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Lester
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Joined: 20 Nov 2003
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:10 am |
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I just noticed the little stack on the floor next to me here i had 54, yes FIFTY FOUR UPS/Fedex/DHL letters from scammers that have yet to make my total down in here.
but anyways tomorrow i will update it and I bet way over the 4 Mil mark soon
Its amazing how fast they come when you dont have the time! |
_________________ x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
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$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:35 am |
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Are you wall papering yet? |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:19 am |
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@Lester
I have a few million in old checks from the drop box in a nice pile here.
Need a donation? |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:36 am |
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Shoot, I just got in my last batch, and I'm at a measly $1.2 Million.
But then, I also got this interesting piece of mail:
LEO never sleeps! |
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Lester
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Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:38 am |
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I am shocked that i never got one of those forums... but that letter seems fishy
names and sig dont match! |
_________________ x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
x75
$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:26 am |
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I'm relatively new to the check lad scene, hence my measly total, but I've already bought a nice new red Ferrari boat and papered the spare bedroom with the rest. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
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MikeH
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Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:04 pm |
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@Lester: You just don't live on the edge, I guess. But the letter seems genuine to me--came in an "official business" envelope, included several pages of bureaucracy about how to appeal, and the person signing (R0se P4rk) was also the person referenced at the bottom of the letter as the contact person. She just signed for her boss. No laddish non-English, U.S. Customs letterhead used with logo and address in diffent inks--everything looks genuine to me.
Ahh, maybe you just miss the RSOT--I admit, there is no RSOT, is that the problem? |
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Lester
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Joined: 20 Nov 2003
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Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:31 pm |
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I guess if you dont appeal nothing comes of it.
But i guess that is just a rare occurance.
however most of the "fake" checks i get are domestic mailed via UPS/Fedex
or from Canada in Fedex or Postal.
Rare ones from the UK or Africa - but all postal mail |
_________________ x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
x75
$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:52 pm |
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^^^^ I love it when mine are mailed from Africa. I'm not a stamp collector, but I have to say that Benin's got some colorful ones.
I've now got to get off my keester and break the 2 mil mark. |
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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
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As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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persephone
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Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:20 pm |
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Credit where credit is due, folks. Great result Lester, you are doing a fantastic job! |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:16 pm |
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Nice going, Lester. So when are you opening your Bank, and start lending the lads some of their money back? |
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