My Recipe Vlad finally comes up with the goods

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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:00 pm

Some of you may remember the early days of my recipe Vlad bait where more for education of the noobs I bated Elena and posted what i was up to in order to demonstrate how much many vlads read of your early emails.

If you dont remember Here is the thread

A while ago I got my recipe for a chicken soup (yes as Stepan pointed out, it was not a genuine scammer recipe as the chicken was not stolen).

Tasman was unimpressed as it contained the juice of just half a lemon, then came back with a cucumber of his own Wink

(please no rude thoughts here)

Now, after weeks of asking and me thinking it would never happen I recieve this;

Quote:

Hello my love Barry!!!

I am glad to your letter.

I shall necessarily call to you soon.
I very much wish to hear your voice.
My love, yesterday I could take the chamber from the girlfriend and have made a photo which you at me asked.
How to you this photo?
I constantly think of you and I dream of our meeting

After her request for a phone number she was given a number for Wayne and told that I want her to sing christmas carols to me.

Lets hope Wink

Without further introduction I present Christmas Elena

Of course she will have to redo it as she has not written my name anywhere but this will have to do until then.

If anybody else wants a go the email address and details are in the thread

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:15 pm

The best Christmas present a vlad can give!

clapping

This is definately not one of the girls I'm dating Murry. (I noticed that you mentioned we may have the same girlfriend last night).
My current one is a Nadheza, completely script bound still. My last one, Marina, dumped me when I started to ask for recipes. Still, at least I got this small present a few weeks back:

Quote:

I can say that i like almost all of fruits.

Because they are very very useful for health and have a lot of vitamins inside:-)

So at least I got her off script.

Is Elena the same girl who sent you a recipe for mixed meat balls? They sounded nice, but I remember the chicken soup was very basic, shall we say.

Good work on the picture, what a merry Christmas she'll give you if she sings for her supper too!

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:25 pm

@Mugatu,

You are right on a few counts

Yes, that is the meat ball recipe girl, Pelmenis as they call it

I kind of remember you posting that you were having a go in that thread but I just checked and no you didn't.

Also very nice work on your fruity conversation.

I have just recieved an email from her, now she wants a picture of me in Christmas gear, anybody got a photo I can send her? so far i have not sent a photo so it can be any photo of a male, age and appearance are not important as i have not told her about any of this.

Quote:

Hello my love Barry!!!

I am glad to your letter.

I have sent you a photo about which you me asked, but I do not
understand why you do not send me a photo?
I would like to see some photos from you.
I would like to see your celebratory photo as.
I hope it it will not be difficult for you, My Love.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:25 pm

Ain't that sweet. She even gave you a bow to unrwap your present using Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:52 pm

Murry Guru wrote:

I have just recieved an email from her, now she wants a picture of me in Christmas gear, anybody got a photo I can send her? so far i have not sent a photo so it can be any photo of a male, age and appearance are not important as i have not told her about any of this.

Try this set of go-getters:

I particularly like the enthusiasm and christmas cheer just spewing forth from the last one:

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:42 pm

I have chosen the bottom one and sent this with it

Hello my sweet princess,

For you it is a pleasure to send you a photo that was taken of me yesterday at a christmas function for work,

I was thinking of you and they took the photo I am lucky that I have access to it

I hope you like it

Please can you have something personallised for me with your next letter

I cant wait to meet you in person,

I have half a mongrel just thinking about it

Bye my sweetheart
Love
Barry

Thanks for the help Mugatu Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:47 pm

Murry Guru wrote:

I have chosen the bottom one

Good choice, my favourite too!

Murry Guru wrote:

I have half a mongrel just thinking about it

This I like. Is that the same as having "half a teacake" in English slang? As in a semi-on?

If so I'll have to use that one in future! Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:49 pm

A nice one, great Thumbs up

Now maybe Elena can sing one or two Russian (Ukrainian?) Christmas songs...?

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:59 pm

@Mugatu

Yep, S4mi r1dgid and 4rthur mungr3l both mean the same thing and both are baiting names I have been using on other vlads.

As I said in a post yesterday, sometimes if you prefer you can actually tell the truth

I do have half a mongrel, (stop it) it is one of my charactors

@Frumpy,

Hoping for the songs myself, if I get them I hope Wayne will be able to remember the words to sing it to us Wink

Thinking about it, yesterday I was at a Christmas function for work, (as with today and Tuesday, and tomorrow, Yes working on a Saturday unpaid does suck, not so much when you are eating and drinking for free Wink

sorry side tracked) but I was telling the truth about a few things

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 5:09 am

She's not giving up the pictures I want easily,

But at least she does love me.

Quote:

Hello my beloved Barry !!!
I checked the mail and has seen your letter. I shined from pleasure my
love!!!!!! Favourite I dream of you very much. My life is not
meaningful without you. I really grieve without you mine Honey. I
think, of us going along the street together having undertaken for
hands and speak each other words of love. I want you my love so much.
I dream of us so much here, engaged by sex with each other in our
apartment. I promise you, that our sex will be best than you when or
had. I swear to you, that I shall never disappoint you, to love you,
to care of you. I shall not allow other man to stay between us. I love
only one man it you Barry!!!!!!! I do not want another the man,
because all my love, all passion, all desires belong to you. I of the
ladies to you a key to my heart, to my soul, to my whole world. Sole
you should be always honour with me. Love me, be gentle with me, never
injure my heart. I want, that we when have stopped that of our
electronic mail, because we shall be together with you for ever!!! We
shall bring up with you children. I shall be very happy to have with
you general children. Barry You the most important man in my life. I
think, that it for ever. I shall wait very much your following letter.
I can not wait to be with you together and to share all stayed life
with you. I should finish this letter. Already late and I should go
home.
I LOVE YOU BARRY!!!!!!!!!!
With all love and attachment for ever yours Elena.

P.S. Please send some more photos.

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