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cureforboredom
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 81
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:08 pm |
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Dear love one,
How are you today,how about everything , i hope all is well.
meanwhile,not that am insulting you but am saying my mine,if you want me to regard you as my brother, or marry you life, send to me your picture,and 250,000 ero.my elder brother is died.i will send also my international passport to you, immediately i hear from you.
CELEB CHEKWAS.OPPONG
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Excuse me, wth? And yep, that's hist FIRST mail.
Should I even bother with baiting him? I have a feeling that could do more bad than good, since he might actually learn something from the exchange. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:16 pm |
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Hahahaha, if you don't want him PM me the details! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:21 pm |
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I'll also like a PM if you wanna share that guy. I'm sure he's a sh.tload of fun. |
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:00 pm |
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I wonder if this implies that the idiot has been successful in some way with this script.
--J.D.
P.S. To receive further information, please PM me with all your personal banking details so i may be ur true bother. . . . |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:47 pm |
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You just gotta larf
Now what currency is that?
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my elder brother is died |
Better that being "married to a dead Englishman" I suppose.
Please Please, nobody teach this lad English. He could provide endless fun as long as he remains uneducated. |
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Fake Bank sites killed - 1 x
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you bloody nigeria scammer you scamm me of 6,800pounds : Billy a cheque scammer.
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Bloody hell I've been ninja'd
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:58 pm |
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cureforboredom wrote: |
Worst attempt at scam in history? |
Below average perhaps, but nowhere near the worste. |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:04 am |
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He sounds like my sort of lad - please pm me with his details. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
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Wole A x 4!! :
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cureforboredom
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 81
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:48 am |
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Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote: |
Now what currency is that? |
Eros? Probably the currency of Sodom...
Everyone who asked, got his details. Please no more requests, though - I think that four people at a time are more than enough for one lad. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:53 am |
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kleindoofy wrote: |
Below average perhaps, but nowhere near the worste. |
So, KD, where would our old buddy Ghost Dog rate compared to CFB's new pet "CELEB CHEKWAS.OPPONG"? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:54 am |
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^^ Especially one that is as linguistically challenged (we want to keep our political correctness, right? ) as that guy.
I'm still waiting for my reply though. And I didn't use any hard words yet... |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:25 pm |
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It's honest begging, he wants 250,000 eros. He has nothing at all to offer to you in return. He will pretend to be your brother, or marry you if you like though. Not the world's best format, but like KD told you, not the worst.
You could ask him to be your brother I guess, then tell him he has to be baptised into the church of the severed penis or something. There's plenty of opportunities for shits and giggles here. I wouldn't invite him over for Christmas if I were you. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:39 pm |
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PDS: I thought he would come under a beggar lad too, but there simply isnt enough of a sob story, or - oh how do I put this... - Begging! in this email to even classify it there ... LOL
Its just utterly random! Very piss poor effort at the beggar mail. No dead parents at birth, no life in a homeless people place, no horrible ailment or lack of education (that I could at least believe) - not even poor starving pissed off children with no clothes because some evil rich guy wont send him money.
I know Lads are lazy but this guy can't even work up a proper "woe is me"
It is very disappointing. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:46 pm |
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Well, he does say his 'elder brother is died' (sniff) |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:29 pm |
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He did? Oh yeah, he did too. Its so random and out of place it didnt even stick to mind. LOL. 'Send me money, and a picture, and marry me oh and my elder brother is died, i'll send you my passport'.
Random... so very random. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:49 pm |
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You never noticed because you have no heart XPS |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:57 pm |
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Are you guys sure that lads character is a guy?
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if you want me to regard you as my brother |
He/She/It doesn't say he wants to be your brother, he wants you to be his brother. So I'd actually think he's playing a girl here.
But might only be me, still not being used to read totally raped English... |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:13 pm |
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PsycheDelia_Smith wrote: |
You never noticed because you have no heart XPS |
Thats so not true! I do have a heart! When I find it again I will let you know! |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:46 pm |
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Jesus rootuser, you're right! XPS has no heart, and I have no interest in marriage. At least I can say I lost mine after the event. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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cureforboredom
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 81
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:23 pm |
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rootuser wrote: |
Are you guys sure that lads character is a guy?
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if you want me to regard you as my brother |
He/She/It doesn't say he wants to be your brother, he wants you to be his brother. So I'd actually think he's playing a girl here.
But might only be me, still not being used to read totally raped English... |
But but but...
But I'M the girl! (And more importantly, so is my character.)
Seriously, though, I think that if the recepient was a man, the lad would make them his brother and if the recepient was a woman, our lad would marry them. *g* |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:40 pm |
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Dear Dr EXXXX XXXX MD,
How are you today dr edward and your family,send my greetings to them.
All i mean is that, i loose my elder brother, and before his death, the little i have i send it, that is why i consulting any of our member,who can have human sampathy to assist me with some money for me to start new life again.that is why i ask you some money , any how Dr.
Bless you
Your brother.
celeb oppong.
a.k.a.
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Okay, so I wrote him first saying "this must be a mistake", but am now going to hand him off to Connie....[/code] |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:22 am |
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@cureforboredom:
You can continue being the girl.
I have contacted him both a male and a female character, so far only the female one got a response.
Seems I was the one to misunderstand the mail, because of it's really mixed up language.
And since he says he's Dr. Williams' brother, and to my char gets "Yours in love,[/b] he surely isn't playing a girl.
Also for me he gets straight to the point.
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Dear 4g4th4,
How is everything both business, may God bless you my love one for getingback,
Please you have to understand that whitout you now there is noway i will know that people with human sampathy still existing, please my problem now is money which i want to ask you, might you please 4g4th4? send me some to take care,both fooding, house bill etc,am from Accra Ghana weast africa, is hard for me to rase, help me on this my dearest love one 4g4th4,Have a niseday, am expeting western union control number from you my love one,
Yours in love,
C3l3b, |
He's right away going for the number, and at the end even says he's expecting a WU-number...
That's quick. If 4gt4th4 is supposed to fall in love with that guy she sure hopes he takes more time when they get together... |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:08 pm |
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Now 3r1c also received a reply from him (to make sure if he's a boy or a girl I sent from those two chars), but somehow the lad is totally confused, because he sent 3r1c the reply which was for 4g4th4, and I cannot be blamed for this error, I have not mixed up mail-addies...
He even addresses 3r1c with
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Dearest 4g4th4 Sm0ld1k my, |
Okay, now I got something mixed up, but not mail-addies... He sent to 4g4th4, but he forwarded the mail I sent him as 3r1c. Strange, but worth a question from 4g4th4 who that 3r1c-guy is. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:01 pm |
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I'd suggest you teach him some useful English phrases for future scams:
Halitosis: good character/reputation
I'm yanking your chain: So sorry to bother you...
Scumwad: rich person
Ura Nidiot: polite greeting to be used at the end of a letter
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FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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cureforboredom
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 Dec 2007
Posts: 81
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Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:09 pm |
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Well, my GIRL character didn't get a reply.
Father Charles on the other hand, did.
I can't believe these guys actually dig this stuff!
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Hello, my brother
I am very sorry to say this, but, personally, I do not have this
kind of money.
However, I might be able to help you in a different way.
You see, the religion I belong to, the Children of Chakra, is
aiming to create new branches everywhere around the world. We are
secretly supported by one of the richest men on earth, though I am
not allowed to tell you his name. To everyone who is prepared to
found a chirch for the Children of Chakra, he will donate $500.000
to the new church. If you do that, you could just take the money
you need and give it back to your church later, once you are able
to.
Are you religious? What religion do you belong to? And are you
ready to accept a different God instead? Will you bow to the mother
of Chakra?
If so, please contact me again and I will be glad to help you.
May the Gods be with you,
Father Ch4rles |
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Dearest ch4rles my brother;
I heard you what you said, i will cooperate with you if only you can do it for me,there is church which i attend; called pure fire ministry at Accra Ghana west africa.so i can use there infor to do it, pls bross, try to let know, when i will receive the money, i want to put things in order, before 30th of this month december 2007,i hope it will works out, before then,this money i want to use it and start new life, as i have told before my brother, treated me as your self on this case.
Moreover, brother charles, if know the little one you will give me before then, you can do so, because there is no any money at my hand now,so i can pay my land lord, and see the little i will use and feed, even cloth.may God bless us keep us,and provide for us.
your brother.
c3l3b 0pp0ng. |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Posted:
Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:32 am |
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^^ChainYanker^^
Sweet idea. That guy is gonna learn a heap of new words soon... |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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