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Raven
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
Posts: 34
Location: Florida
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:40 pm |
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I can't wait to see how this one does impersonating a good old American jarhead.
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SGT JARVIS REEVES
show details 5:22 PM (19 hours ago) Reply
Hello Pal,
I hope my email meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My
name is Sgt Jarvis Reeves.I am a military attache with the Engineering
unit here in Ba'qubah Iraq for the united states, we have about $25
Million American dollars here which is in our possesion and we are ready
to move out of the country.
Your Buddy.
Sgt Jarvis Reeves. |
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"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.
Have a nice day.
John Bill."
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:57 pm |
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Raven
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
Posts: 34
Location: Florida
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:05 pm |
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Thanks Bill2, great sites. And, yes, I plan to have lots of fun with this lad...throwing in every military and down home redneck comment I can while giving him absolutely no help at all. |
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Certain things catch your eye, But pursue only those that capture your heart.
"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.
Have a nice day.
John Bill."
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William Wankur
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Posts: 207
Location: 6�27'11"N 3�23'45"E
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:39 pm |
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The ultimate fate for one of these military lads is to send him on safari to meet up with some real Marines who can show him the error of his ways.
I wonder where the nearest US military installation to Lagos is?
Maybe some MP's can meet your lad and send him on an involuntary safari to Iraq via military transport  |
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Bullwinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:21 pm |
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Well, make sure you don't encourage him to say "Semper Fi". Get it wrong, real wrong, so as to make it less likely that an innocent victim will fall for his pitch.
How about, "September Fry"?
William, I like your safari idea! |
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Raven
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
Posts: 34
Location: Florida
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:49 pm |
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I like both of your ideas. September Fry it is!  |
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Certain things catch your eye, But pursue only those that capture your heart.
"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.
Have a nice day.
John Bill."
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:58 pm |
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I bet he didn't know that they changed that after 9 11 |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:50 pm |
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As a retired U.S. soldier, I've played with a few of these. I've not done well due to my familiarity. My .02 is to just play ignorant, same as you would do with any lad.
A little "dis-education" never hurts them though. |
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Bullwinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:29 am |
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You might add that "Semper Fi" has come to be considered an insult among Marines. That way, if a real Marine responds to him and says "Semper Fi", he will be duly insulted. |
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fsnuffer
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2003
Posts: 613
Location: DTW
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:16 am |
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Try and get a trophy picture of him in a uniform with a regulation haircut. Also, if he is a true marine, I do believe he needs to show you his "Semper Fry" tatto that EVERY marine has on his - well you pick the body part. |
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justicebdone
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 679
Location: Beaming Up
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:52 am |
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When you are done, if you would PM the email to me I sure would like to intro SGT Reeves to my nice character LCpl Ol1v3r N3kk1d. |
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Son of a b**** don't you give me some s*** like you don't have 7000.00, what about the money you realized from missile you ba****** sold to the Iranians? Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
F****** d*** motherf***** if you really sent the f****** money why don't you send the f****** control number at once cos I don't really have the time to f*** around with you anymore....you messed up my own Chritsmas too. Nathan "The Potty Mouth" Hitman
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:27 am |
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The sergeant has been around for a while. |
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Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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