baiting ranks!

Now don't forget to ask for ID cards from the bank lady and lawyer....and the lawyer's law license. Wait until you're a few weeks into it.

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

heres another laugh for you:

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Thanks for you mail and God bless you, your are vary right because there is a lot of fraud and scams but I have send my international passport that is to show you that am real, am at 37 military hospital in Accra Ghana west Africa, if you care you call the doctor named Dr Kiki with this number 00233274434828 since I can not speak because of my trout.

Oh and whys it funny?

Because the lad was suffering from:

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Thanks for your mail, Is God almighty who instructed me to donate out the fund to you to helping the less privileged once in your country build of church and motherless homes,that is my promise to God.
I donated out the fund to you to see if God will care my illness, all the legal document will be send to you when I show your willingness, now you are needed to send your contact information�s so that I can instruct my lawyer to forward it to the bank so that you can open up communication with them before my hole in heart operations take by next week.

Ive heard of "my heart was in my mouth" but until i read that one lads responses i had thought it was just an old wives saying.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:22 pm

According to this one strokes are contagious. Shocked

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i suffered stroke and recently, my Doctor told my family members that I may not live up to eight months from now because of the excess lost of blood and weight that I have surfered in the cause of flushing the virious from my system.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I think this was one of my favorite lad ailments:

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I am a deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Dec 2007 Posts: 128

My, my...

that such treasures of medical wisdom goes unnoticed by the Pharmaceutical establishment!!!!

I wonder the origin and genealogy of their medical knowledge, though!!!!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:56 pm

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I can not speak because of my trout.

hehehe

Have you ever tried to talk with a fish in your mouth? I think some lads have...there must be a pic around here somewhere....

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

The trout thing is hilarious.

Here's another gem from a lad who was supposedly waiting at the airport for me (he wasn't):

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i still love you,but the stress and what i faced in the airport on your promised arrival day,cause a lot of malaria to my body,though am getting better and still promise to love you from now on and forever more

Apparently, being stressed out causes malaria. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:30 pm

yeah, because when you don't show up, they start hyperventilating. this action produces mucho carbon dioxide from their lungs, and the skeeters home right in on them. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:38 pm

I am trying to help Mr. Phillip Elle get his late father's money out of the bank and he sent me photos of himself today. The strangest thing though, the files were named "Morris's Picture". Maybe his name is Phillip Morris? haha.

I am indeed having a grand time. And my footballer dreamer is filling out lots of forms and sending me high-res scans one at a time, usually about 20 minutes apart, which hopefully means that is all he is working on!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:06 pm

Sounds like you are having fun! Fantastic! My lads are being lazy right now. I may have to pick up a couple more in surplus and have a go at em.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:11 pm

On the topic of medical conditions, I've noticed a lot of FEMALE lads lately complaining of....<drum roll....> "prostrate cancer".

So it's either a cancer that forces the patient to lie in a prostrate position (or maybe results from lying in a prostrate position?) OR these are hermaphrodites - with cancer in the male half of their anatomy.

I'm waiting for the onslaught of MALE lads with ovarian cancer!

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:30 pm

^^ TY for the idea Cachuma, both my widows have a new affliction their husbands died from before leaving them all that insurance money

I wonder how long it will take before it's picked up and used

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