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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:00 pm |
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Well, I didn't say that I knew, but I actually did know it!
Love-lads are class A material for quotes.
Here's the one that totally made my day:
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I am not going to give your love to another man... |
I sure do hope so! If somebody's gonna give my love to anybody, then that's me!
And if she would want to give my love to somebody else, then please to a woman, if I may insist... |
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Tasman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 1951
Location: In an offside position
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:43 pm |
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^^^ After a while these will build up and you can start adding them to your signatures. It is a badge of honour to get a good one... thinking about it mine are quite tame... anyway the sport is there. |
_________________ PIMP MY FOOTBALL GUESTBOOK
"What you can tell me now? Maybe Russian Mafia, Godzilla, Hitler, third World War
prevented you make a transfer?"
"You are not bigger than Almighty God.If You were created by God, then i command the charm you are using to fail.IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH. REKE MAMA LAKKAKULIMAKA." Barrister Aby
"fock yuuuuuuu" - Kevin Ezeh
"i hope u r real..bcos u r sounding like a joker now" - Day0
"If you have nothing to say or do, go f**k yourself." N4na
<- Fake dog adoption site
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:59 pm |
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It can be fun to throw in a really weird question to a dying bait and see the kind of replies you get from it. The bad translations you get from vlads can make some of them all the funnier. |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:09 pm |
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I actually asked "her" already what kind of food she likes and if she ever tried Gremlin, but that was rudely skipped.
I think I have to remind her that I'm the one who's getting her out of that hellhole of a refugee-camp, and that I need her to listen to me and answer my questions, because I cannot start building up the trust you need for a good, long-lasting marriage.
I just don't know if she'll be so happy about the wedding-ritual of my religion... |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:27 am |
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And here's another one.
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I thought it's the only thing the bank will need from us but since they need the affidavit of cliam from high court of justice Senegal here
i have informed the Reverend about it as and he gave me the contact of this lawyer below,he is a registered lawyer in the United Nations Camp here and he is also a registered member in (Senegalese Bar Association) who will help in preparing the documents for us. |
So she's actually telling me the lawyer is a member of a BAR ASSOCIATION? And I'm supposed to trust that alcoholic? |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:26 am |
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The bar association is legitimate.
http://www.ibanet.org/
My first ever trophy was a call to bar certificate. |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:05 pm |
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If that means discounts on beer I wanna join! |
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Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:16 pm |
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Tas is right, some of the lines you read can be little quotes for your signature. Like Tas, mine are looking a bit tired these days but I still like the one from one of my romance baits, Marina.
Keep on collecting 'em! |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
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up_and_under
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 621
Location: At your local Fruit & Vegetable stand
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:04 pm |
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Quotes are great, they add some humour and you can remember a certain bait or two. Some you are right, after a while they do get stale. |
_________________ "the truth, that the Kangaroo carry the cubs in a bag?" - Sounds like weird game of animal golf!
"I want to speak you hot pleasant favourite words, a hedgehog more than what exactly is sure you which that person I searched."
"You the most vile person in which my life I only knew! You played with me!!! "
x lost count x too many x 2
When your finished playing with them, make sure you post all the info on a public website
http://www.romancescam.com/forum/index.php for all romance scams |
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:17 am |
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And another good one, this time from a holy man, the good reverend of one of my love-lads...
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... in charge of prayer warfare here in the refuge camp, ... |
My brothers and brotherettes, we need prayer warfare, for this is a holy war and only praying to the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster will hurt our enemy! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:49 am |
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"Look out! We're taking incoming Holy Ghost Fire!"
My Vladettes' English is so bad that just about every sentence is baffling. Just to take a random passage:
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I too experienced that I can not write to you the letter, and I speak that I shall fairly try to write without delays. I very much like to float, run on water. In our city there is 2 pool but I not frequently go as it dearly and not everyone will dare. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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