Don't send your lad money, postscript

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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:54 am

Blue touchpaper lit, let's hope he has a jolly safari Xmas.

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GOOD DAY G4YE,

THANKS FOR YOUR QUICK RESPONSE .

PLEASE GAYE,I WANT YOU TO BE PARTICULAR,AM I TO PRINT OT THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT SLIP AND TRAVEL WITH IT TO ?,ONCE I HAVE PRINTED THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU WILL BE SENDING TO ME.

PLEASE I NEED YOUR PROPER ADVICE ON WHICH BANK AM TO GO WITH THE SCANNED COPY OF THE PAYMENT SLIP.

THANKS.

YUSUF

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Dear Yusuf,

I have today received the Western Union Transfer slip which I have scanned and
attached. As you will see, the original transfer was for $19,843.22,
which is �10,000 converted to US Dollars.

The sender is XXXXX YYYYY, who I understand is Lord Norris' secretary
and head bean counter.
You can contact him at [email protected] his telephone number
is xxxxxxxx or you may want to call my collegue at the
Western Union office: xxxxxxx (Homer J Fong Line)

Because of the amount involved, and security considerations, the bank
in Accra is unable to legally transfer the money out to a Nigerian
bank, for that reason, you need to physically collect the payment from
the bank shown on the transfer. In case you can't read it clearly,
that is

My Supervisor, Mrs Anne Ch0vie says that you should pick this money up
as soon as possible before anyone else tries to do so.

I wish you all the best wishes of the season. I am off to the bank's
Xmas party now, at Trapper's Nightclub, then I can have a few days
off to recover with my family.

I hope you enjoy your new found wealth, Lord Norris sounds a very
generous person.

G4ye B4rr,
Account Officer

I am away for the duration of the hols, but will check in here to see if there are any frantic phone calls posted, I'll also check G4ye's inbox from time to time.

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:05 pm

I couldn't get into Gaye's account while I was away, I changed the password for some reason, but lots of grief from Yusuf while I was away...

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GAYE,ON MY WAY TO ACCRA,GHANA WILL GET BACK TO YOU

show details Dec 22 (8 days ago)

GOOD DAY GAYE,

THANKS FOR YOUR EFFORT SO FAR,I HAVE SCANNED THE ORIGINAL COPY OF THE WESTERN UNION.

ON MY WAY TO ACCRA,GHANA WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I RETURN FROM GHANA,

THANKS AND BEST REGARDS.

YUSUF

He seems to have gone, and nearly went twice, its a bit unclear...

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GAYE,SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG,AGAIN. Laughing

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yusuf adams to me

show details Dec 26 (4 days ago)

GOOD DAY GAYE,

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT AFTER MY FIRST TRIP TO GHANA,I WAS TOLD THAT BEFORE I COLLECT THE MONEY MONEY I MUST HAVE TO COME OVER WITH AN INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT. Laughing

Did the Pru tell him that?

I RETURNED BACK,SO I DECIDED TRAVELING AGAIN TO GHANA,SO I STILL DECIDED TO TRACK THE MONEY ON LINE TODAU BEING THE 26TH JUST FOR ME TO SEE THAT THTE MONEY HAS BEEN PICKED-UP,I HAVE WRITTEN TO WESTERN UNION TO ASCERTAIN THE DAY THE MONEY WAS PICKED ANS ALSO THE IDENTIFICATION THAT WAS USED TO PICKUP THE MONEY.

PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO CONFIRM THE RUE POSITION OF THE TRANSFER. You really don't want to know.....

THANKS GAYE.

YUSUF

He also wrote to 'Western Union', and included this little gem....

Quote:

Good Day xxx,

Compliments to you and your family,to be sincere to you this is the worst xmas i have ever experienced. jump_4_joy

My pleasure, Yusuf...

Below are the informations you requested.

He has written to see if Lord Norris has returned, he will want to know exactly what went on, as far as he knows, Yusuf has picked up his money.

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:43 pm

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CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT AFTER MY FIRST TRIP TO GHANA,I WAS TOLD THAT BEFORE I COLLECT THE MONEY MONEY I MUST HAVE TO COME OVER WITH AN INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT.

????
So Yusuf traveled into Ghana with his REAL passport but needed a passport with his FAKE name on it to collect the money?
OR...Is Yusuf lying about his safari?

He must have had a passport with him in Ghana so why all the fuss over a return trip???

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:36 pm

As I understand it, you don't need a passport to cross from one West African country to another, just ID, and/or a bribe. Dan managed to get to Ghana just armed with a letter from the Queen I gave him.

As Yusuf Adams is probably not my lad's real name, he wioll have a problem picking money up in that name, in the past he has given me an alias (that he has some sort of ID for) to use, however I ignored that this time, to make it harder for him.

Lord N has written to Yusuf to twist the knife.

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Dear Yusuf,

I am only back for one day, but I see you have picked up your money at
last. have a nice life with it,

Tattybye,

--
Lord N0rris of C0le

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:35 pm

Can you imagine what a crappy time he's having? Laughing

Nice baiting Mr Cropper. Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:32 pm

Yusuf to Lord Norris:

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I REALLY WONDER WHY WESTERN UNION ARE SO CORRUPT IN THEIR DEALINGS WITH MONEY MATTERS. Funny, he pretends to be a WU agent in one of his scams

BUT STILL I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR KIND EFFORT,BUT ITS SO UNFORTUNATE THAT AFTER ALL THE HIGH HOPES AND DREAMS I HAD REGARDING THE MONEY WAS A WASTE AS I HAVE ALSO BEEN WRITING THEM AT THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE.

I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL THE EMAILS I HAVE RECIEVED SO FAR FROM THEM.

I ALSO CONTACTED MY BRAIN Laughing

WHO I WAS MADE TO UNDERSTAND IS YOUR SECRETARY WHO MADE THE PAYMENT ON YOUR BEHALF,BUT HE SAID THAT THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD DO AS HE WAS AWAY FOR HOLIDAY WITH HIS FAMILY.

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Roycropper wrote:

I ALSO CONTACTED MY BRAIN[/b] Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:33 am

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I ALSO CONTACTED MY BRAIN

But unfortunately, my brain was not at home... Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:06 am

His brain is your secretary? Sack her.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:30 pm

Don't send your lad money, it makes him (and his brain) unhappy.

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NORRIS,HOW CAN YOU INTERVENE FOR THIS MONEY TO BE PAID BACK?
yusuf adams to me

GOODD DAY NORRIS,

HOW CAN YOU HELP ME ON THIS MATTER AS THIS HAS BEEN ME NAD MY FAMILIES WORST XMAS EVER.

YUSUF

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Lord N0rris C0le to yusuf

I'm sorry, but I sent money and it has been picked up. I don't see
what else I can do. whether or not is was you that picked it up, money
cannot be recalled once it has been paid.

As far as I can see, that is an end to the matter. Otherwise, go to
the bank and make a fuss, that's what I would do.

Goodbye Mr Adams.
--
Lord N0rris of C0le

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:01 pm

@Roy Cropper - Absolutely superb..... Laughing

I wish I could pull off humourous baits like yours, I just don't know how you get away with it.... Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:02 pm

@Roy - And if "making a fuss" doesn't work, maybe he should go across the street and get a policeman to make the bank release his funds. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:26 pm

I think he has given up on Lord N0rris' cash, so it's back to plan 'A', his inheritance scam! Persistent little SOB, isn't he?

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N0RRIS,CAN YOU STILL HELP ME ?

GOOD DAY N0RRIS,

I WANT YOU TO HELP ME COMPLETE THE INHERITANCE TRANSFER OF LATE PROF.SYLVIA JONES N0RRIS INHERITANCE BALANCE WHICH IS STILL WITH THE BANK WAITING FOR YOU TO PRESENT THE NEEDED DOCUMENTS NEEDED FOR THE FUNDS TO BE REMITTED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN THE U.K

I NEED TO KNOW YOUR STAND,SINCE I WAS UNABLE TO PAIKUP THE MONEY AND NOW SOMEBODY ELSE HAS PICKEDUP THE FUNDS.

I REALLY WANTED THE USE TO MONEY TO START A FISH FARM WHICH I HAVE ALSO MAKE ARRANGEMENT WITH THE AGENT WHO WANTED TO SELL ME AN ACRE OF LAND (Won't you need an acre of water?) WHICH I INTENDED BUYING WITH THE MONEY YOU SENT TO ME.

CAN YOU STILL HELP ME WITH SOME LITTLE FUNDS SO THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO ACQUIRE THE LAND?.

REGARDS AND WISHING YOU THE BEST THIS NEW YEAR.

YUSUF

I also got a letter from Dr Sheriff Yussuf (Funny how his last name is the same as Yussuf's first name) from the Intercontinental Bank. I can't even be bothered to check if it came from the same IP adress.

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