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wayne
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I'm trying to get a "female" scammer to agree to something similar to Bananaboi, but this one is a real headful. "She" had to rush off and didn't get to make her "promise". Never mind. A slap tomorrow and we'll be back on track.
ME: good. so tell me what kind of things you like in bed
LAD: share our dreams..having some romance and more...
ME: that's not what i mean. i mean physically
LAD: u name it
LAD: feeling shy ?
LAD: eeemm
ME: so tell me what kind of things you like doen to you
LAD: ehhh
LAD: making u hot...
LAD: feeling wshy ????? no idea either
ME: making me hot how? see, this is what worries me.
ME: you're not open enough to sex
LAD: sex is one reason of marrying
LAD: i know...
ME: like i said, i'm a highly sexed person and the person i marry would have to be the same
LAD: yeah..
LAD: i will try to learn more
LAD: ok..
ME: well tell me what kind of things you've already done
LAD: like?
ME: well what positions have you already used?
LAD: wear a skirt without a pant
ME: hmm, ok. but what POSITIONS have you done? ok, missionary obviously. what others? doggy?
LAD: doggy
LAD: i think
ME: you think?
LAD: yeah
ME: well have you or not?
LAD: i have
ME: ok good. what about things like oral sex?
LAD: yea
LAD: i know
ME: and do you like it?
LAD: yea
ME: good. now, will you do something for me? kind of a promise for when we meet
LAD: yeah i will
ME: ok good. you'd be happy to have oral sex with me?
LAD: yeah
ME: ok. then say "i promise to have oral sex with you". that way it's like a contract
LAD: i promise to have oral sex with u that way its like a contract smacks hand to head!
ME: you don't have to say that way it's like a contract
ME: just the promise
LAD: i promise
ME: ok, so say it again
LAD: i promise to have oral sex with u
ME: excellent. now, what about missionary position?
LAD: i dont know more about it
ME: that's just normal, lying on your back sex
LAD: o i see
LAD: i think i like it also
ME: ok, so what would you say to me then?
LAD: bring it close....
LAD: and let me feel it I'm shaking my head at this point
ME: no. you have to make the promise
LAD: i promise
ME: you have to say it properly. the full promise
LAD: i promise to have oral sex with u
ME: you already said that one. we're on missionary sex now
ME: you have to promise that too
LAD: i promiseto have a missionary oral sex with u
ME: ok now we're understanding each other. this way there's no mistakes when we meet
ME: now, have you had your pussy eaten out before?
LAD: yea
ME: and would you like me to do that to you?
LAD: if u wish
ME: then you have to make the promise
LAD: i promise to eat out my pussy a clever trick if you can do it 
ME: do you like kinky things?
LAD: what are they?
ME: ok. this one may freak you out, but i assure you if you try it you'd love it
LAD: let me know it
ME: ok. first of all, have you ever been brought to orgasm by having your g-spot manipulated?
LAD: nope..
LAD: but i sometimes do it by myself..
ME: ok. but never your g-spot?
LAD: yea
ME: ok. this is where it gets weird ok,
ME: you know where the g-spot is right?
LAD: yeah
LAD: i have to go baby...
LAD: im so sorry..
LAD: i have to help mom
LAD: for preparations
ME: ok answer this quick for me first tho
ME: because this is the clincher. and i said it's weird but i promise you it'll give you orgasms like you've never had before
ME: would you let me put a banana in a condom, then use it in your pussy to massage your g-spot to bring you to the best climax you ever had?
At this point the lad went offline. Expect this to be continued next time if she wants her money off me. |
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| i promise to have oral sex with u that way its like a contract |
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Very amusing. It's like a sex chat between abbott and costello. |
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| i promise to have oral sex with u that way its like a contract |
Is that like a pre-nup? |
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Personally I have to say that it really made me laugh that the oral part slipped into this promise:
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wayne
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| i promise to let u put on a condon on a banana then put it in my pussy to massage it |
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That was easy. All it took was a little training yesterday in the way I like things answered |
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Great work Wayne, I am sure you will keep us both amused and informed of your progress.
I will be looking forward ensuring I am not eating or drinking while reading |
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Great work Wayne, Keep up the training. |
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wayne
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This is the full (but short) transcript of this morning's chat. All I wanted was the quote with this little exchange.
ME: in work. you didn't answer my question from last night tho
LAD: [ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because LAD is not protected by IM Security ]
LAD: im sorry baby..
LAD: mom was calling
LAD: im sorry
LAD: can i have it again.............
LAD: hello
LAD: <ding>
ME: while i'm still sipping my coffee before the next job then..... i asked if you'd make a promise to let me put a condom on a banana then put it in your pussy to massage your g-spot. are you willing to make that promise to me?
LAD: yeah my dear..
LAD: i promise to do any u want for u just to make me happy and u
ME: then make the promise like the other things
LAD: i promise to let u put on a condon on ur banana then put it in my pussy to massage it
ME: not my banana. a banana and to massage your g-spot
ME: do it again please
LAD: i promise to let u put on a condon on a banana then put it in my pussy to massage it
ME: ok. now, have you ever had anal sex?
LAD: let me get some idea of it
LAD: tell me how it is done
ME: i'd use the banana, cover it in lubricant and slide it deep into your ass
LAD: oh ok
ME: make me the promise then
LAD: im promise to have an anal sex
LAD: with u
ME: what about letting me use the banana? because of it's shape it'll press against your prostate and give you one of the best orgasms you ever had (anyone want to point out that women don't have a prostate?)
LAD: oh k
ME: so make me the promise
LAD: im promise to have an anal sex by u with the banana
ME: gtg back to work. chat later
LAD: okay baby
LAD: i have got the visa
LAD: im so happy today...
So that's the saga so far. I still have a few days before my money's due to clear, so there's still plenty of time to play with "her". Anyone have any requests? |
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She needs DP possibly with a cucumber, and my dog is feeling a little randy.
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ME: what about letting me use the banana? because of it's shape it'll press against your prostate and give you one of the best orgasms you ever had (anyone want to point out that women don't have a prostate?) |
You need to inform 'her' of all the millions of fun things you want to do to her prostate. Millions.
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Today's chat, and hopefully one lad set up for a handwritten trophy
[20:12] LAD: are u teher
[20:12] LAD: there
[20:13] LAD: <ding>
[20:13] LAD: hello baby boy
[20:18] ME: just got in. give me 30 minutes to get something to eat
[20:19] LAD: okay baby boy
[20:28] LAD: <ding>
[20:28] LAD: Back honey
[21:29] LAD: <ding>
[ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because LAD is not protected by IM Security ]
[11:26] LAD: <ding>
[ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because LAD is not protected by IM Security ]
[11:26] LAD: hELLO
[11:33] ME: working. can't chat sorry
[11:39] LAD: okay baby
[ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because LAD is not protected by IM Security ]
[11:39] LAD: i mi
[11:39] LAD: u
[11:39] LAD: i mi
[11:39] LAD: u
[11:39] LAD: o much
[11:39] LAD: bgj
[11:40] LAD: hello
[19:06] LAD: <ding>
[ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Encryption is disabled because LAD is not on your contact list or invisible ]
[19:06] LAD: there sam
[20:04] *** "LAD" signed on at Fri Jan 04 20:04:44 2008.
[20:04] *** "LAD" signed off at Fri Jan 04 20:04:54 2008.
[20:13] *** "LAD" signed on at Fri Jan 04 20:13:28 2008.
[20:15] LAD: <ding>
[ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because LAD is not protected by IM Security ]
[20:15] LAD: Hello baby boy..
[20:15] LAD: are u back from work..
[20:15] LAD: <ding>
[20:16] LAD: Hello
[20:16] LAD: <ding>
[20:17] *** "LAD" signed off at Fri Jan 04 20:17:04 2008.
[20:21] *** "LAD" signed on at Fri Jan 04 20:21:26 2008.
[20:22] LAD: <ding>
[ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because LAD is not protected by IM Security ]
[20:22] LAD: Hello
[20:22] LAD: talk u me baby
[20:30] LAD: <ding>
[20:30] LAD: there baby boy
[20:49] LAD: <ding>
[20:49] *** Auto-response sent to LAD: I am currently idle.
[20:49] LAD: talk to me
[20:49] LAD: <ding>
[20:49] LAD: Hello
[20:49] LAD: <ding>
[20:50] LAD: Hello
[20:50] LAD: <ding>
[20:50] LAD: <ding>
[20:50] LAD: Hello
[20:51] LAD: <ding>
[20:55] LAD: <ding>
[20:55] LAD: Hello
[21:04] LAD: <ding>
[21:04] *** Auto-response sent to LAD: I am currently idle.
[21:04] LAD: there
[21:11] LAD: <ding>
[21:11] LAD: there *ME*
[21:12] LAD: are u talking to another lady..
[21:12] LAD: <ding>
[21:15] LAD: <ding>
[21:19] LAD: <ding>
[21:21] ME: ok. with you now. been fixing someone's pc online all evening
[21:22] LAD: yeah...\
[21:22] LAD: baby please dont break my heart..
[21:22] ME: have you ever tried fixing an irq conflict over the net?
[21:23] LAD: dont get to clear..
[21:23] LAD: an iraq conflict..?
[21:23] ME: no. irq. interrupt request.
[21:23] LAD: from where..
[21:24] ME: on the person's pc. the modem was conflicting with the mouse and causing it to freeze
[21:24] LAD: oh..okay..
[21:24] LAD: tell me
[21:24] LAD: how was ur day..
[21:25] *** You have been disconnected. Fri Jan 04 21:25:58 2008.
[21:26] *** You have been disconnected. Fri Jan 04 21:26:32 2008.
[21:26] *** "LAD" signed on at Fri Jan 04 21:26:40 2008.
[21:27] ME: really busy
[21:27] LAD: [ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because LAD is not protected by IM Security ]
[21:31] *** "LAD" signed off at Fri Jan 04 21:31:27 2008.
[21:32] *** "LAD" signed on at Fri Jan 04 21:32:52 2008.
[21:33] LAD: Hello baby
[ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because LAD is not protected by IM Security ]
[21:33] LAD: my pc freeze up
[21:33] ME: ok
[21:34] LAD: how was ur day baby..
[21:34] ME: busy. work was hectic
[21:35] LAD: oh..
[21:35] LAD: baby boy i miss u so much..
[21:36] ME: don't call me baby boy. i don't really like it
[21:36] LAD: oh ok ..
[21:36] LAD: what shuld i call u
[21:36] ME: something else
[21:38] LAD: how about lovely boy
[21:38] ME: that's what we call gay men
[21:38] LAD: oh really\
[21:39] ME: yep
[21:39] LAD: i did nt know\
[21:39] ME: well now you do
[21:39] LAD: ok..
[21:39] ME: while i remember, do you have a phone number?
[21:40] LAD: nope...
[21:40] ME: shame. i could have given you a ring
[21:40] LAD: i dont have a phone but my brother have one..
[21:41] ME: would he mind if i used that one? not now obviously
[21:41] LAD: he would not give the phone to me if its a man on it..
[21:42] LAD: unless u talk to him ur self..
[21:43] ME: well i guess i could do that
[21:43] LAD: yeah
[21:44] LAD: have u heard the great news..
[21:44] ME: what's that?
[21:44] LAD: i was given the visa..
[21:45] ME: that's excellent news
[21:45] LAD: and if i bulk the ticket on monday i will be in london on wednesday night
[21:45] LAD: when i check..
[21:46] ME: sweet
[21:46] LAD: yeah..
[21:46] ME: so we're one step closer to sharing a bed together
[21:47] LAD: baby do u remember u promised me..
[21:47] ME: what did i promise you?
[21:48] LAD: thats u are going to send me some money to buy the ticket on monday
[21:48] LAD: do u?
[21:48] ME: well yeah, i already promised you that. and what about your promises to me? do you remember them?
[21:49] LAD: yeah i remember..
[21:49] LAD: then hon..can i lend on u
[21:49] LAD: ?
[21:49] LAD: for ur promise
[21:50] ME: lend on u?
[21:51] LAD: yeah..
[21:51] LAD: rely on u
[21:51] LAD: for ur promise
[21:52] ME: well of course. i'm a man of my word. how about you?
[21:52] *** "LAD" signed off at Fri Jan 04 21:52:49 2008.
[21:53] *** "LAD" signed on at Fri Jan 04 21:53:28 2008.
[21:53] LAD: back baby..
[ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because LAD is not protected by IM Security ]
[21:54] LAD: my pc froze again
[21:54] LAD: <ding>
[21:54] ME: ok
[21:54] LAD: dont disaapoint me on monday love..
[21:54] ME: i gave you my word didn't i? and what about your promises?
[21:55] LAD: i also gave it out to u..
[21:56] ME: good. so you're willing to go through with all the promises?
[21:56] LAD: yeah love
[21:56] ME: what were the promises you made then?
[21:57] LAD: i would have oral sex with u
[21:57] ME: ok. and?
[21:58] LAD: and also have anal sex also
[21:58] ME: ok. and?
[21:58] LAD: remember love//
[21:59] ME: i want to see if you can remember the promises you made to me
[21:59] LAD: almost forgot
[22:00] LAD: please remember me..
[22:00] ME: you missed out a few promises. maybe you don't mean to keep them
[22:01] LAD: i did but u seen im human i have a lot on mind
[22:01] LAD: including u
[22:02] ME: so try to remember then. it's important
[22:03] LAD: i would have a missionary sex also
[22:03] ME: ok. what else?
[22:03] LAD: please
[22:03] LAD: i forget..
[22:03] ME: then how can i expect you to keep your promises of you can't even remember them?
[22:04] LAD: i can but
[22:04] LAD: there is a lot on my mind..
[22:04] LAD: making the visa really put stress on me
[22:05] ME: and what if there's a lot on your mind when you arrive here?
[22:05] LAD: there would nt be..
[22:05] LAD: i would try to clear them up
[22:05] ME: so try to remember now your promises to me
[22:06] LAD: ok..
[22:06] LAD: let me see..
[22:07] LAD: u would use the banana together with the condon in my g-spot
[22:07] ME: and
[22:07] ME: ?
[22:07] LAD: thats the only i can remember now..
[22:08] ME: what else did you promise to do with the banana?
[22:08] LAD: wear it with a condom..
[22:08] LAD: emm
[22:08] ME: and?
[22:09] LAD: thats all i remember...
[22:09] ME: where else were you going to put it?
[22:09] LAD: im so sorry for that..
[22:09] LAD: ur dick...
[22:09] LAD: i think
[22:09] ME: what???
[22:09] ME: how can you put a banana in my dick?
[22:10] ME: think girl, think
[22:10] ME: i think this shows you didn't mean any of the promises you made to me
[22:10] LAD: i mean it love..
[22:10] LAD: i just forget thats all...
[22:11] LAD: u know im know and cant do anything to hurt u
[22:11] ME: you only made the promise yesterday, and you forgot already? maybe i should make you write them down and send them to me
[22:11] LAD: okay love
[22:11] LAD: let me make it again...
[22:12] ME: so you're going to wtite them down and send them to me?
[22:12] LAD: i will write down so that i will not forget..
[22:12] ME: how will i know you wrote it down?
[22:12] LAD: i will..
[22:12] LAD: lets me make it again..
[22:12] ME: scan it and email tit to me to prove you did it. how does that sound?
[22:13] LAD: but i dont have a scanner
[22:13] LAD: okay i will try..
[22:13] LAD: from friends..
[22:13] ME: well i think you should do this for me as proof you mean what you say to me
[22:14] LAD: okay..
[22:14] LAD: i will..
[22:14] ME: when?
[22:14] LAD: let me make it again and i will let u have it on 2morrow
[22:14] LAD: when we meet
[22:15] ME: ok. so do you want to go over all your promises?
[22:15] ME: so you get it right?
[22:15] LAD: yeah
[22:16] ME: what was the first one? missionary sex
[22:16] ME: you have to promis me that
[22:16] ME: are you writing the promise down right now? the way you said you'd write it down?
[22:16] LAD: i promise to have a missionary sex..
[22:17] ME: with who?
[22:17] LAD: u of course
[22:17] ME: well make sure you write that
[22:17] ME: next? oral sex. what will you write?
[22:17] LAD: im writing it
[22:18] ME: ok. make sure you write it all down to scan
[22:19] LAD: ok
[22:19] LAD: i promise to have an oral sex with u
[22:20] ME: ok good. next? you promise to let me have oral sex with you
[22:21] LAD: i promise to have an oral sex with u
[22:21] ME: you already said that. you promise to let me have oral sex with you this time. my turn to do you
[22:21] LAD: ok
[22:21] LAD: do that love..
[22:22] ME: what will you write?
[22:22] LAD: i promise to have an oral sex with u anytime..
[22:22] ME: now, what about the banana? what will you write?
[22:23] LAD: i promise to use the banana with the condom on it into my g-spot
[22:23] ME: and where else?
[22:23] LAD: dont know
[22:24] ME: your ass as well. what will you say?
[22:24] LAD: i promise to use the banana with the condom on it into my g-spotand my ass alo
[22:24] ME: ok. and one last thing you have to promise. are you writing all this down?
[22:25] LAD: yeah i promise..
[22:25] LAD: im wirting..
[22:26] ME: ok good. so one last promise you have to make me, all written down. you'll let me use a banana in your pussy, and one in your ass at the same time.
[22:27] LAD: i promise to use the banana with the condom on it into my g-spotand my ass also at the same time
[22:27] ME: 2 different bananas
[22:27] LAD: if u want..
[22:27] ME: so what will you write?
[22:27] LAD: love my brother is in and i would like to go so that i would try to talk to him
[22:27] LAD: okay..
[22:28] ME: when can i expect the scan of the letter?
[22:28] LAD: i will email it to u love..
[22:29] LAD: love call my brother in 40 minutes...
[22:29] LAD: 233XXXXXXXXX
[22:29] LAD: thats his number.
[22:29] ME: i won't be able to do it today. i need mor ephone credit. tomorrow or the day after
[22:29] LAD: okay love
[22:30] LAD: i would to talk to him now..
[22:30] LAD: have to go now love
[22:30] ME: i can't right now. i have no credit in my phone
[22:30] LAD: aspect my email
[22:30] LAD: dont worry..
[22:30] ME: and it's 10:30. too late to get any more
[22:30] LAD: i know..
[22:30] LAD: love have to go now..
[22:30] LAD: catch u up 2morrow...
[22:30] LAD: love u always..
[22:30] ME: ok. so i'll expect your email with the letter scanned for me
[22:31] LAD: take care
[22:31] ME: bye bye
[22:31] LAD: bye
[22:31] *** "LAD" signed off at Fri Jan 04 22:31:17 2008. |
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| [21:23] LAD: an iraq conflict..? |
I knew that this conflict would call for a new kind of soldier.
When you get the greasy note written on that internet cafe scratch paper you should say she forgot one involving a cantaloupe. Seriously though, good work. |
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Short and sweet today. The lad let me down by claiming not to have access to a scanner (now how many times have I heard that story before?) and just emailed me the text. As I was replying, the lad popped up on YIM
[20:53] LAD: Hello hon
[ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Encryption is disabled because LAD is not on your contact list or invisible ]
[20:53] LAD: are u there
[20:53] LAD: <ding>
[20:53] ME: i'm typing you a reply to your email
[20:54] ME: but i can tell you in person now
[20:54] ME: that's not what i asked you for. not even close.
[20:54] LAD: love
[20:55] LAD: thats all u as me to promise about yesterday..
[20:55] ME: an email isn't what i said for you to do. if you can't get this right, what hope do we stand?
[20:56] LAD: u said i should scan it and send it to u right..?
[20:56] ME: and you didn't scan it
[20:56] LAD: love i said i dont have a scanner to do that..
[20:57] ME: then find one somewhere else.
[20:57] LAD: i try it from my friend but i did not get ot..
[20:57] ME: well you have until monday to sort it out. and once i get it i'll hold up my side of the deal
[20:58] LAD: hon.how am i going to get it..
[20:58] ME: well that's for you to deal with
[20:59] LAD: oh i will try hard..
[20:59] LAD: what if i dont get it..
[20:59] ME: then you haven't held up your half of the deal
[21:00] LAD: oh i will try my best..
[21:00] LAD: ok?
[21:00] ME: if you can't hold up your end of the deal, then why should i?
[21:00] ME: it's all about give and take
[21:01] LAD: Hon .i said i will try..
[21:01] LAD: dont be mad at me..
[21:02] LAD: Hello
[21:02] ME: so get it done for me. show me you can keep your promises
[21:03] LAD: ok...
[21:03] LAD: so whatz up tonight..
[21:03] ME: getting ready to go out for a drink
[21:04] LAD: Hon.do u know that u promise me onething..
[21:04] ME: yes. and it's a lot more than just writing down some promises and scanning them
[21:05] LAD: u promised me that u are not going to take in alcohol
[21:05] LAD: u remember..
[21:06] LAD: ?
[21:06] ME: did i say WHAT i was going to drink?
[21:06] LAD: nope..
[21:06] LAD: just reminding..
[21:07] ME: well let me just remind you before i go. you need to write out the promises and scan it for me.
[21:07] LAD: i will...Hon..
[21:08] LAD: can u promise me onething Hon.
[21:08] ME: what?
[21:08] LAD: will u cheat on me?
[21:09] LAD: Hello
[21:09] ME: you want me to promise to cheat on you?
[21:10] LAD: nope that u wont do that to me..
[21:10] LAD: just promise me that..
[21:11] ME: of course. i promise. now, stick to your promise too. i have to go. bye
[21:11] LAD: ty u Hon..
[21:11] LAD: take care
[21:11] LAD: bye
[21:12] LAD: 
[21:12] LAD: <ding>
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And with that, plus Scoot's amazing radio phone call, I'm retiring the bananaboi modality. Short of photos (and I'm NOT going there!!), what else is there to do? |
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wayne
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Here's today's exchange
BANANAGAL: Hello babe..
[ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Encryption is disabled because BANANAGAL is not on your contact list or invisible ]
BANANAGAL: <ding>
BANANAGAL: Hello
ME: give me 10 minutes. did you scan the promises like i said?
BANANAGAL: [ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because BANANAGAL is not protected by IM Security ]
BANANAGAL: yeah i did..
BANANAGAL: its on my pen drive..
BANANAGAL: now
ME: ok so email it to me
BANANAGAL: i will do that later today love..
BANANAGAL: i just went to a company and they did it for me..
BANANAGAL: they charged me for $8 before doing it..
BANANAGAL: hello
BANANAGAL: <ding>
ME: ok. so email it to me to show me you stuck to your promise
BANANAGAL: Hon im not at Home now..im in a cyber cafe...
BANANAGAL: i will email it to u when i got home..
ME: and i'll speak to you once you send it
BANANAGAL: hon let me ask the man in charge that
BANANAGAL: can he help me
ME: ok. go do it quick then
BANANAGAL: hon.
BANANAGAL: hello
BANANAGAL: he said its allowed here in the cafe..
ME: well you can do it at home and we can chat then
BANANAGAL: love do u trust me..
ME: we can talk when i see the scanned letter
BANANAGAL: okay baby..
BANANAGAL: <ding>
BANANAGAL: Hello hon
BANANAGAL: are u there
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up_and_under
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Maybe there is hope for the photo after all. Perhaps one of the promises will do? |
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Excalibur
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Wow, great job Wayne. Nice trophy for the refrigerator door too! |
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I'm not going down the photo route. This is obviously a guy pretending to be a girl, so it'd be impossible to get one. The beauty of things like this and the underwear bait was that the lad didn't have to be in them to make them. They could still pretend to be female, and still provide me with a trophy. |
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harrya
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Ask for a pic of the banana skin with your name written on it. That may save having to ask for those pics that we don't want to see |
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Great thing^^
Just wondering, do love letters do always look that way? (Yes, I call it a "love" letter.)
Do they take what�s left in their dustbin? Or is it college block lined paper obviously taken from the back pocket, where it has been several weeks of internet scamming, I guess...
Just kidding. I like handwritten letters like these |
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