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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:43 pm |
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Hi marks for creativity...
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ATTN;Sir/Madam
With due respect, this is to inform you that your email address was forwarded to this office by united nations compensation commissioner that your email is among the mails forwarded to this office as a non scam email address.
With this regard, UN has decided to rweward you with a compensation fee of US$1.5 million to encourage you in your sincerrity of not being a scammer.
They have instructed this office to contact you by informing you of a great opportunity waiting for you.
I have authorized the finance house where the deposited was made to release the fund immediately they get in contact with you on this issue .
My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the collection of this fund.
Your full name and your contact address is needed for verification before the money will be released to you and a letter of affidavit will be needed from you to testify that you are the real owner of this email address.
Finally, i have to let you know that i have forwarded the email address to the office in charge of releasing your fund, also remember that the commission has forwarded instruction to the payment officer on your behalf as soon as you contact them without delay.
Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hope to hear from you soon.
My sincere advice to you as a christian is that you should endeavour to pay your tithe to a believing church or mosque also, to the motherless children home when you get this fund.
Yours Faithfully
Barrister Robert Clarkson.
secretary, UN compensation commission. |
[email protected] ... just in case anyone else here isn't a scammer.  |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:48 pm |
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Ohhhh man, am I not a scammer, I'm after replying as we speak
Sucks to you guys, once I get the money I'm away on my yacht fishing |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:46 pm |
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Oh, cool! I'm not a scammer either, so I should probably talk to this guy too. 
The UN still owes me a couple million from when they decided I'm not using my email account to recruit terrorists, though. I'd better try to negotiate with him to get that as well. Otherwise, how will I ever take the UN seriously again? |
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Rollo_Tomasi
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 310
Location: On Standby
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Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:26 pm |
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Donate that 1.5 million to the lad for some spelling lessons... |
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Dear Dr.
You have written me several of this mail with language I do not understand
but know they are insultive
I really want to know why you have picked on email and keep writing me with all these abusive and embarrassing words
THANKS FOR PLAYING ME AS A GMAIL MAN |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:26 pm |
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Maybe it works like the EU Common Agricultural Policy where farmers get paid a subsidy not to grow any crops. |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:40 am |
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If this mail goes to every mail-address not used for scamming then they'll have to pay really a lot of money.
I eligible to get this payment 7 or 8 times, for each of my mail-accounts. Wow, I think I'm gonna buy me my own country... |
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"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:36 am |
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You are getting compensated for not being a scammer? Must be for all the money you are not making for making yours honestly. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:21 am |
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It's about time my honesty was rewarded.
I want a medal, a big kiss and a squeeze from Carol Vorderman as she hands me one of those giant cheques you get when you win stuff, and my picture in the local paper surrounded by beauty queens too.
Beats the lottery, I'm in. |
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:09 pm |
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This might be a good one to send to lads! |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:37 pm |
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I knew all these years of not being a scammer would pay off eventually! |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:59 am |
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^^^^^ Agreed luckey.
Let all the lads know that being one of the good guys can be much more lucrative. |
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