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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:23 pm

ROFL

Okay, your friend who married a Nigerian is actually our son Ron, who is in Cameroon now. The Nigerians K0J0 mentions are TUND3 L3M0 (real lad) and an alter ego of MikeHawk using the K0J0 name as well. Axel and Claire do not see through it all. Buy now the money has been picked, but when he rambles on, you can promise to send another 4000 coz I plan a pay mayday for him Wink

you told the last two digits to Pete Dedekuma coz you recoverd your wallet. I will only follow this string of events untill you confirm it. He is a frequent caller!

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:34 pm

OK, I am with your plan above Very Happy

, My mentioning my friend's Nigerian hubby was basically just to waste time and make me more confused as to why he would say that so they are really not players in the story. I will tell him that I spoke to Pete and he has collected the money ... let him sweat then promise to send another 4000 to make him happy Twisted Evil

EDIT EDIT

OK, of course he called back and I told him that Pete has collected the money and he was most unhappy (so I let him be) and told him I threw away the recipt because Pete has collected the money, he kept telling me to give him the numbers ... I told him I no longer had the numbers (rinse, repete a few times) he was just getting himself all upset and finally hungup on me (only after I scored over 5 more minutes with him).

http://media.putfile.com/Kojo-3-unhappywav

Then he called back and I told him that maybe I should just re-send the money and get it back from Pete later as this is most important. That seemed to brighten his day Rolling Eyes

This message did not record Crying or Very sad

I do not know why I think it was because I had the program open from d/l his other message.
but he kept saying are you going now..and seemed in better spirits. I told him I was going now to re-send the money and we said our goodby's

Then 2 minutes later he calls back s AGAIN, only to ask If I am going now ...LOL, it is only a few seconds but with the loss of the other message this shows his more uplifted tone
http://media.putfile.com/Kojo-4-RUGoing-nowwav

I have switched over to voice mail now as i got stuff to do ... but he is even now ringing like mad ... he must think I have Asgard Technology !!!

I will let him stew for awhile now

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:37 pm

Great one, VPM! He keeps saying "Give it to me, give it to me now". I think you did, right where the sun don't shine. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:26 pm

^^^ yes, he has really turned into a prize Rolling Eyes

, he has been calling and calling, he is turning into another one of my fav phone whores Laughing

. Not to worry e6ffdyr0 will see that he gets his just rewards!! Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:37 pm

@VPM, this Kojo Williams, is his phone number : +44233242OI4989 by any chance?
if so, he is also my Kojo Williams (for me (Chuck H00ey) he is representing Sandr@ K@game)

He certainly sounds like the same lad.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:36 pm

^^^^ Yep the one and only Laughing

. Have I spoken to him before? He sounds very familiar both name and voice. What a small world innit Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 10

Do you mind if my lad calls you? I am 1ch1gur0 M1y4m0t0, I am ill from a chemical spill, you are my "wife" visiting family in England, and he wants my identification (I sent him fake files which he wont accept.) Badly. But he's not getting it. His name is P3t3r W4gn3r.

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:41 pm

Sure thing, my usual 'operating' hours are at the beginning of this thread and I will be glad to confuse, annoy or anger your lad Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:09 pm

Hi, would you care to be Lucy Pr0ct0r, sister of Jam3s Pr0ct0r?

He started acting all weird and secretive over the last few weeks and ended up in a diabetic coma last week. When you went to his house on Thursday you found all his savings gone as well as many possessions including his home dialysis machine (sold it down the pub to raise the cash) and you want to know WTH is going on with your brother. J0hn Bak3r is the mugu who will be calling, anxious to continue his work.

I'd be so grateful!

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:43 pm

I will not be taking anymore calls for awhile, as I just need some time off for abit. My beloved Spaniel (my avatar) died suddenly and unexpectedly this past weekend from a heart attack and right now I just do not feel up to this right now. Thanks everyone for understanding and I will be back soon enough
cheers
vp

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:39 pm

All the best. Not good when a pet dies.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:02 pm

vpmanchester wrote:

I will not be taking anymore calls for awhile, as I just need some time off for abit. My beloved Spaniel (my avatar) died suddenly and unexpectedly this past weekend from a heart attack and right now I just do not feel up to this right now. Thanks everyone for understanding and I will be back soon enough
cheers
vp

So sorry to hear that VP. I know that sad feeling.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 91

Sorry vp, I know what you're going through. Take the time to heal and hope you feel better soon.

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Jul 2007 Posts: 100

I'm sorry for your loss. The best feeling when coming home is to be greeted by your dog.

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:39 am

Sorry to hear the bad news VP.

Thank you for all your wonderful work, we will be thinking of you.

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:34 am

vp,

Been there and I feel for ya. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:17 pm

Howdy all, I am now 'officially' back and will be glad to take your calls. Newbies please read the first page for details. It is a new year and a new 'attitude' Twisted Evil

and I have missed my lad friends annoying me ... so send them on Laughing

(they may get the answer phone until the 3rd then I will be recording our convos daily)

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:24 pm

Nice to see you back again VP.

I may have some receptionist duties to roll your way... Very Happy

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:19 pm

Hey Simba! Laughing

I am always ready to dis-please the lads Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Heya VP!

So nice to see you back. I'll have some fresh lads for you soon.

Can you believe it will be a year next week since the Prince Tony bait ended. Ahh where does the time go. I remember being in stitches when you asked if he lived in a castle Laughing

Was looking back to see if they were still on but only the first call remains the others have been removed from Putfule Sad

Shame it was a classic.

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:58 pm

Nice to see you back VP, the lads will have missed you as much as we have.

Love the new avatar.....
What a f*cking liberty!

Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:45 pm

Hey 4X, shame they took them off putfile, but I reckon keeping those clips for near enough a year is quite good of them ... they do give a superb service much to our amusement Very Happy

Hi Mugatu, I only wish I could be as creative as 'nan' and now as I am getting abit older I kinda have the same outlook Laughing

and the lads do not like 'ladies' that swear Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:56 pm

Hey, vpmanchester, wishing you a great new year 2008!

May I give your number to Dan the lotto man? He needs a "Mar14m Ab4cha".

She has just scammed me, , out of 75000 Euros.

I guess Dan just wants to prove this. Maybe he wants his share though.

What do you think?

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:25 am

Sure thing, pass ole Dan the number, I will be glad to speak to him (Wednesday) as i feel a hangover coming on Wink

(of course the answering mach is on if I am indisposed). Calls are recorded for amusement purposes only and because my memory is rubbish Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:55 pm

Thank you, just done so, http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1028462#1028462

I may need it for another bait (hitman thread). I would get back to you before, maybe later this week. Maybe it�s not necessary. So long.

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