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Herp
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jan 2004
Posts: 396
Location: Gnarly Woods
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Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:00 pm |
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FBI NEED YOUR CONTACT ABOUT THIS CASE
From: FBI INVESTIGATION DEPT ([email protected])
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Sent: Saturday, December 08, 2007 5:17:34 PM
Reply-to: FBI INVESTIGATION DEPT ([email protected])
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Dear Sir/ma,
We have been inform here in our Investigation depertment here in USA that you have been scammed and we have caught the person that scam you so we get your contact from him that why we email you from our fbi investigation department here in florida because this person that scam you lot of money have been charged to court over here in USA and he will be jail soon and that why we said we should email you if you have interest in this matter so we need you to respond to us as soon as possible so we can include your case with this that it is true that he scam you so can take futher action how you will receive your money and charge this to court so we get a lawyer for your case of here in the USA is been caught over here in the USA he scam a big company here for about $500,000 goods and if you are intrested in this matter get back as soon as possible as there is no time to weaste so we can record your case here in our fbi investigation department here in the USA.
REGARDS
FBI INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT
USA.
Email us at:[email protected] |
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Evilmike
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2005
Posts: 138
Location: Lad Central
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Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:59 am |
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Thanks for this. Fake police baits are among my favorites. |
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U ARE TALKING TO A VERY USELESS GUY[mask:1] - Justin Emeka[/mask:1]
If I ever lay my hands on you I will squeeze you to death. - [mask:1]Anthony Coker[/mask:1]
I HAVE COMPLIED WITH ALL YOUR REQUIREMENTS AND NOW YOU ARE KEEPING ME IN SUSPENSE AGAIN, I DO NOT LIKE THIS ALTITUDE PLEASE - [mask:1]Daniel Davies[/mask:1]
I dont want the custom to have your two consignments referred to there bondage ware house for breaking or confiscating - [mask:1]Anthony Keith Rutherford[/mask:1]
pls do not call me col sanders again - Col. John Aristide
i am weting for your mail Sir - Ben Zulu |
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Raven
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
Posts: 34
Location: Florida
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Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:19 pm |
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Betcha can't read that one out loud.  |
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Certain things catch your eye, But pursue only those that capture your heart.
"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.
Have a nice day.
John Bill."
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Motto: Honest & sefty. |
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Evilmike
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2005
Posts: 138
Location: Lad Central
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:50 am |
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He referred me to a "lawyer barrister" (seriously, that's his Email name) that needs a cool $1,500 to get the job done. Thankfully I'm able to assist him through Money Gram. |
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U ARE TALKING TO A VERY USELESS GUY[mask:1] - Justin Emeka[/mask:1]
If I ever lay my hands on you I will squeeze you to death. - [mask:1]Anthony Coker[/mask:1]
I HAVE COMPLIED WITH ALL YOUR REQUIREMENTS AND NOW YOU ARE KEEPING ME IN SUSPENSE AGAIN, I DO NOT LIKE THIS ALTITUDE PLEASE - [mask:1]Daniel Davies[/mask:1]
I dont want the custom to have your two consignments referred to there bondage ware house for breaking or confiscating - [mask:1]Anthony Keith Rutherford[/mask:1]
pls do not call me col sanders again - Col. John Aristide
i am weting for your mail Sir - Ben Zulu |
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Zapit
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 80
Location: Apache Land [GMT-6]
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Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:58 pm |
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This looked like it would have been a lot of fun, but g-mail has trying for a couple of days now with no luck!
�Technical details of temporary failure:TEMP_FAILURE: DNS Error: Could not contact DNS servers�
O well....I will have to keep searching for a new one. |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:45 am |
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That was quite the sentence. I put it into the readability calculator at http://www.standards-schmandards.com/exhibits/rix/index.php
It didn't do too well, but that's what happens when you write 180+ word sentences.
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Result
Method used: Flesch-Kincaid (English).
Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 79.
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score: -115.
The Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease score indicates how easy a text is to read. A high score implies an easy text. In comparison comics typically score around 90 while legalese can get a score below 10.
The Flesch-Kincaid Grade level indicates the grade a person will have to have reached to be able to understand the text. E.g. a grade level of 7 means that a seventh grader will be able to understand the text. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:32 pm |
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I bet J. Edgar Hoover is rolling over in his grave wearing his pink dress. |
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PeedeeKaa
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Nov 2007
Posts: 16
Location: Brussels DC
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Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:06 am |
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I knew those fibbies were bad spellers. Not to mention the "FBI investigation department" oxymoron... |
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