Just1n Alb3rt vs. The Bu2y B33 S4wing Club of Nevada

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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Back in August, Agn4s S. got involved with Mr. Alb4rt, and dreams of all the money she would earn from her 10% danced in her head. Well, things didn't exactly work out, and Mr. A dropped her. Despite repeatedly apologies that it wasn't her fault that Mr. A's client sent him bad paper, her pleas fell on deaf ears. Agn4s decided one last time to get back in the good graces of Mr. A, and this time not only did Mr. A agree to take Agn4s back on as an agent, but he also agreed to take on as agents members of a club Agn4s belonged to, the Bu2y B44 Sewing Club of Nevada, the sweetest group of old ladies you would ever want to meet.

A few pm's (okay, several pm's) later, and many other baiters were involved. Current members (my characters) include:

Agn4s - Age 76 - She is the one that spread the good news about all of the money to be made. She apologizes to Mr. A regularly, and thanks him for this great opportunity all of the time. She occasionally, usually after her great-grandson visits and downloads porn in the middle of the night, will get a virus on her computer wh&*^c mak*$(%# *%&$#(%&$ &$(*% to rea^%&$.

Sylv1a - Age 80 - Sylv1a just got her first computer, and is very excited about this new technology. She is, however, concerned that Mr. A has her drivers license and won't return it. She stuck in in the scanner slot in the computer (the one marked '3.5" floppy drive') and now the computer won't give it back. So surely it must be with Mr. A.

Bamb1 - Age 79 - Works as a stripper at the gentlemens club right outside the city limits. Has promised Mr. A a lap dance should he ever come to town.

Other wacked out old people are involved as well. Thank you private messages.

So when will Mr. A crack? How many bad pieces of paper will be sent to this little sleepy desert town in Nevada? Stay tuned.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:50 am

Probably already thought of, but maybe an old geezer who can't hear the emails because he lost the hearing aids.

Could respond by saying, "What? I can't hear you. Could you say that again more loudly?"

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:49 am

Another little old lady on the job: L1zz1e B0rden who is 93 (or maybe 89) and needs work to pay for her grandson's cancer operation. Will soon demand preferential treatment over the other sewing ladies--bigger checks, more jobs, etc.--because she's the oldest and anyway the others aren't really that nice.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:59 am

Need more ladies?
I could offer 4n1t4 and 4gh4t4 to join the club. They're both actually constructed younger, but for this one they can get a bit older if necessary.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:06 am

Is it ok if Miss Goldie joins the club ??:

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:30 am

Chrys315, age 94, at your service.
Seems that I shall do some explaining work for him Laughing

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Quote:

Hello Chrys315,
Thanks for your response to me,
Here is the information you have to fill so there wont be any mistake in tranfering money into your account.also try to explain what is the meaning of getting a bank account for your friends and may be bthey get a bank account because they will gain much from it.
Account Name:

Account Number:

Routing Number:

Bank Name:
Account Limit:

Thanks
Ju5t1n 4lb3rt

Sorry, Ju5t1n, but this is your work.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:55 pm

Eth3l - Age 83. She's eager to help, but really doesn't understand this new technology of cell phones and things like that. She's having trouble giving Just1n her bank account info because her son H3rbert handles all of her bills and has a joint account with Eth3l. Like some of the other ladies in the sewing club, Eth3l lives at the .

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

B1tsy was a tin flipper in a steel mill during WWII. Her Sears card and AARP card didn't help, so Mr. A. has advised her to open an account at a local bank. His "clinets" are eager to wire funds to her.

Quote:

Dear Mr. A,

Thank you for helping us girls during this Christmas season. I pray that you get everything you richly deserve.

I can try to open a bank account. If I can't, what is another option? Is it possible for you to pay me more than the other ladies? I donate a lot to charity.

Christmas blessings to you,

B

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Quote:

... Is it possible for you to pay me more than the other ladies? I donate a lot to charity.

And so it has begun. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:27 pm

85 yr old 3v3lynn 8urk5, at your service Wink

Her husband passed away several years ago, leaving her widowed, rich, and not very intelligent with financial matters.

Oh yes... did I mention... she is suffering from Alzheimer's?

But, Ju5t1n doesn't know that yet, either Cool

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:02 pm

MikeHawk wrote:

Another little old lady on the job: L1zz1e B0rden who is 93 (or maybe 89) and needs work to pay for her grandson's cancer operation. Will soon demand preferential treatment over the other sewing ladies--bigger checks, more jobs, etc.--because she's the oldest and anyway the others aren't really that nice.

Eth3l doesn't think too highly of L1zz1e, so feel free to complain about that to Just1n. Eth3l does. Elderly women infighting is a problem at my RL work (at a senior center).

Quote:

Hello ,
I will like you to tell your child about it coz if you cant collect payment through bank account now you have to wait untill after xmas because right now we only have client who are willing to pay through bank transfer,
Note get back to me only when your child accept.

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That's not too smart of Just1n, asking an elderly woman to tell her son about her e-mail pal who wants her bank account information. You're going to lose a lot of magas that way Just1n. But far be it from me to educate you about that, so I guess Eth3l's son Herb3rt will just have to be as dumb as a rock.

Quote:

Dear ,

Oh dear. I was hoping on using the money to buy supplies for the Christmas party. I guess will just have to go without her eggnog this year. If you ask me, she drinks too much of the stuff anyway. She hogs it all for herself and the rest of us get hardly any. You'd think by her age she'd learn to share!

I will talk with and see what he says. If I can get a hold of him today. He always is so busy with his work. I wish he would make for time for me.

Do you have any children ? I do love children. I always wished that would find a nice girl and give me a grandchild, but he seems determine to remain a bachelor. That's pretty selfish of him if you ask me. I always tell him, ", you should settle down with a nice girl." but he just ignores me.

Love,

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:03 pm

How about Mrs. Robinson - - can she join? She's only 63, but she just retired.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:29 pm

He's really after cradit cards not checks.

Quote:

Hello L1zzy B0rden,

Thanks for your mail and for your willingness ready to work as one of our representatives in the state.

We have some customer's at hands right now that are willing to pay us right now,and they are willing pay through Cradit wire only for now,the customer that will have that want to pay us through check is one,and we have forward agness information him for an immediate payment, so we only have customer who want to pay us through cradit card wire,i dont no if you have cardit card now,if you that you have cradit card just get back to me with the information below so that i can get back to him as soon as possible..

blah blah list of account info required blah blah

Justin

Quote:

Dearest Justen,

Thanks for giving me a job! I just know we are going to beat little Irving's cancer now!

But...I'm very sorry, I don't have a cradit card, whatever that is. The only cards I have are my Social Security Card (#415-555-1212) and my Busy Bee Club Membership Card (#2. I would be #1 except for that slut Agnes jumped in line in front of me). The nice people at the nusring home here take care of all my money for me (I just hope they aren't cheating me!). I just write a check to them every month that covers everything I've spent there during the month.

So why don't you just tell your customer to send that check to me instead of to Agnes? She has a cradit card, I'll bet. Oh, I could tell you a thing or two about Agnes, but I won't.

Love,

Lizzie

p.s. can you please take the trouble to spell my name correctly? It is LizzIE, not LizzY. Misspelling someone's name is a sign of disrespect, Justen, although I'm not complaining.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:47 pm

I'm really enjoying this bait, even though we just started. It's very therapeutic for a person who works with seniors for a living Laughing

Quote:

Subject: Herb3rt said yes!
Dear Mr. Albert,

I am so happy. My boy Herb3rt has agreed to help. How wonderful!

I called him this afternoon, to tell him to bring a lot of shrimp for the Christmas party because Sylv1a always stuffs her mouth and then there is no shrimp for the rest of us gals. You'd think that Sylv1a was going to starve the way she hordes the food at these parties. I told Agn3s too that people were complaining about there not being enough food at these potlucks because some people take too much, but she didn't listen so I told Herb3rt.

What was it you needed from Herbert again?

Love,
Eth3l

I had the "people are taking too much food at potluck parties" discussion this afternoon with a senior.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:21 am

By the way - see the Martins that is listed with a Safari hat in my sig....

I think that we should introduce him to the B..B...S...C

He thinks Mrs. R0binson has recently moved to a retirement home - and this would be great. He's an idiot. I also have his oga on the hook - I've had them on the hook for about a year - so it would be interesting to introduce them to a LOT of old ladies. LOL

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:23 am

My road to granny life is still full of holes...

Quote:

Terribly exciting, terribly exciting, my dear!

Oh, I haven�t had this much fun since we managed to conquer the moon in 1969.
We have been chit-chatting all the time about your offers.
Did you know I have 8 grandsons and -daughters?
How much they�ll be looking forward to it when they get to know the goos news!!
Or must this be kept as a secret between you and us Bu5y B33s, Mr. 4lb3rt?

I need to write down the data of the back, my memory is not the same as it once was, I can tell you. In my prime I was able to remember 20 numbers, no problem, but now I better check and recheck before I do any silly mistakes.

(Though I must say I am one of the still best sewers in out club - better than most youngsters. Keep it a secret, but Agn3s drinks quite a lot...)

Have a superb day and do remember to visit church next Sunday, do you?
Promise me.

Kindly yours, Chrys315

Of course I mean "bank" and "good news", no need to be a granny for doing the many typos I do!
^^Worf, I can imagine how you�re feeling, personally I am thinking of my grandma, too Smile

and the gossip she used to tell about neighbourhood trivia.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Oh, I get it. You old bats are going to pile on Agnes, aren't you. Smile

Eliza, I would love to get his oga involved. That would be fun. For the record ladies, I told Mr. A that we have a club meeting tonight. I hope things don't get slightly out of hand and heated words aren't exchanged.

By the way, Sylvia is a complete and total idiot. Be sure and mention that to Mr. A. Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:50 pm

@Eliza - if you want to, you can give Eth3l's e-mail to Martins. It's

Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:15 pm

I sent Jayhawk a pm. If he likes an idea I had to take this a bit further, I'll post - but since this is his idea originally - I don't want to step on some toes - but if he'll go for it - I have a fun way to have some extra fun with this club of old ladies.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:41 pm

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

I have a fun way to have some extra fun with this club of old ladies.

Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:59 pm

still no reply for Miss Goldie`s urgent message:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Albert!

My name is Mrs. Goldie and I am a member from the well known Buzy Bee Sewing Club where I got the message that you give out jobs to elder ladies like us and give us a chance to earn a little cash money extra to our pensions.

If that is true please come back to me and tell me more.

You might know that Xmas is just around the corners and isn`t it nice for everybody to have a little extra cash in the pockets to buy some nice foodstuff and rings and things???

Truly yours

Miss Goldie

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:08 pm

He seems to have gone silent today... I hope we didn't scare him off Question

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I was wondering if my last reply had gone too far.

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:35 pm

I haven't heard from him either today. Maybe he ran out of credits for the internet cafe?

I hope he's still on the hook. We all need to nag him for not writing to us today if he pops back up. And take it personally. Elderly women seem to be an easily offended group Wink

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:46 pm

I've found him to answer in fits and starts. It took him 2 days to respond, then he sent a second response the same day. Maybe he just visits the cafe every 2-3 days and takes care of all his business then. Personally, though, I think he should come to Silverwood to meet us all and get the business off to a good start. He could even swing by Vegas on the way! Safari to Silverwood--The impossible dream.

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