Mugu idiot alert - drugs and blue movies

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:02 pm

I was going to save this for myself, but I'm just too generous for my own good. If you're new and want some fun with a wild one, feel welcome to hop on board the mugu train, and more experienced baiters hop on too.

Idiots with this sort of scam can be disappointing but, nothing ventured, nothing gained. You hardly need a wild back story to have fun with this.

Don't make your reply too complicated, but get your angle planned in advance and feed it in gradually.

Enjoy. Very Happy

I've replaced an 'i' in the e-mail addie with a '1', and obscured the scammer's name the same way to make it harder for him to find us talking about him.

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HELLO BUYER,

WE ARE GERMAN NIGHT CLUB COMPANY BASED IN CAMBODIA WE ENGAGE IN PRODUCING SEX MOVIES OTHER WISE KNOWN AS BLUE FILM,WE ALSO ENGAGE IN IMPORTING DRUGS FROM JAMAICA,RIGHT NOW WE HAVE 10KG BAG DRUG TO BE SOLD AT THE RATE OF 2.5 MILLION USD$, IF U ARE INTRESTED TO BUY WE WILL WANT YOU TO GET BACK TO US.
PLEASE NOT WHEN THIS PRODUCT IS RATAIL YOU GONNA MAKE PROFIT OF 600.000 USD$,BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY BEING WEIGH IN THE SCALE BEFORE WE EXPORT IT, ALSO BECAREFUL OF HOW YOU MAKE USE OF IT, COS IT IS VERY ACTIVE AND GREY IN COLOUR IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE COCAINE IN THE MARKET SO FAR ETC.

MR.LUC4S UW3,
GENERAL MANAGER.

PLEASE CONTACT OUR SHIPPING ARGENT FOR YOUR DELIEVERY MR.MARK SH1PPER;- [email protected]

WTF is rat tail drugs ? Shocked

Offer him money and psychiatric assistance. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Retail? He should be loads of fun.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:31 pm

Oh, thanks Gomer, this sounds like fun. 10kg of drugs, should sell well in London Twisted Evil

And I think I'll try and order some crack addled porn stars from him for my own 'movie company'.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:47 pm

Sex & Drugs... and Rock 'n Roll!
Sounds like a job for a death metal vocalist... this could be fun Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:59 pm

GomerPyle wrote:

WTF is rat tail drugs ? Shocked

Finely ground rat tails blended with some dry ground rat sh1t? The lad must have sniffed some kind of stuff like this.

Preparing reply...

Eniac

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:07 pm

http://songza.com/listen?z=mJqgxjUy7lc

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:09 pm

Bwahaaa, I got that one too! Very Happy

The Cambodian Porn King wanting to sell me grey coke? Pfff I do 5 deals a day like that. Cool

Although I did calculate that 10kg of coke on the UK streets is only worth about $800,000... either he's ripping us off or that rare genetically-modified grey rat-tail stuff is some WICKED shit Laughing

They really didn't think too hard creating the shipping agent's name, did they...

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:14 pm

Artful Roger wrote:

They really didn't think too hard creating the shipping agent's name, did they...

Guess his barristers name is Mr. Justice Lawyer.

Eniac

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:58 pm

Wow. Most lads shy away from that type of thing. Great find... thanks for sharing the fun!

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:40 pm

Hugh E. Rection is on the job as it were. I am going to try to trade women for his movies for the drugs Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:08 pm

Dagnabbit - I was going to do that - so now I'll have to use my evil mind to think of something even more bizarre.

No worries my Russian mobster is going in, and he loves to phone Lads and threaten them if they don't do as they're told. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:31 pm

Gomer:

Might still go in on it to give each of our requests a bit more legitimacy. Shows not only is it done here in the US, but Russia or UK or wherever your porn empire is!

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:43 am

Just from a legal perspective guys *puts on responsible hat* be sure not to discuss buying any drugs off him. While you're not doing anything illegal as you are not intending to buy anything (nor does he have anything to sell for that matter) you may bring yourself unwanted attention by trying to solicit illegal substances via email (albeit imaginary).

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:06 am

Ditto what that Flag Whore said. You might attract the wrong attention, so make more effort for funny porn.... ask him if he has any blue movies with goats in them... um, except he might go out and make you one.... Confused

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:11 am

He He He He - you've inspired me. Very Happy

My Russian mobster only deals in Nepeta Cataria a strong narcotic that leaves its victims in a state of delerium and high sexual arousal. It is commonly known as Catnip.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catnip

It sort of fits in with the blue movie aspect too. I don't think I can be busted by the Feds for being a Catnip dealer, unless they have a feline division. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:15 pm

Thanks for the inspiration Gomer, I'm going to try and buy some Avena sativa from him, a.k.a oats.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:39 pm

Red:

Good point. Gomer, I am gonna have to look up a fancy name for hand creme or aloe or something now Twisted Evil

Thanks for the inspiration. Also don't be worried about jumping on my idea of trading porn stars! It will make my request sound all the more normal if we back each other.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:53 pm

Here's a good resource for latin, non-illegal substances.
http://www.habitat.org.uk/plants-l.htm

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:50 pm

Woot, my Ukrainian high-class hooker has been lying dormant for a while. I'll wake her up and prod her to buy some exotic analube plant extract for her well-placed Massachusetts clientele.

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 27

Any emails to this address are bouncing for me.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:25 pm

I haven't sent mine yet Henrik, but did you see this ?

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** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 21 Nov 2007 Posts: 27

Mod Edit: No need to fully requote the previous post because we can all see it ^^^^

DOH! Embarassed

I'll try again in the morning then Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:45 pm

I did replace the i and 1, but still have not heard back from the Lad Sad

And I so wanted to trade women with him for the porn movies.

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:42 am

Anyone got a reply from our crack mugu here?

Eniac

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:19 am

Mr Shipping Agent said:

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we got your reply cocerning our product you may want to purchase; well this how is bieng done what we do is that,once our customer make an order for the product[cocaine] by then you have make your payment etc. The next step is for you to give us your country of resident,city/ state, home address,your phone number, the time you are avaliable at home, we also need your picture scan and your name; inorder for us to know you are the realy buyer of the product,because we have heard an incident of delievry to the wrong person, instead of the right person,that is why we want to aviod such cases.please take note we don't deliever it at the airport,because we don't one any thing that will implicate you as our customer, that is why we deliever it to our customers at home.We have being operating for the past 7years and we have our delievry argent in europe,asia,south america,oceanic etc except africa.Please if you are not residing in those continent mension do not order for the product.Please note after your payment the delievery will take us two weeks because we have to put our delievry argents in thier varous point of delievery.

Apparently they have had some mix-ups in the past and delivered "product" to the wrong address.... Shocked

Also they don't deliver giant bags of coke to the airport.... that's just piss-poor slap-earning customer service from my Miami drug baron character's point of view!

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