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Wheeled escape
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:20 pm |
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Hi What spoof names could you get away with the lads?
Regards Donal Rush |
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HellRyder
Pale Tracker
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:34 pm |
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Wheeled escape
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:40 pm |
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Hi hellryder
you quite rightly say bait safe but what danger is there if you dont show out |
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Wheeled escape
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:44 pm |
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I have tried to get the lads to use the code I AM NORFOLK n gOOD |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:46 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:46 pm |
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you quite rightly say bait safe but what danger is there if you dont show out
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You get a large, angry lad visiting you with a baseball bat.
Admittedly a long shot, but be aware that you aren't always dealing with a lone wolf. A lot of these lads work in organised international gangs who may have a contact near you. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Wheeled escape
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:52 pm |
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whats the chances of that and they would stick out like a sore thumb in the Shetlands Damm i have broken the cardinal rule of not telling the lads where i come from |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:59 pm |
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You can probably get away with just about any name, no matter how outrageous you think it is. Lads do not understand western humour at all. |
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HellRyder
Pale Tracker
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:02 pm |
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Wheeled escape wrote: |
Hi hellryder
you quite rightly say bait safe but what danger is there if you dont show out |
As Slightly said... an (unlikely yet) un-welcomed visit...
Wheeled escape wrote: |
have broken the cardinal rule of not telling the lads where i come from |
if that should happen to you, stop the bait, cease communications via that Email addy, create a new character, and re-bait from the beginning...
Remember points A and C in my first post... plenty of information there for you reading pleasure... there is no cost associated with the stickies, they are a free perk we provide our members... give it a try, I'm sure you'll like it... |
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Wheeled escape
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Joined: 29 Nov 2007
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:03 pm |
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Thank you watever
Whats the most outlandish you have got away with |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:06 pm |
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Kuhm Belcher |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:09 pm |
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Christopher Walken
I got away with that one for three safaris and a lot of pictures from the lad. He finally got half of a brain cell and decided to Google my name. He then told me he would not be part of my silly movie. Even after all he went through, he seemed to truly believe that Christopher Walken was baiting him. They just don't get it. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Wheeled escape
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:13 pm |
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How About Paul Skinback
Robin Meblind
the Russian Ivan huumpalot |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:16 pm |
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Those will work just fine. Trust me, they won't notice.
I have never had a mugu notice a made up name. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:17 pm |
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Not only is it likely names like that will fly over most lads' heads, but I've even seen examples where they've adopted them.
Given the going rate for a lad these days, why not answer a few and try to find the margins.
Nice to have you with us. |
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Wheeled escape
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Joined: 29 Nov 2007
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:22 pm |
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I am a monty python fan
and love the names
Mr GUMBY
Arthur Putie
Mr Creosote
AND MY FAVOURITE BICYCLE REPAIR MAN |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:33 pm |
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To:Ivor Swolin Gonad
Good day to you Gonad, I was contacted by the Powerball Mega Euro Company that i am to assist you in the clearance of your winning prize(Eight hundred and fifty thousand Euro). |
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- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:33 pm |
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Call yourself "Mr Bicycle Repairman" and you can guarantee that the lads won't even bat an eyelid.
I'm baiting as "Edgar Quimbeast" at the moment but it doesn't matter what I call myself as long as the lads believe I've got a bit of cash going their way. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:34 pm |
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Corne Tjukker
Also (for the cloggies) Douwe Egberts and Myrre Neuquer |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:37 pm |
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Again, they won't even recognize them. I don't even recognize a lot of them that you just listed. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:03 pm |
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How about 'Mr Whogivesa Foock'?
If they query it, just tell them that you are dickslecksick with numbers. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:56 pm |
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Fu Manchu
Pyle Sacash
Zara Thustra
Wayne Dwopp
Mickey Finn
(UK car company)
all tried and tested with lad approval - last one is a bait in progress |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:30 pm |
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The only silly one I have is Jock S Trap, but there is an ex-baiter passport that is very popular with the lads - Wan Qing. So if you're very lucky you could get to bait him. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:48 pm |
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I am currently baiting as: Hugh E. Rection. No lad has ever cared.
They just call me Mr. Rection and we ummm.... get down to business
The reason we use the odd ball names is for our own amusement and in case the lads decide "Oh, Mr. Rection was from the US, I'll start using that to sound better to US victims". Can you imagine how well that would work? |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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<---in lieu of a brownie. TS
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:55 pm |
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From Barrister Roy the other day...
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Hello thanks for you mail Snifma Yheast |
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Accra>Abidjan
Accra>Dakar
Accra>Lome
Cotonou>Abidjan
Cotonou>Accra
Cotonou>Lome
Lagos>Lome UHMMMMM OH MY GOD DADDY PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE HERE IN LOME i did not eat, take my bath nor brush my tooth
#1 Lagos>Cotonou> SH Parakou, #2 Lagos>SH Abuja HE REALLY SUFFERED AS I COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM AGAIN
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