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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:23 pm |
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fyi - no time to check my emails or play cat and mouse with ed.
grandma died last night - funeral is christmas eve at 2:00 p.m.
So I'll be back to check on ed in a few days - - he hasn't heard anything from Amy in DAYS. He must be so worried - lol |
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 Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:51 pm |
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Oh boy.  Condolences from here Eliza. Try to keep your chin up. Ed'll keep. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x  4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
   
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:13 pm |
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Sorry to hear that Eliza. Take care of what you need to do. I'm sure Ed will be paranoid while you're gone  |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:16 pm |
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Here's Ed's medical report for the judge. Ed being Ed, he's screwed it up already. The report is from a Women's clinic. No doubt that's where he stole the headed paper from. (Actually, he clearly faked the whole thing). I'll let him wonder if he got his new hearing date for a week or so past the deadline.
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:38 pm |
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love the use of 'will' on a post dated document. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:53 pm |
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My condolences, Eliza.
@PDS: I love the "doctor's" comment that Ed will be "indispensable"... |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:00 am |
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I'm sorry to hear that Eliza |
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"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:22 am |
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| @PDS: I love the "doctor's" comment that Ed will be "indispensable"... |
I would happen to agree with that. The entertainment level he provides indispensable. |
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"I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:30 pm |
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The diagnosis itself is wrong, though. He's suffering from baitus totalius fukduppus. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:34 pm |
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Got a few min right now - waiting to go to the funeral home for the viewing.
So I checked my mail - - Congrats to us - we have a "fake" safari. Ed "says" he's in Abuja taking care of business because UB sent him an email. He whines and complains to FJB.... His IP comes up as Port Harcourt.
Do you think a lad would lie????? 
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Compliment of the season..regards Amy,I was beginning to get really worried about her.I've been sending her mails..I was worried because I've not gotten any response to her.
I want to also use this opportunity to thank you for taking her to the rehabilitation centre.Iam really grateful..May the good lord continue to bless and protect you and the entire member of your congregation.Please,endeavour to keep me abrest with Amy's progress in the rehabilitation centre.Please,ask her to call or email,as soon as she can.However,I got another mail from Usman..Below is an extract from the mail..
di bois - dey bi come see u after holiday.
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ha ha ha ha ha U run u fool. I smell u mama toto after u forked her. What a shame ur mama rotten toto smell so bad u bake sour dough bread wit it an cook it by opening her toto wide like oven - shutting her legs an warming it up by forking her in ass. U nasty peace of shit!
Mery Xmas shit stick
Yesterday and today was a public holiday in Nigeria.The moslems are celebrating their SALAH..Anyway,Iam not that bother about Usman and his threats.I don't have time for his gimmicks.Right now,Iam in Abuja.I went to make some enquiries ..I've not finished,because of the public holidays.I want you to investigating,there is an insider providing them with information.Please,extend my greetings to Amy.For now,I've to run..I look forward to your response.
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| How are is Amy doing?..Iam really worried about her..I find hard to sleep at night..Iam restless..I feel empty inside me..I can't get myself together..All I think about is her..Iam missing her..How is she responding to treatment?..Ask Amy to pray and read the Holy Bible always.I believe God will see us through..There is nothing impossible with God..He is able..He never fails.Please,keep me updated with her progress..It is 1.54am..I've to go and pray.I look forward to your urgent response. |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:58 pm |
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Is that insult mail from a baiter, or is it from one of the Port Harcourt lads whose cages I rattled on his behalf?  I mentioned their mothers in the mails "from" Ed. Either way, nice of him to share those with us. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:15 pm |
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I sent it to him from UB |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:44 pm |
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Dr Doolittle,
My condolences on your grandmothers death.
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| I smell u mama toto after u forked her. What a shame ur mama rotten toto smell so bad u bake sour dough bread wit it an cook it by opening her toto wide like oven - shutting her legs an warming it up by forking her in ass. U nasty peace of shit! |
I love UBs taunting email. I wonder if 3d knows what sour dough bread is.... see? The wonderful world of baiting is helping to educate our stupid 3d!
Well, merry Christmas!
Doc |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:29 pm |
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Sorry to hear about your grand Eliza... |
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 (team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:03 pm |
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He seems to think lawyers work christmas day...
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Happy Chrismas and a Prosperous New Year.
I hope by now..You must have gotten the medical report..Did you manage to get the date extension from the court?..Iam really worried..Please, keep me updated with the latest developments.May the good lord continue to bless you and your entire family..I look forward to your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.
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To my surprise, he also mailed "Rosa", another character from a couple years back in the bait. She was 'Jack's' secretary, and she and 'Jack' had a brief fling. A child came out of this illicit affair, and since 'Jack' was married already, the child was adopted. I was going to produce the kid at some time to chop Ed's dollar at the last minute, but the bait seems to be almost self-perpetuating, and keeps taking different twists and turns. That's what seems to happen after you've had a lad for a while.
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Dear Mrs.,
Merry Chrismas and a Prosperous New Year..How was the Chrismas?..I hope it was swell?..I've not heard from you for quite sometime..I've sent you mails on several occasion,but you seems to be responding to my mails.We were suppose to be good friends..right..Why are you not responding to my mails?..Iam really missing you.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
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Rosa's never given Ed the idea she was a 'good friend' to him, although he's tried to work his er... charm on her in the past, perhaps thinking himself irresistable to western women. She was the secretary at the pie company, that's all. I guess he's trying to build bridges for his visit to the USA again. |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:27 am |
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Amy's jealous!
What if ROSA had become friends with Amy - - and while Amy is in the rehabilitation center this Christmas - Rosa had come to see her and brought along a copy of that email.
LOL - - Can we?????? Or you want me to not say a word and not get pissed off and fall deeper into a depression?????????
I could have FJB shoot an email tomorrow to say that he has news - Amy's in the hospital - she tried to commit suicide on Christmas day. Say he's not sure what happened but some woman came to visit her and she was crying afterward and then a few hours later, she tried to commit suicide.
Then as days progress - he can find out that his email got back to her - - And we can get George to call Ed and ask him what the fuck he's doing to her...why he keeps causing her psychological pain.
Amy can finally call Ed and say she's tired of this shit and he MUST get here to marry her soon or she's going to just become a nun.
What do you think? |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:47 am |
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Sounds good to me, Rosa and Honey (Ed's previous fiancee) were pretty close friends, so Ed might tread carefully. He certainly won't want Rosa to know he's engaged to Amy. Rosa will come on to Ed a bit, just enough so he professes his undying love to her, then Amy can find out. Sound ok?
This could even lead to Amy killing Rosa and asking for Ed's help to get out of the country later.
Jesus, what a tangled web we're weaving. This should do it, short and to the point.
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Oh, hi Edward, how's things with you?
Sorry I haven't gotten back to you before. To be honest, I've been having a hell of a bad time here. I fell for this guy see...he promised me the world, and gave me bognor...to be honest with you, my whole world has fallen apart since last September, when he ran away with Pearl, the palmist from Camberwick Green...I feel like my heart has been ripped out and roughly shoved into my chuff.
I spend most of the time crying now, I had such a lonely christmas. Who would want me?
Hope you had a swell time.
Love
Rosa
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:07 pm |
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Ok so I won't pull the whole crying thing right now - I'll let Ed work up some chemistry with Rosa - then pretend to find out - and the waterworks will come. |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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Last Exile
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 128
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:42 am |
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Hello there,
Superb baiting!!!! I have learnt a lot by reading it and also had a lot of fun.
It sure is a productivity killer. Once you start reading it you cant do anything else.
Question: What if 4my doesn't say anything about Rosa until we have 3d safely in Bahamas? |
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klunky
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Dec 2007
Posts: 3
Location: hanging in the belltower of a cathedral
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:04 pm |
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I'm stunned,
haven't finished reading all this yet, but i'm veeeery much looking forward to.
once again i have to say i'm stunned - at how long you've strung him allong (and how far - yet) and at just how gullable he must be.
congrats to all concerned - truly inspirational.
hugs and kisses, K |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:07 pm |
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Ed came through with the visa application form, all 55 handwritten pages.  It cost him $82 to Fedex them to the US. I just spoofed an email to him from [email protected]:
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************DO NOT REPLY******************
This e-mail was generated by an automated mail handling system. Do not reply to the address listed in the "From" field. Contact your agent for assistance.
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Dear Applicant:
Thank you for submitting your visa application to this office. Your application has been REJECTED for the following reason(s):
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>>APPLICATION FILLED OUT IN PENCIL RATHER THAN BLACK INK AS SPECIFIED BY REGULATION 240A, SUBSECTION 49, PARAGRAPH 12 (REVISED 5/15/07).<<
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Please resubmit your application with error(s) corrected.
Sincerely yours,
Ronald J. Reynolds
Director
Homeland Security: Visa Division
Pacific Northwest Processing Center
************DO NOT REPLY******************
This e-mail was generated by an automated mail handling system. Do not reply to the address listed in the "From" field. Contact your agent for assistance.
************DO NOT REPLY******************
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Last Exile
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 128
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:12 pm |
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Juan, you're evil incarnate!!!!!! |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:18 pm |
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^^^^
Thanks for the compliment!
I just now got an email from Ed, he received the spoofed mail and wants my character's advice:
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I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM THE IMMIGRATION OFFICE TODAY.MY APPLICATION WAS REJECTED,BECAUSE IT WAS FILLED IN PENCIL..I WAS ASKED TO RE-FILL THE FORMS IN BLACK INK AND RE-SUBMIT..THE QUESTION IS WILL I BE ABLE TO MEET UP BEFORE THE DEADLINE..OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN.. HOW WILL THIS BE POSSIBLE.WHAT DO YOU ADVISE I DO.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
ANYAEJI EDWARD SMITH. |
Well, Homeland Security is requring new forms as of January 1st, so of course he doesn't have time. Shall we waive the deadline and allow him to fill in Peanut's form yet again, this time in ink, and Fedex that to the US? After all he did get the initial form into the offices in time, maybe a waiver could be extended as a result. Or perhaps Peanut would like to draw up an even more insidious application form, maybe 100 pages this time? |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:25 pm |
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^2 week extension, should be plenty of time. |
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