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** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 9

Hi What spoof names could you get away with the lads?
Regards Donal Rush Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:34 pm

Welcome to the Eater. Cool

A. Read the stickies
B. Sign up for a mentor (Mentor Sign-up Sheet)
C. Read the stickies some more
D. Bait safe

As to the names -- almost anything is up to grab... realize that most lads will not know the difference and it is only for your personal amusement... If a name does not work, re-bait from a different addy...

Edit: need to improve typing skills...

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 9

Hi hellryder
you quite rightly say bait safe but what danger is there if you dont show out

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 9

I have tried to get the lads to use the code I AM NORFOLK n gOOD

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:46 pm

Hi!

One of the big wheels will be by shortly. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:46 pm

Quote:

you quite rightly say bait safe but what danger is there if you dont show out

You get a large, angry lad visiting you with a baseball bat.

Admittedly a long shot, but be aware that you aren't always dealing with a lone wolf. A lot of these lads work in organised international gangs who may have a contact near you.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 9

whats the chances of that and they would stick out like a sore thumb in the Shetlands Damm i have broken the cardinal rule of not telling the lads where i come from

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:59 pm

You can probably get away with just about any name, no matter how outrageous you think it is. Lads do not understand western humour at all.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:02 pm

Wheeled escape wrote:

Hi hellryder
you quite rightly say bait safe but what danger is there if you dont show out

As Slightly said... an (unlikely yet) un-welcomed visit...

Wheeled escape wrote:

have broken the cardinal rule of not telling the lads where i come from

if that should happen to you, stop the bait, cease communications via that Email addy, create a new character, and re-bait from the beginning...

Remember points A and C in my first post... plenty of information there for you reading pleasure... there is no cost associated with the stickies, they are a free perk we provide our members... give it a try, I'm sure you'll like it...

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 9

Thank you watever
Whats the most outlandish you have got away with

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:06 pm

Kuhm Belcher

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:09 pm

Christopher Walken

I got away with that one for three safaris and a lot of pictures from the lad. He finally got half of a brain cell and decided to Google my name. He then told me he would not be part of my silly movie. Even after all he went through, he seemed to truly believe that Christopher Walken was baiting him. They just don't get it.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 9

How About Paul Skinback
Robin Meblind

the Russian Ivan huumpalot

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:16 pm

Those will work just fine. Trust me, they won't notice.

I have never had a mugu notice a made up name.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:17 pm

Not only is it likely names like that will fly over most lads' heads, but I've even seen examples where they've adopted them.

Given the going rate for a lad these days, why not answer a few and try to find the margins.

Nice to have you with us.

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 29 Nov 2007 Posts: 9

I am a monty python fan
and love the names

Mr GUMBY
Arthur Putie
Mr Creosote
AND MY FAVOURITE BICYCLE REPAIR MAN

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:33 pm

Quote:

To:Ivor Swolin Gonad

Good day to you Gonad, I was contacted by the Powerball Mega Euro Company that i am to assist you in the clearance of your winning prize(Eight hundred and fifty thousand Euro).

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:33 pm

Call yourself "Mr Bicycle Repairman" and you can guarantee that the lads won't even bat an eyelid.

I'm baiting as "Edgar Quimbeast" at the moment but it doesn't matter what I call myself as long as the lads believe I've got a bit of cash going their way.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:34 pm

Corne Tjukker Smile

Also (for the cloggies) Douwe Egberts and Myrre Neuquer Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:37 pm

Again, they won't even recognize them. I don't even recognize a lot of them that you just listed.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:03 pm

How about 'Mr Whogivesa Foock'?

If they query it, just tell them that you are dickslecksick with numbers.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:56 pm

Fu Manchu
Pyle Sacash
Zara Thustra
Wayne Dwopp
Mickey Finn
(UK car company)

all tried and tested with lad approval Very Happy

- last one is a bait in progress

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

The only silly one I have is Jock S Trap, but there is an ex-baiter passport that is very popular with the lads - Wan Qing. So if you're very lucky you could get to bait him.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:48 pm

I am currently baiting as: Hugh E. Rection. No lad has ever cared.

They just call me Mr. Rection and we ummm.... get down to business Laughing

The reason we use the odd ball names is for our own amusement and in case the lads decide "Oh, Mr. Rection was from the US, I'll start using that to sound better to US victims". Can you imagine how well that would work?

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:55 pm

From Barrister Roy the other day...

Quote:

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