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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:43 pm |
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I hadn't looked at this account for a while and nearly missed this little gem.
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MAKE ALL OF UNA GENERATION DIE BEFORE DECEMBER AS UNA CUT MY JOB COLLECT MONEY FROM HIM .. BOUNCH OF LASY PEOPLE... THAT MONEY WEY MR RICHARD PAY UNA BEFORE ALL OF YOU WILL SPEND THAT MONEY FINISH YOU ALL WILL DIE MY ACCIDENT AND SNAKE MUST BIT ANY OF YOU THAT WILL GO TO HIS VIILAGE THIS EXMAS SEASON .. WE SHALL SEE.
AND THANK GOD YOU ALL KNOW THE SIZE OF MY DICK AND I PRAY THAT I WILL MEET YOU ALL IN PRISON ONE DAY SO THAT I CAN EXPAND ALL OF YOUR ASS .. I WILL BOURST YOU ASS WITH MY DICK .. WE MUST MEET IN PRISON AND DAY .. AND YOU WILL BE IN FOR IT .. IDIOT.. I'm glad he knows where he'll be ending up
I WILL KNOW THE JOB PATAPATA INSTEAD OF YOU LAZY FOOL EATING MY FOOLISH MAGA MR RICHARD...
LESS I FORGET YOU SHOULD ALL TELL YOUR SISTERS AND MOTHERS TO ASSEMBLY TOMORROW IN MY HOUSE FOR ROUTUNG FUCKING AS USUAL.. I HAVE HIV NOW SO I WANT TO SPEARD IT TO THEM SO HAT THEY WILL LOOK LIKE ME .... So he's telling me he's one ugly SOB ?
TEN YEARS HIV .. HOPE U KNOW THAT ITS MATURED ONE SO BY THE TIME I GIVE THEM TEN TEN ROUND THEY WILL ALL COME BACK HOME DRYING MAKE SURE YOU KEEP FOOD FOR THEM BCOS I WILL NOT GIVE THEN ONE CENT.
THANKS
MR SHORT MAN THE GAY,.... Dam that really hurts - calling me short |
I think I must reach out the hand of friendship to try and sort out this misunderstanding. It does appear I have between 50 & 100 messages from him and I'll have to see if there are any more pearls there. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:59 pm |
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Oh please, DO tell what you did to get him worked up into such a beautiful lather! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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<---TS certified. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:03 pm |
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How many Mothers can one person have? |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
HYIP: x3 Banks:
Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Posted:
Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:05 pm |
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And his fucking routing? well if you buy Netgear what d'you expect.
Really Gomer, what on earth did you say to the poor chap? |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:09 pm |
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It seems to have happened by accident, but gives me a great example of how to really send a Lad into a state of hysteria.
It appears that another baiter was working him (I don't know who) and as part of the Lotto Lad mass bait I contacted him as an Oga and told him to become my boy or I would chop all his jobs, and this seems to have coincided with him losing a victim.
So all I need to do is pretend to be a victim and then threaten a Lad as an Oga that I will steal the victim unless he works for me. It means that I can work the scammer from both sides - but I haven't finished with this one yet. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:40 pm |
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That is frakkin hilarious. You may have tore a stitch Gomer. Better have your doc check you out. |
_________________ Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
If you dont know you are now the Company Police. The Annoyed Check Lad
BACK the ATTACK |
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Excalibur
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 134
Location: Wal-Mart
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Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:47 am |
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Better tell your mothers to watch out. |
_________________ "Please, sheat your scabbard." Tund3 Th0ma5
"i have every thing that a woman has," Ch1ka
" It sounds like you practice oral sex in the office with your secretary like your ex-president." and " I am beginning to see why you were so dumb to be scammed in the first place." -My dear D4v1d L4wr3nc3
"LOVE YOU AP0LL0 FROM THE BOARD OF MY HEART." S4ny4 |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:56 am |
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GomerPyle, you could take this a step further when you get to the WU payment stage of the bait.
Have your Oga lad "intercept" the victims email and simply insert (in red) an XXXXXXXXXX where the transfer number should appear.
Then add (also in red) a footnote to the victims email:
This email has been edited by [insert Oga's name here]. Thank you for the payment.
As in life, the best ideas are often stumbled upon. I might actually try this MO myself. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:15 pm |
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Cheese Louise, that letter was quite the discourse in professionalism, maturity and intelligence.....!
Hanging around here sure beats going to any comedy club! |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Posted:
Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:15 pm |
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Gomer, I may have torn a stitch that I didn't know I had. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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