Nataliya says I can forget McDonalds - help needed

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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:34 am

I have a second Vladette just get in touch - the effusive Nataliya.

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Hello!
I think that you are a very interesting person.
So I decided to use the chance to get to know you. Hope I will be lucky:-)
I don't think that the age and appearance is so important though I am rather pretty.
The most important what is inside you and how do you feel about the life. I know this life from many sides and I am rather mature already to know how to make a man happy.
I don't know if you answer me or not. But why not to try? I will regret if not to try. I think we should use every chance to find our happiness. Life is too short to use it only for thinking and dreaming. I try to act but not only to dream.
So here I am:-)
Please write to Me directly at...
I still hope for your reply. Have a good day!!!!!!!
Bye.

Her most recent one went:

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I too experienced that I can not write to you the letter, and I speak
that I shall fairly try to write without delays. I very much like to float, run on water.
In our city there is 2 pool but I not frequently go as it dearly and not everyone will dare.
In this letter I'll tell you about my town Balakovo and want to give you presentations about our future relations. Our city is not so big, but very convenient.
2006 the urban population has made 150 000 person. In our town there are 3 theatre, 3 movie-theatres, park, near with which I live, and like all usual towns, in our town there are bars, cafes, shops. Our town is very good, but there are not worthy men in my town. All russian men don't respect women and consider that woman doesn't have any rights, and all russian men, basically, are alcoholics. I have gone to Internet-agency to get acquainted with you, because I know that you are quite other man. Foreigner men respect women. Am I right?
I'm 29 years old and I consider that it is time for me to create my own family.
Malcolm i have been postponing money for a long time, and now I have enough to arrive to you.
I do not want to hurry events, but I consider that it is necessary to meet each other in person to know well each other.
If you, as well as me, have intentions to create the family, let's get to know each other better, and if we decide, then I'll arrive to you, and if we love each other, I'll stay with you. I consider,that in relations no love is important, but trust and understanding are important. Man have to be head of family, but he has to consult with woman.
I can completely take all homeworks in my hands. Malcolm i like to cook very much, I'll cook for you so tasty, that you'll forget about McDonalds. My friends say, I AM THE BEST!
I like to cook Russian traditional food. Also I'll work to support our budget. If you want, we'll have child, but if you don't want, I don't mind. I hope that I do not scare you, asking these questions so quickly. I am sure, that you are, Malcolm, that man, who I need, I hope to your reciprocity. In each letter I shall be to you as I live and that to me to like.
And certainly about the family.
ps. I very much like to dance and a lot of vigorous music,music to like Classical and Dance.

[Emphasis added]

Here are her pix.

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:51 am

^^^^Who would have thought that tropical plants would grow like that in Russia Wink

What Vlad have you ever had that says they cant cook, they all cooking very tasty and its not hard to beat clown food either. Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:55 am

where are the plants? I'm not looking where I'm not meant to, but she is certainly well developed

Was she on BayWatch Russia?

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:01 pm

Plants? I only noticed the one hanging over her shoulder, were there others? Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:20 pm

I suddenly have the urge for some McMuffins Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:27 pm

google the mcdonalds sentence!
Smile

got that almost two years ago from a vlad who included a pic of her in kitchen in her undies holding a spatula or something.....
been used by other vlads also

I like the 'run on water' bit though

she better be careful.....the oil companies will take her out....

seeing tropicalish stuff in vlad pics isn't too unusual.
real vlads like to go to sochi....a resort area that has some tropical lookiing stuff....maybe introduced?

turkey is another vacation spot....

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:27 pm

At first glance, I thought she had a lollipop stuck to the side of her head in that first pic. Shocked

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:50 am

I replied to Nataliya's McDonald's comment thus:

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BTW - you say I'll never back to McDonalds after tasting your cooking - well, I think McDonalds is pure crap - worse than MREs (Meals Ready to Eat, or US Military rations - Meals Refused by Ethiopians they got called way back when).

In return I receive this:

Personally I think they both look rather cute.

And this:

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Hello my dear Malcolm!!!
Finally I have an opportunity to come to Internet-agency to talk with you.
I am very happy that I have you.I have told to my girlfriends about you,they tell you hello.
My parents are glad that finally I met man and want to create family. My parents tell you hello.
I is happy, and my mood very good, because I have you.I am very glad, that I very much want happy family I wrote to 2 more but have now ceased to write to them and have stopped on you Malcolm.
You have liked me and wish to find out about me more than others they need one that I have arrived and have made love.
I love flowers of a rose yellow, I christians,am more than all from food I love a shish kebab,
music I love Contri,Classics I love summer heat that it was possible to not leave water, I like to dance and probably each girl likes to dance, I went for a drive on skis a little I love a bicycle, I do not smoke and in my favourite season summer, I very much dream and like to travel and spend the night in tents in a wood, that necessarily was a guitar and a fire,I love animals strongly love dolphins, go to the Internet of cafe,I strongly love children and with them be friends and I am able to play it my work and pleasure. Love this miracle of the nature also it is not necessary to hurry up it it is necessary to enjoy.I want to know about you as much as possible.
It makes me near to you. Dear, tell me please more about yourself. What do you do in time of resting???
Where are you spend your days off??? I like to have a rest more on the nature. In the summer I and my friends go to campaigns, well you know tents, the open sky, a fire? It?s
a great pleasure, to walk on a green wood early in the morning, to breathe fresh air, to listen to the birds singing. And if do it together with loving person, it is probably indescribable feelings. I have spoken, we have very beautiful places behind our city. There are a lot of fish in the river. It is a pity, but I cannot frequently afford it, in summer I work also, and the free days off are seldom. But if I and you, shall decide to meet to learn our approaching to each other, I am ready to give up work, for happiness I am ready on all. Certainly, it is early to speak about it, we should at first learn each other better.
I love sports meets. We, in Russia, have different kinds of sports, you play football in Russia the English football (soccer) is more popular. I like to go to theatre; it is very interesting to look for game of actors. I have not noticed how time have gone and I need to go home,
When I go to bed, I'll think of you to see you in my sleep. Good bye, my love.
ps. On the last photo there was my girlfriend Sveta.
Your Nataliya!!!

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:19 pm

Perhaps you have shown this picture to your brother or friend and he has fallen hard for Sveta. He wants her e-mail address so they can start writing. An alternative is to comment about Sveta and her hotness. Ask about the possibility of a three-some. (Geez. I hang out with my guy friends too much. I'm starting to think like one of them. Confused

)

EDIT: Lots of typo repairs.

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:33 pm

^^^Please PRS dont think that all we ever think about is 3 somes with 2 hot girls because that is not true, we can count much higher than that.

I do like the idea of introducing friends and relatives, by doing this you can get them right off script talking about issues not related to them being in love with you, as well as provides a second point of contact if something were to happen to your scammer or you.

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:54 am

Hmm... Murry, you've sold me on that idea.

Would anyone like to be , fishing-boat owner from Charleston, South Carolina?

ETA masking...

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:24 am

I let Nataliya drift for a while, before sending:

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The last two weeks have been hectic - even Christmas Day. No time to relax! I'll write you later today. I hope you're not angry with me.
Please tell Sveta that she's a pretty girl too.

In return...

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Hi, my dear Malcolm!!!
I got up early in the morning being in a high spirit! I was thinking about you!!!
Cooking breakfast I imaged how I would do it for you! Do you like to have breakfast in bed?
I saw a wonderful wedding when I went to work... Fiancee was so beautifyl in her white dress...
You know I was even envy a little bit. I just imagined me on her place...
And I remembered again my dream of life - to create a happy, strong family. I love children so much. But I shall not have children without the consent of my husband. Therefore if the husband will not want to have children, and will be!!! But the most important person in my life will be my husband. I will take care of him and will love him deeply. I imagine how we spend the evening together. Only you and me. We have candles in our room everywhere. I look so beautiful in my red dress with just washed hair. And you are a man of my dream, you are so gorgeous!
You look at me with the tenderness and love. I took away your shirt and you my dress.
You touch my skin and I feel your warm hands around my body. I will such a deep passion and love inside. And we have a night of love only for us!!! I told you my fantasies. Do you have any?
Tell me, please. It seems to me that I begin to fall in love with you. Now I stop on this.
I'll wait for your answer. I love you!!!!
The love is the most important gift that is given to a person from the God. So, that's why we should take care of it. The family is the result of the love, when two persons decide to join their destinies for ever. The ideal family is to be based on the trust, on the mutual understanding, and on the love. The woman as the creator of the home comfort has to do all her best to save the family. In general all the responsibilities are to be shared equally between the wife and the husband, but still this is the woman who is responsible for the home and the family comfort.
I want my family to be full of love, happiness and kindness. Coming back from home the husband has to be happy looking at his beautiful, smiling wife. On weekends we have to be together.
It is so great to spend time together! When children appear, we'll spend a lot of time with them,
going together to the cinema, to the park, etc. I believe that both parents have to participate in the upbringing of children. The main condition for the family success is the wife's tolerance,
her understanding and the care for the husband. I think the husband's responsibility is the care for the wife. The responsibility of the both is the careful attitude towards each other and, of course, sincere, fair love The dream:
My family is the happiest family in the world! There are no disappointments, a lie and a perfidy!
There are only the understanding, the happiness and the love!
I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind,
I left my body laying somewhere in the sands of time,
Well I watched the world through the dark side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do. yeah.
I watched the world through the dark side of the moon
after all I knew it had something to do with you.
If I go crazy will you still call me Kitty?
If I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite.
This is how I feel sometimes when I think of you.
Merry Christmas and a blessed new year.
I am looking forward to your next e-mail
Forever your Nataliya!!!

Da xiang bao zha shing de la du tse!* as the original might have said.

*The explosive diarrhoea of an elephant!

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

Send her this:

and tell her you heard she really liked McDonald's Happy Meals.

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:44 pm

Personally I always liked the hambuglar. Sort of fits in with these scumbags.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:01 am

@yastreb - I've never done a lovescam, but I'm willing to pose as Mark Reynolds, the sea-faring gent! Now, if I can get that ugly sweatshirt off her, put her in a lovely dress, and get her to take off those glasses, well we might just have another looker there! hehehe Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 30

must be some happy meal ..... it looks a little like she might be gaging on it lol

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