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Juan Freizwidatt
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:21 pm |
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Looks like S1mba Safari Camps is about to have a new customer!
Forgive the long post but I need to set the stage for the excitement that is coming. This is a very new bait but it's turning into a fun one. I got the lad's original format in my main business email account only 10 days ago. It was so bad I couldn't resist forwarding it to one of my baiting accounts so my horny rich widow could help:
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Hi,
I am in a hurry writing this mail. I had a trip to Nigeria visiting the tinapa opening ceremony.(Africa's Premier Business Resort) http://www.tinapa.com/ Unfortunately, my belongings, including my money got stolen at the hotel where i lodged from the attack of some armed robbers and eversince i have been with nothing i am still owe the hotel here, also the hotel
telephone service was also dissconnected, I have access to send mails only, my mobile phone can't work here so i didnt bring it along.
Please i need you to raise me the sum of $1500 USD so i can settle the hotel bills and other necessary expenses. I would pay back as soon as i get home, I am so confused right now cos i dont know what to do. You can have it sent through WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
Here is my info, <snip>
Use the above details for the Transfer. As soon as you
have the Money sent, Kindly provide me with the (
Mtcn, Your Full name and Address) again for the pick
up asap.
Regards,
Jim. |
What a dumbass format! Talk about cutting straight to the chase. I suspect I'm the only victim who even replied......
It didn't take long at all to flip things upside down into a romance bait. A few pictures of MILF cleavage, followed by some more graphic shots, and he was eating out of my hand.
The hard part has been writing him pornographic emails in the guise of a very randy middle-aged woman, and reading his very graphic replies. Here's a brief (redacted) clip from one he sent yesterday, after I insisted he tell me his deepest, darkest erotic secrets:
horny lad wrote: |
I will like to insert my ***** in your navel/abdomen, i never had the chance to do that to my ex-girlfriends because they are not as big as you are. Moreover, i was not too big as i am now. I am still doubting if my big ***** can enter your stomach. Can you send me a picture of your stomach? I love to have senx with fat girls they are always sweet. |
What a smooth talker.... If my character were real she'd be outraged to be called fat!
I tried to send him a couple of payments but somehow there were problems and both were chopped by my fake lad, who then taunted him about it. One chop was on Christmas eve, the other was over the weekend. He was not happy:
miserable chopped lad wrote: |
I check my mail this morning, and i got a message from the thief who has picked up the money again. Please do not send any more money as i am really very very upsent right now. . . . I dont understand the meaning of all these. Why do i have to lost $3350.00 in just 1 week? Please dear, do not send me any more money if i cant be able to pick it up. I am sick and tired. I dont wanna waste your money anymore as i have not been able to pick it up. . . . For now, do not send any more money. |
Well, okay, if you insist!
Even before I could suggest it, he decided I should come to Nigeria to rescue him. Great idea! My horny widow loves to travel! So she booked a two-week stay in the S1mba camp in Benin, and bought a first-class ticket to Cotonou (at a cost of only $14,000). All he has to do is meet up with her next weekend and his life will be wonderful.
But the lad has a small problem: he's not a handsome, white New Yorker like he claimed, and as he looks in the pictures he ripped off the web. I decided to help him out. My character confessed her deepest erotic secrets, one of which is an overwhelming passion for black lovers. The fact that the picture set I ripped off the web included a couple of hardcore shots of the woman with a black man certainly helped. I told him my since-deceased husband took them when we had a threesome. The lad took the bait:
lad wrote: |
Do you like to **** young black guys like age 22? I have a black friend here, he is 22 and he works with the hotel here, it might interest you if i say we fly him along with us to states. |
Hell yes! Sounds like fun! I suspect that something will come up that prevents "Jim" from coming to the camp, but his young friend will come in his place. I'm sure that he'll be more than happy to pick up the money, laptop, cellphone, camera, and Rolex that my character is bringing along as gifts for Jim.
The promise of cash, presents, and sex worked:
lovestruck lad wrote: |
I got the ticket attachment you sent me, I am so happy you have booked all, but i still wonder why you booked for Cotonou and not Lagos Nigeria. I told you i am in Lagos and not Benin Republic. I will have to spend some money to come down to Cotonou, I dont have more of money here.
I wish it could be changed, i have check for places like (S1mba Safari Camp in Pendjari, Benin) in Lagos, and i found more better places. Anyway let me know your decision, anything you say i will do for you my love.
Anyway, i wil come down to benin as soon as you are there, I will be happy to meet you at the airport sunday night when you arrive so we both can travel to the capm together. I wish to ride the shuttle together with you from the airport so that you can start ****** me right fromthe shuttle and i ****** you as well.
Since you will be coming into cotonou on Sunday night, i will be in cotonou on sunday morning and wait for you till night, I will wait for you my love.
Sure you will have to come with plenty of money because our trips will cover a whole lot of money, i am grateful to the internet for letting me meet my sould mate, I'm counting down the minutes! Only one more week!!!! I'll see you in Africa, my love!! |
Now to start planning stage 2, after I fail to show up at the airport..... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Simba
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:20 pm |
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Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
Looks like S1mba Safari Camps is about to have a new customer!
i will be in cotonou on sunday morning and wait for you till night |
A very long wait for our shuttle bus is an absolute guarantee.....
@Juan - If you can get him to Email me with his full name, booking reference and date of travel, I'll get him issued with an E-ticket for the shuttle bus.
In the meantime, if I were you, I would also get myself a flight ticket for Niamey in Niger, as this is actually much closer to the 5imba Camp and will be far more convenient for you to be collected from.... |
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=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:05 pm |
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@Simba, I think when I fail to arrive at the airport, and the shuttle also fails to show up, Bernie Rhodes could send my lad an email apologizing for the breakdown in the van, and suggest he (or rather "we," since you wouldn't know I didn't arrive) take a hotel room for the night, which of course you'll reimburse.
I think maybe I'll be held for questioning by the police during my layover in Paris, they suspect terrorism because I'm carrying an illegal amount of cash. Then I can rebook my flight to arrive in Niamey since that's closer to the camp. Since the van is out of service for a couple of days, my lad can take private transportation to Niger where we'll arrange to finally meet.
What do you think?
EDIT: I just checked, I can't get a flight to Niamey on Monday, but there is an Air France flight Tuesday morning. That will give my lad plenty of time to get there. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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dr stephen williams
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:33 pm |
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@Simba, I think when I fail to arrive at the airport, and the shuttle also fails to show up, Bernie Rhodes could send my lad an email apologizing for the breakdown in the van, and suggest he (or rather "we," since you wouldn't know I didn't arrive) take a hotel room for the night, which of course you'll reimburse. |
I think I can guarantee a promise of reimbursed hotel from Simba Safaris. My one pith helmet got a room at the hotel across the street... it worked quite well for Jo$eph... |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:39 pm |
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Yippee, another S1mba Safar1! It's been a bit slow in S1mba-land ever since Doc's and my safaris ended. Time to pop the popcorn!
I gotta say I just love the horny widow modality. It offers SO many options, opportunities for fun, and explanations for the bizarre kind of behaviors necessary to make these safaris work. When my Hessie character thinks she's about to finally get laid, she gets so worked up into a lather that she can't even think straight, and will do just about anything.
I'll be watching this one! (I must say, you are much kinder to the baiter community than I am...I never did much redacting, posting all of Hessie's eye-popping sex talk in all it's vulgar glory. Maybe I should rethink that...) |
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Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:48 pm |
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^^^
Cachuma, obviously your masterful bait was a huge inspiration to me in setting up this one, for which I thank you! I'm sure you can do it way better since you are more intimately familiar with feminine wiles.... But then again I've had many years of experience at the receiving end of female sexual manipulation so it's not that hard to know what will make my lad do my bidding. It never ceases to amaze me how the sight of a little female flesh, and a little dirty talking, can so totally win over almost any mugu.
I wouldn't want to subject the community to the exceedingly graphic stuff I've exchanged with my lad. I'm no prude but this has been grotesque. I'm just glad I was able to find a trove of pictures that so perfectly fit into my plans. They definitely were the key. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Simba
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:16 am |
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@Juan - As I was saying, the 5imba Camp is located in the far North West of Benin, in that National Park that begins with the letter "P" and borders Burkina.
I am absolutely in agreement that you miss your flight to Cotonou, the shuttle bus breaks down, and we keep him waiting overnight.
If you can catch an alternative flight to Niamey, that would be great, and if he isn't prepared to meet you at that airport, I will suggest that he takes a bush taxi to either Naitatingou or Parakou and we will send a jeep to collect him from there.
Of course, it goes without saying that 5imba safari will reimburse ALL hotel and travel expenses incurred by the mugu.... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:30 am |
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It looks like my lad's going to have fun getting from Cotonou to Niamey! I suppose after that, Ouagadougou might be a suitable location for a third try at getting together. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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rumbero
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:14 am |
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Looks like your mugu will soon be receiving a nice surprise when you don't show up at the airport.
I would suggest asking your mugu if $ 25,000.00 dollars would be enough to bring along. The amount will surely open his eyes and seal the bait.
How soon will you be traveling ? I love safari baits. |
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Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Simba
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:05 pm |
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@Juan - I have just Emailed your laddie his E-ticket for the shuttle bus, and his welcoming letter.... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:13 pm |
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Ah, a lovely sunny morning with the scent of safari in the air!
I realized yesterday I had made a dumb tactical error. I don't know why I told my lad I was going to travel next weekend. That means I have to keep pumping him up all week, and for that I have to keep sending him pron. So I emailed him to say that I was so excited about the trip that I rescheduled my flight to go earlier. Alas there aren't any flights to Cotonou on Wednesday. I'm "leaving" Thursday now, arriving in Benin Friday night. He has agreed to meet me then, so he's traveling a couple of days earlier than originally planned.
I asked him yesterday how much cash he thinks I should bring, would $10,000 be enough? I said I used to travel a lot but my husband always took care of the finances so I was really clueless. As expected, he didn't think that's enough, even though everything at 5imba Safari Camp is pre-paid:
greedy lad wrote: |
Honey, thought about you $10,000 you mentioned, but i am very much sure we both will be stranded here. To be honest with you, just come with $25,000.00 so that we can go places as we wish. |
I told him I'll go to the bank today and take out $30,000 just to be safe. No point in running the risk of running out of cash!
I asked him yesterday for his measurements so I could buy him some nice clothes as a present. His reply:
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Honey i dont like rock style clothes, i will prefer hip-hop or rap style clothes so i can look like a real New Yorker. Also you can get suits so i can sometimes look like a gentle man. |
Huh? "So I can look like a real New Yorker"? I guess he forgot which character he's playing, he's already supposed to be a real New Yorker! And we all know that 40 year-old American businessmen love to dress in hip-hop styles.
But all the pron talk, and another graphic picture, are keeping his mind focused:
horny lad wrote: |
Your dream will come to past when you meet me, you will no longer use your hairbrush. I love this last picture yuo have sent, it thrills me like ever before. I cant just wait to insert my **** into your moist ****. I need more of that pics please i will prepare for friday night.
Forget about your body not being sexier than u were in your 20s', i watched a video of my black friend yesterday, and he is really good. I learnt more styles from him and i am sure you will enjoy the both of us. |
And yes, Cachuma, I couldn't resist stealing your hairbrush. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Mr Otto
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Joined: 28 Nov 2007
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:21 pm |
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i watched a video of my black friend yesterday, and he is really good |
I think he may be gay.
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Also you can get suits so i can sometimes look like a gentle man. |
That may be the funniest line on this board. |
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-First of all,I observed from the beginning that everything I did provokes you which I have never experienced in my life.
-As for me I have a strong Christian upbringing which thought me to �do unto others as you want them to do unto you� which is the golden rule. my only worry is if my 50% share is safe with you not after we have secured the fund in your possession you will now change on me.
-I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.
-I am pleading to you to forgive me because if there is not quarrel, there will be no forgiveness.
-Be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil planes.
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JMRazor
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:03 pm |
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He didn't say what kind of suits, now did he?
I hear all the gentlemen wear zoot suits.... |
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HomerJFong
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:49 pm |
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And, once again, I'm willing to call him as the representative of the S1mba safari camp if need be. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:21 pm |
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^^^^
I'm waiting to see if this dumbass has a cellphone with him. If he does, I'd definitely like to have you give him a polite call around 8PM Friday night to let him know the camp's van broke down and he'll need to stay overnight in a hotel (which you will of course reimburse!). |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Simba
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Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:04 pm |
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HomerJFong wrote: |
And, once again, I'm willing to call him as the representative of the S1mba safari camp if need be. |
Ahh the gang are all here now...
Looking forward to having some fun with this mugu and causing him lots of surfering.... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:48 pm |
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JMRazor wrote: |
He didn't say what kind of suits, now did he?
I hear all the gentlemen wear zoot suits.... |
I recommend some of these:
http://learning2share.blogspot.com/2007/06/fashion-ads-from-ebony-magazine-1970-76.html
What lad wouldn't like a popcorn knit jumpsuit? |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:40 pm |
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My lad is still ready and raring to go! But he's setting the stage to cover for one problem, the fact that he's not a 40-ish American from New York. Yesterday he mentioned this:
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I am begining to fall sick here, but i am sure i will be ok before thursday that i will be leaving for cotonou. |
A little later he said:
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I have taken some drugs/tablets, and i am getting well. I hope i will be able to make it, |
Today he had this to say:
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I shall be preparing to be in cotonou on Thursday 3rd of Jan 2007 with my black friend so we can hang around till Friday night. This is because i dont know anywhere here in Africa, i dont even know more of their culture, so its must i come with him so he can help me locate the Airport and also provide for me every necessary things i will need.
I owe him a lot, he has really tried for me. |
I think "Jim" will take a turn for the worse and won't be able to make it, but fortunately his young friend will. My character will think that's just dandy, she's already looking forward to threesomes with the young black friend. I'm about to send off a very enthusiastic email saying how excited I am about his friend coming along, and that I'll go shopping tomorrow to buy a few things for him so he won't feel left out...
EDIT: Just got an email from that greedy SOB. He asked me to bring $25K, I said I'd bring $30K just to safe. Now he says:
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If possible, honey try make it $40,000 because i will like to fly to Paris from here as i have never been there before. |
I have to assume that he plans to have sex with me until he's bored, then slip away in the middle of the night with all my money.... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:19 am |
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@Juan - Any updates?
Tomorrow is the big day is it not.. |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Posted:
Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:19 am |
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I had only a peculiarly brief email from the lad today. He didn't answer any of my questions, such as the name of his friend and what present I should bring for the friend... But he did once again confirm he plans to be there:
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I will meet you at the Airport on Friday night to pick you up and the three of us shall leave for the Sarafi Camp in the Safari shuttle. |
I'm supposed to be leaving tomorrow, so I won't be communicating with him again after my morning email before going to the airport. After that he'll just have to wait until 7:50PM Benin time on Friday for me not to show up. I hope to hell he's there! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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waitin2bait
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Dec 2007
Posts: 24
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:26 am |
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Good luck, Juan! Can't wait to hear the outcome! |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:45 am |
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Juan, I really look forward to hearing of your lads safari! Good luck! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
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Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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nomex419v2
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2008
Posts: 35
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:22 am |
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I always enjoyed seeing a travelin' lad.
(Hey Homer, long time no see)
Keeping him hopping mad Juan. |
_________________ V1.0 Thu Nov 20, 2003 6:32 pm to Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:15 pm
V2.0 Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:15 pm to present |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:11 am |
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I am begining to fall sick here |
I'm not sure yet if I can secure enough cash for the trip.
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I have taken some drugs/tablets, and i am getting well. |
One of the local gee men has loaned me the money! I'll be there.
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:28 am |
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Juan Freizwidatt wrote: |
After that he'll just have to wait until 7:50PM Benin time on Friday for me not to show up. I hope to hell he's there! |
Have I got my days mixed up...
I thought that I was supposed to be collecting him on Thursday evening.... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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