How dare my lad say this to me!

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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:21 pm

Check this out. This is a conversation I've just had with a lad.

[22:05] LAD: which 1 is *MY NAME*
[22:05] ME: second on the left, black top
[22:06] LAD: after the fat lady with bottle?
[22:06] LAD: <ding>
[22:06] ME: WHAT!!! that's me!!!
[22:07] LAD: u are the big lady?
[22:07] LAD: with the bottle
[22:07] ME: YES I AM!!!
[22:07] LAD: waooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[22:07] LAD: u are sooooooo pretty
[22:07] ME: but fat obviously
[22:07] LAD: O Smile

[22:08] LAD: no way
[22:08] ME: now you can see why i lost weight.
[22:08] LAD: this is my teste
[22:08] ME: some bloody test. do you know how much that hurt?
[22:08] LAD: no
[22:08] LAD: tell me
[22:09] ME: you called me fat
[22:09] LAD: sorry
[22:09] LAD: i didn't meant to hurt u
[22:09] LAD: im really sorry
[22:09] LAD: forgive me
[22:09] LAD: ok
[22:10] LAD: u look like an ANGEL
[22:10] ME: that really hurt Sad

[22:10] LAD: pls forgive me
[22:10] LAD: i didn't meant to hurt u
[22:10] LAD: i'm really sorry ME
[22:10] LAD: u are sooo pretty
[22:10] ME: i should think so too. that was a really insensitive thing to say
[22:11] LAD: u are very beautiful
[22:11] ME: even if that wasn't me you should NEVER call a woman fat
[22:11] LAD: i like u baby
[22:11] ME: and i still haven't seen what you look like
[22:12] LAD: ME dont be mad at me
[22:12] LAD: do un have any different amil?
[22:12] LAD: mail
[22:12] ME: i'll forgive you but i won't ever forget you said that about me
[22:12] ME: only 1 email address
[22:13] LAD: pls forgive me baby
[22:13] LAD: forgive me for what i've called u and let talk about ourselves
[22:14] ME: let's drop the subject before i start crying here
[22:14] LAD: i like u no matter what
[22:14] LAD: please my Angel do cry cos if u do i will cry also

He is SOOO gonna pay for that Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:31 pm

Go get that insensitive freak Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:36 pm

Here's more for you. Do I sound like a hurt woman?

[22:15] LAD: *MY NAME* what i care right now is u
[22:15] LAD: just forget how i called u
[22:15] LAD: i care about u
[22:16] LAD: let us talk abt it now
[22:16] ME: i think you better send me your picture again
[22:16] LAD: alright my angel
[22:17] ME: tell me once you've done it
[22:18] LAD: alright
[22:18] LAD: but please find a space in ur heart to forgive me ok
[22:19] *** LAD has added you to their contact list. You may choose to accept or deny this action. You may also add this user to your contact list or ignore this user.
[22:19] *** You have been successfully added to LAD's contact list.
[22:19] ME: we women forgive but we never forget.
[22:20] LAD: pls do
[22:20] LAD: i beg u
[22:20] LAD: u will forgive me only if u felt something in ur heart
[22:20] ME: maybe in time, but not right now. that was really hurtful even if it wasnt me you were talking about
[22:20] LAD: hope this is ur email
[22:21] LAD: [email protected]
[22:21] LAD: *MY NAME*
[22:21] ME: yes it is
[22:21] LAD: good
[22:22] ME: it's arrived. hold on
[22:22] LAD: i've just sent it again
[22:24] LAD: *MY NAME*,i can't take off my eyes from ur pic
[22:24] LAD: u look sooooo beautiful
[22:24] ME: ok i see you. you're kinda cute i guess.
[22:24] LAD: hmmmmmmmmm
[22:24] LAD: so what do have to say abt me too
[22:25] ME: you're ok. kinda cute. but i'm still too angry about what you said. maybe in the morning
[22:25] LAD: oh
[22:25] ME: once i've calmed down
[22:26] LAD: why can't u forgive me *MY NAME*
[22:26] LAD: calmed down my sweet *MY NAME*
[22:26] ME: because you called me fat. you think i can just forget that. i'm hurt by what you said
[22:26] LAD: *MY NAME*
[22:27] LAD: we all made mistakes and one has forgive another as Christ forgive us
[22:27] LAD: please find a space in ur heart to forgive me
[22:28] ME: i'll forgive you but i won't forget it. it doesn't work that way
[22:29] LAD: it can work if only u want it to
[22:29] ME: let's not keep on about it now ok?
[22:29] LAD: u know,i begin to feel something for u
[22:29] LAD: ok

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

Ok Wayne, from a real woman's perspective, you're over the top with whining. A chubby vic would most likely joke about it and move on. But since this is a really stupid lad, I'm sure you don't seem like a drag queen to him AND once again you've got a lad under your control. You make it seem so easy.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:11 pm

Wayne. Nice job of taking control. I agree with OBL. One comment then slowly simmering in silence would have been more realistic; however, if the lad does not know any better and willing to take it then unload on him. Remember never to forget about it and drag it out at a late date when it is to your advantage (one of the not-so-secret secret girl rules Very Happy

). "Well, you called me fat on...."

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:14 pm

Please.....there has to be limits!!!

ANY MOD!!! Stop this!!!!!!!

PLEASE don't let them draw out Wayne's 'feminine side'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shocked

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:24 pm

That was all about having the lad backstep as much as I could get him. If he'd have shut up about it I'd have let it go (but not forgotten about it) until it's time to put my evil plan in place. But he just kept apologising and apologising, so I *HAD* to drag it out longer. Now I OWN his ass. This is redshoes' maypole pics lad for the record. Just for a change of pace, here's some nice lyrics I borrowed from in my conversation.

Women Never Forget by Jonathan Caine. Enjoy Smile

Rover, move over now
Daddy's home from the war
I have been in this dog house
A few times before

She still gets so mad somehow
White lies I've told in vein
I didn't know these clouds
Could bring so much rain

You try to say you're sorry
At least a hundred times
But she replays mistakes you've made
With a photographic mind
She's your judge and jury
And you ain't been pardoned yet
You might find forgiveness, boy
But women never forget

I played the Romeo
I played the lover boy
And she came into my house
And threw away my toys
Oh, brother don't you know
Memories are built to last
As you walk into your future
You're gonna bump into your past

You try to say you're sorry
At least a hundred times
But she replays mistakes you've made
With a photographic mind
She's your judge and jury
And you ain't been pardoned yet
You might find forgiveness, boy
But women never forget

You better face up the truth
Everybody plays the fool
Get down on your knees
'Cause her love's worth the blues

You try to say you're sorry
At least a hundred times
But she replays mistakes you've made
With a photographic mind
She's your judge and jury
And you ain't been pardoned yet
You might find forgiveness, boy
But women never forget

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Thanks for the confirmation, but as soon as I started reading that I knew who it was.

F is now calling him "my little maypole", Wayne said to emphasize the little.

Wayne, your first chat was hilarious, it's even more special because I know him. Ladies he wasn't over the top with this guy, don't worry, and OBL he's not stupid, very greedy. but not stupid.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:18 am

He jumped on me again this morning as soon as I turned Trillian on. He's well and truly hooked. Redshoes, we're going to have to chat about him on IM later. I have a cunning plan, but I'll need your help in pulling it off.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

He pulled an all nighter at the cafe which is very unusual for him. He tends to keep very regular hours.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 81

hehehe
The sort of women men like most can only be men. Laughing

*runs for cover*
Well, at least that sure goes for this lad. *g*

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