Potter Derrek, now stranded in Ghana

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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:25 pm

Don't worry, I'm not going to send him back to Nigeria now. I was trying to get him to Prudent1al in Accra, but since there are no female organs waiting for him in there, he's not moving his arse that way either.

I'm running out of ideas on my part, so I will just keep him busy with my insults, threats and empty promises for now.

We should try to move him further west, how about Abidjan?

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:54 pm

Is Dan speaking to his mother at all? I'm wondering if he wouldn't travel somewhere else if he knew there was something there that his mother would want him to bring home, something she's always wanted. Since he still lives at home he would probably do anything she wanted.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:54 pm

Really interesting, Jayhawk...but I still do not know what to think.
The second when ARK found him or vice versa, from then on does he really believe he is an investor sent by ??
You won�t believe it, he is even sleeping in the house of ARK!!!
Email to my secretary character, who is friends with ARK:

Quote:

21:41 (Vor 8 Minuten)
is here with me he is spending the night with my family ,
Prinz sent him to me ,we went round to check the facilities .
he said he will be going back tomorrow .
i miss you all and and its all be cause of ,
he never believed me , but now he will because Daniel will tell them all what he came and saw .
take care
i

Tell me I am dreaming... Shocked

...what has happened in Tamale? I have always thought a mugu wedding would destroy something...but Dan has just been introduced into ARK�s family. Dan has never even heard the name of Barrister K0j0 (who is puzzled himself!).
(If Dan was clever he should better play along and steal or beg travel money from ARK!)

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Frumpy, can we get a photo of them? Amazing. This sounds like a perfect photo opportunity.

Make sure that they've got their terrorism clearence certifiicates. They've got to send those to you before you can do business. Interpol can supply the forms. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:00 pm

I think by saying that he's leaving tomorrow is because he thinks he's getting the cash from me.
I just hope he did not get any money from ARK, which would leave him stuck in Ghana for now.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

@ A Jersey housewife Dan and mama spoke the other day. She knew he was in Ghana, she did not know he went to Tamale.

@JayHawk, Roy got Dan to Lagos once before to try to get his car.

Can't Interpol move F where ever they like? Isn't the location she is now over crowded? You want him to go put the money and the girl in the same place.

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:09 pm

Soo sorry, Jayhawk, if he leaves tomorrow at 6 or 7 AM then no more time for a mugu photo Crying or Very sad

Never mind, secretary Chrys315 has just made this very suggestion to ARK!

Tamale has some really strange inhabitants, actually Dan would fit in well.
Dan must be kind of clever to play along with, but I�d love to see his face now, he must think is this a nightmare or a dream? And where is my laptop parcel? Well, now I know more about filling stations, that was worth the trip...

One more email to the Prinz from Ahm3d:

Quote:

21:45 (Vor 29 Minuten)
Dear Prinz

I hope you are doing great over there ,
is passing the night here and would be going back tomorrow .
i have not heard from you after we called you several times on line just trying for you and to talk .
hope to hearing from you again
Ahm3d

Well, Mugatu might have gotten some calls then Embarassed

...he is busy in RL until MO, shame Wink

I could call ARK but only after Dan, who knows my voice as J0hn W1ll1ams, will have gone away...

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:37 pm

Since Dan has been asking for the mobile and the address of my representative lately, I've told him that I haven't heard of him since he left the hotel in Lagos a couple of days ago.
I've told him that I heard that there's been some kidnappings lately in Nigeria (I remember reading something about that a few weeks ago) and I'm afraid that something has happened to him.

I hope he doesn't have the money to get back home yet. If he does have the cash, I bet he's had to spread his arse again for it.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Of course it's possible to get a picture.

No problem. You give up too easily frumpy.

Click here to listen to Ark1

Click here to listen to Ark2

edited to fix the second link

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:31 pm

It's hard to believe what I'm reading here

How on earth could they meet up? What would make ARK think that Dan was really Jonathan Daniel? Why would Dan just go along with ARK and visit all those L1m0b1a properties?

This story is better than anything I could ever make up. And to think I thought that they would both twig if they met...

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Frumpy is German, he thought Joe was short for Jonathan, so he told Ark. Dan apparently didn't set the record straight, but I what I don't understand is what Ark thought about Dan asking for laptops and how that issue was resolved.

I think Dan went along for the free "launch" as Dan called it, he's hungry you know.

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:13 am

Wow, Dan and ARK. It boggles the mind Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I'm thinking that after being led around for so long, with so many problems taking place, Dan was just thrilled that the person he was supposed to meet was actually there. I don't think it has occurred to Dan to ask him for the laptops.

This is just too unbelievable. happy crowd

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:06 am

Holy mackerel... they met up?!

Brilliant!

Seems like they're getting on like a house on fire.

Can you imagine?

Dan: "Hi, I'm Dan, how are you?"

ARK: "Hi Dan, I've been waiting for you. What's up?"

Dan: "Well, I kind of need a place to stay..."

ARK: "But I thought you were sent here by xxxxx?"

Dan: "Yeah... I was... but now I have no money. Can I stay with you?"

ARK: "Well... ummm... I don't really know you... but why not, and tomorrow we will tour the facility"

Dan: "Sounds great, got anything to eat?"

Laughing

Definitely get a photo.

Simply tell ARK that you don't believe him (or that whoever he is supposed to convince won't believe him) unless he proves it with a photo Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:16 pm

^^I'll bet that's just the way it happened. Stupid gits think they fool everybody.

ARK anyway is trying to convince Barr1st5r K0j0 (now well-known to be completely evil) that everything is real, and if he can't convince K0j0, then he'll go after all those German aristocrats to fund him without any American money. So, I guess the evil K0j0 just has to have that photo!

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:24 pm

Excellent backgound paving, Barry!
Obviously the photos are in the make (he always needs one day to develop them, so I guess it�s the familiar waterfalls tapestry soon again Laughing

), hopefully Dan and ARK shaking hands or so, both with terribly happy smiles...
Today only one short email, an answer to my yesterday�s :

Quote:

29. Nov. (22 Stunden)
Dear Ahm3d,

this is fantastic! At last things are going forward.

Did you take a photo of this historic meeting? Or one of just you and Mr. D4niel?

Gotta go. Yours, Chrys315

His answer some minutes ago :

Quote:

20:06 (Vor 12 Minuten)
yes
ahm3d

Hihihihihi... Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:51 pm

Could we get them to recreate the cover of 'Wish You Were Here'?
They could argue amongst themselves about who will be the burny one, but I reckon it would end up being Dan.

My only gripe with ladmeets is that the home lad can give the safari lad money to get home, as happened when my Seamugu met Jojo's Kevin in Accra.

Any chance of moving Dan further west? Maybe Interpol could use extraordinary rendition to deport Redshoes' Fxxxx to Cote D'Ivoire?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Roy, Interp0l could move F anywhere (and I think it's about time for F to be moved), but at this point I don't think Dan gives a rats ass about F. He's being a real rick about the whole thing. I believe he thinks he has struck gold with ARK, and Dan's not very good about concentrating on more than one thing at a time.

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:10 pm

@Roy: Just as you feared. Just in from ARK:

Quote:

Mr D4n1el was here and has a lot to tell you about Lim0bia He just left this evening with some support of money for his travel expenses back to his destination

This is not great for the Dan bait, but it does add to the damage and humiliation piling up on ARK.

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:41 pm

^^ Is this really true? Crying or Very sad

F***!!!!! So sorry... though it�s good when a lad takes money from another one, I do apologize that it went this way, spoiling the continuity of his Ghana safari... Embarassed

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 5

Over the past few days I've read all 20-odd pages of this scam, and kudos to all those involved in it! Very Happy

Couple of questions though - those who are calling him/them by phone, is it costing you much to do so? And I remember a while back that one of the objects of these games was to get these guys busted by their relevant authorities - is that no longer the case? Is the system so crooked that it's more productive just to waste these guys' time?

And just for my own deflated ego, I posted a 'spare letter' on the appropriate forum for a lad who said he's in London, but have had no replies - surely that would be a quick, law-involved caper - or are western lads a dime a dozen these days?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:24 am

Queenie wrote:

And just for my own deflated ego, I posted a 'spare letter' on the appropriate forum for a lad who said he's in London, but have had no replies - surely that would be a quick, law-involved caper - or are western lads a dime a dozen these days?

The lad you posted is not in London. The UK number provided belongs to Open Telecom. It's is a VoIP (Voice over Internet Protocol) telephone service, which the lad can access from anywhere.

Many surplus letters don't get "replies". Baiters just grab them and start baiting.
Why not give it a go and bait him?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 5

lotta wrote:

The lad you posted is not in London. The UK number provided belongs to Open Telecom. It's is a VoIP (Voice over Internet Protocol) telephone service, which the lad can access from anywhere.

Many surplus letters don't get "replies". Baiters just grab them and start baiting.
Why not give it a go and bait him?

Ahh - fair enough. Here I thought I'd struck it rich! Lousy scammers. Smile

I'm not confident enough to start baiting, and need to put as much time as possible into Real Life at the moment. But I'll keep cheering from the sidelines and bouncing their emails. For future reference, how does one find out things like origins of phone numbers?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:35 am

One Skype-minute to Nigeria from Germany is 20 cents, which is quite cheap when compared to the usual telephone costs but comparatively expensive though. One minute Ghana is 12,5 cents.
I do not know how many arrests are accomplished but sadly this seems to be relatively rare. (t�s not too easy to prove it, too. Lads complain just about everything and maybe sometimes they complain only that they have been questioned to show how damn honest they are...)

Nothing new from Dan so far. Hope the wedding pics arrive in the course of the day. The whole incident surprisingly does not seem to have damaged the mugus� belief in baiters� honesty, so I guess both stories can go on as before. it�s just bad that Dan is likely to travel to Benin City now, although this is not too certain, ARK only said something like"lent him money to travel to his destination".

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

MikeHawk wrote:

For one thing, I want to hear how ARK corrects me for the terrible way I've spelled the name of his friend Mr. Abdullah.

Why should he correct you on this? He has already changed the pronunciation of his own name to the way the rest of us pronounce it. I simply can not pronounce the names of frumpies character's, hence
"call me Chyrs, everyone does".

Very Happy

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