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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:30 pm

I received this:

Quote:

Dearest In Christ,

I greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ our Lord, I am Mrs xxxxxxxxxx from Kuwait. I am married to Mr xxxx who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian.

Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$2.500million dollars in a Bank in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire west africa.Presently, this money is still in bank.Recently, my Doctor told me thatI would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I will also issue you an authority letter from the Ministry of Justice that will prove you the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.Contact me on the this email [email protected] delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church for this same purpose. Please me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.

And here's my reply:

Quote:

I thank you for the email. I am very sorry for your health difficulties. It must be difficult to have the cancer problem and the stroke sickness at the same time. I am very interested in your offer, but I must first tell you that I worship the Devil. I do not believe in your Jesus Christ, I think all Christians should be killed in the name of my Devil. Will it be a problem for you to work together to accomplish this goal?

I do believe that I am a great candidate to help you, if we can overcome this minor obstacle in the differences in our religious beliefs. My Church of the Evil One will be happy to oblige your last wishes and do as you request.

Take care of yourelf and each other.

Bob Barker

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Of course it won't be a problem. . . as long as you have money to pay. The lad will probably ignore the devil part and just send you the next part of his script.
Personally, I would let it slide for a few emails until he thinks you're definitely a good victim, and then remind him that you told him about your devil worshipping in the beginning. Church modalities are great because, of course, if they want money they have to join.

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:28 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

Church modalities are great because, of course, if they want money they have to join.

Damn, I didn't even think of going that route. In his future, I see a 600-800 word essay about why you want to join the Church of the Evil One, maybe even a tattoo exactly like this: Twisted Evil

The COTEO has a very rigourous selection process, we need solid proof of worship and sincerity.

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:16 am

Forms. Lots of forms. Lots and lots and lots of forms that are absolutely required to become a member of the church. That's how I got the last quote in my siggy. I'd give him 30 pages in a little PDF file, he'd have to print them all out, fill them in, scan them, and send them back as individual jpgs. But there would always be a problem so he'd have to start over from scratch. He whined and whimpered about the cost of printing and scanning (I think that's expensive in the cafes) but ultimately he borrowed money to do it -- until he spent everything and no one would loan him a single naira. He was a broken-down lad by the time I was through with him. Twisted Evil

I just realized it's time for another Church bait. I haven't done one for a while.....

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

@Otto, not to worry. Lad will over look it, you will soon be told to contact a "barrister" and the good barrister will likely never bring up the Prince of Darkness. Once you got him hooked, you can have some real fun Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I've had good luck on church baits getting them to first fill out a TP5 cover sheet for their money, having them redo it a number of times due to errors, getting it right, submitting it for payment, only to discover it was an outdated sheet, sending them a new TP5 sheet to be filled out, having them redo it due to errors, then, at the last minute, discovering that they are not a member of my church and we can only pay out money to church members.

Man, was that one long, mangled sentence or what? Church baits are fun.

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:40 am

I think everyone likes a good church bait. The possibilities are just endless. I've posed as a satanist before, and it was big fun. Unfortunately, my mugu twigged when I insisted he sell his soul to seal our contract. A shame really. I would like to someday be the owner of a soul - even that of a mugu. Very Happy

If you get his soul, lemmy know! And your bait looks like it's headed in a very entertaining direction Mr. Otto.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:33 am

I got the same letter myself, and this thread has given me some ideas. I will let you know what happens on this one. I think we should run a little comp and see who can bait this lad the longest. Should be very entertaining.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:48 am

Mr Otto,
I did a religious bait on a lad who professed to bleed religion from his ears.
So naturally I required him to join my church,, but there were some decidedly religion-hostile questions in my form.

I used this website for inspiration, you might find it helpful....
http://www.angelfire.com/journal/ronindh/Questionaire.html

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:57 am

Nice site.

Thanks. This goober hasn't responded to me yet.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:10 am

Obi-Wan Knievel wrote:

I would like to someday be the owner of a soul - even that of a mugu.

I think it would actually be a second mortgage... Shocked

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:34 am

@LaBrea: That is one F of a question list! While I'm not familiar with the scriptural references, I'll just believe that they're accurate. Personally, I'm a thoroughly devout Fallen Catholic / Confirmed Agnostic (and a licenced minister in one county in Kentucky!), but I'd love to see what some of the thumpers I know would say about those questions. The red text on black looks just creepy, which is also good. Nice work!

Church Baits: I've done very few of these, so don't take my words as gospel (pardon the wording) here. There are actually a few lads who are (or believe they are) devoutly religious. Yeah I know... then why are they scamming: Keep in mind they live in a very different environment than we do, in some cases VERY different. In some parts of the world, scamming is accepted by society and even praised.

Sure it sounds outrageous. But look at this angle: In our society, many people see nothing really wrong with smoking a joint, speeding, lying on a tax return, over-claiming with insurance or the like. While those examples (and I confess nothing) are all against the law, the people who are guilty of them rarely see themselves as hardened criminals. Often, these offenses are rationalized with "well it's an unjust law" or "It's only a little thing". That doesn't make us the same as lads, but it may shed some light on how they can live with themselves.

Not that I'm defending the lads! Driving over the limit is not comparable in any way to stealing all someone's money. Lads are still scum-sucking garbage. But I just had to go on this rant because (in my idiotic opinion) trying to understand how lads think may give us a valuable advantage in destroying them. I think it was Moses who said "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer".

(getting off the soap-box) Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:58 am

I just sent a reply to this one under the alias of a porno actor, who wants to make up for his penile pleasures by helping her donate to a worthy cause. Lets see what happens.