WTOS: Where staffs are friendy!

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lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

A new one on me: WTOS

An establishment were staffs are friendly!
An establishment were customers are happy and confortable!

Sounds like just the place J. Winston Lennon would want to invest his money.

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

John's reply:

Dear Laura,

Hello from beneath the blue suburban skies. I had a lovely day out in my strawberry fields today. How was your day? Was it a Good Day with a lot of Sunshine? I read the news today. Oh boy, did you hear about all those holes in Blackburn Lancashire? Well, back to the middle of negotiations before I break down...

When I went to send you the moneys for my COT transfer they told me that because of a new rule by Homeland Security Police you must fill out the forms I am attaching. Please fill them out right away so that I can get my donation moneys.

J. Winston Lennon

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:41 pm

I knew it! John Lennon faked his death. But Paul is really dead. Nicely done.

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lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

scammer
me

Good day,

We are in receipt of your message. Well, your message was received but you did not scan the western union payment receipt that was given you to us. However the form you send to us was received and filled but we can not send it to you right now because you have not yet make the Cost Of Transfer (COT) payment that was requested from you.

Meanwhile, if you have make the payment while not send the payment receipt of the western union to us for confirmation and for the complete of your transfer. Well I am sorry to say that you have just three days to do so or consider the transfer terminated.

We are not here for jokes or games all we are doing is to transfer donation funds into the bank account of the winner, that is why you found us asking you for the COT payment. We are not a small business but large organization well known round the globe. We shall be off from office on the 16-17 of December 2007 and we shall be back on the 15th January 2008. So this is the main reason why all winners are trying to make the transfer successful and you are here playing.

This may be your last chance to be what you want to be in life and do not miss this opportunity. It hard to find and please make use of it by leting us to complete the transfer. Scan the Western Union Money Transfer payment receipt and send it to us via our email address and as soon asits confirm money avaliable your funds will be transfer immediately. Mean while we will send you document you sent to us as soon as we receive the payment receipt.

Have a nice day

Best Regards,

Mrs. Laura Andrew
Accountant, WTOS Transfer Department.

Dear Laura,

The Homeland Security Police will not let me send the moneys until the forms are returned to me completely filled out by you. So I don't have any WU form to scan and send you until you send me the competed forms. You say your company has happy customers. Well, I am your customer and I am not happy.

I hope you are comfortable sitting in your English garden waiting for the sun. But I am stuck here waiting for the eggman's van to come.

J. Winston Lennon

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:50 am

So, if the WTOS Bank is where staffs are friendly, can I assume the WTF Bank is where staffs are perplexed?

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:11 pm

Full requote of previous post deleted.

No. That bank is full of 90 year old scammers, from Ghana that are on holiday. Wink

B

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:30 am

Quote:

Were staffs are friendly?

So their staff is some sort of werewolf/customer service hybrid?

COOL!

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

They decided to fill out the forms. Very Happy

I like his choice of favorite word (page3).

Dear Customer,

Well we have decided to send you the document requested by you and the security agency. However, we are waiting impatient for your urgent feedback. The document are attach below so you can we go on with the transfer now? If yes, send the Western Union Money Transfer payment receipt immediately.

We could not have time to print and fill the form due to lots of transfer work on our table. But we hope the form was filled and all information given to you are true not false. Your donation funds is still waiting for transfer complete. Do every thing possible for us to transfer the funds.

Have a nice day.

Best Regards,

Mr. McTony Johnson,
Senior Officer, World Trade Online Survey (WTOS) UK.

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Will you please post (or PM me) the URL for the fake bank site?

It won't interfere with your bait, but keeping it open allows the lads to use it with real victims.

Thank you.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:50 am

These forms are great. But I do think he gloriously failed the test, for different reasons.
I love the way you involve the A-Team, gives me nice ideas for one of my current jobs, where I try out how far from reality the lad will follow me.

That said, Shakalakabum, my brothers and brotherettes. Wink

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

^^^^^ I cannont take credit for the fake forms. They are available here: http://millionaires.6te.net/forms/baiterpage/index.html.

Yes, I told him he failed and that the Homeland Security Policeman laughed at him when I showed him the completed forms.

BTW -- Did you notice his birth year is 2000? A 7-year-old cannot be a "seriouse person."

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:23 pm

Very funny, bunnyrabbit. This mugu is really lazy...not handwritten, incomplete answers, etc. so many reasons for failure. Laughing

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