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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:42 pm |
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Good juicy ones with sex scenes.
May be able to get a mugu to hand write some of the scenes - so need something good or corny. |
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vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:59 pm |
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Have a look in this list bad sex prize
there might be some ideas for you there |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:16 pm |
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| Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
| ... get a mugu to hand write some of the scenes - so need something good or corny. |
Good or corny?
If a mugu is going to hand write it, it should definitely be gay literature.  |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:48 am |
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I'd rather never read another book, than read a romance novel.
gay romance novels:
http://www.romentics.com/non_flash/Our_Books.html |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:00 am |
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The plan is to say that my therapist is telling me that I can get over my issues of sex but I need therapy - so it will be helpful if my partner could be romantic and learn to be romantic and start telling me romantic things - what will he do to me - so if he can rewrite romance scenes in his handwriting and scan them to me - I can print his writing - and I'll have them to read during the day - and it will be therapy for me.
And scammer stays busy. He'll think I have psychological problems and he's helping me (This is for Ed - - who is already on the hook - not an average scammer) |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:17 am |
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Harold Robbins
Jackie Collins
Barbara Carland (chaste) |
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D11
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Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1702
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:45 am |
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Jilly cooper is famous for writing romance books, if ther tube adverts are true then they would be kind of mature audience orientated.
Not sure if its what you want: RATED NSFW http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceberg_Slim
choose pimp as the book lol, not the others - as they would teach the lads the "long con" and teaching them isnt good. |
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Rodus
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Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:03 pm |
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Google 'Mills & Boon extracts' for some bodice rippers. |
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Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:53 pm |
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Sorry, I could only provide you with links to photographic "romance" stories, Eliza   |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:17 pm |
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BELOW IS NSFW...........
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"We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.
The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent
that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know,
and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.
We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now.
Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I
could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she
frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly
at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the
tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to
the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of
position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I
withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension
heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to
hold out any longer. Finally, the moment we had been building
up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.
Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the
last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of
approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous
embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she
had been.
She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered,
'Baaa' and rejoined the flock. |
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Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:58 pm |
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Eliza, I thought you wanted "romantic novels" - not the New Zealand version? |
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CowboyBuck
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:41 pm |
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Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:45 pm |
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What a bout a Judi Bloom novel? They werw written for pubescent girls back in the 1970s, and do a delicate walk around sex issues, while wading right in.... hysterical reading, btw.... |
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Pastor Frank
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Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:02 pm |
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BELOW IS NSFW...........
I moved slowly at first, inch by inch. |
Some have more than one? Perhaps I should read some of those emails in my spam folder, promising to help me with this particular situation. |
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Stoker Thompson
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Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 271
Location: Out There.
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:00 pm |
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How could we forget the classics!   By all means Romeo and Julliet!
Not to mention a Victorian English modality should be good fun. "Verilly knave thy hast a slap-able countenance"
And as it's all in the name of therapy a few 'in costume' trophy's should be in order as well. |
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Otterfan
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Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:29 pm |
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^^ Thanks! Inspiration for the next bait I start: a character who only writes in Elizabethan English. |
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