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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:54 pm |
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And he wrote to me (well, one of me).
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ATTENTION:Mr.
I have Gone Through Your Email for some days now i have been thinking how to help you out and i have make enquires on the cost of your fund into your account and i find out that it will still cost you more money but i want to personally intervene but i don't want to breach the law because as an advocate i cannot do otherwise but to know how the fee will be sent to you to handle all the original documentation of your wire transfer before it will get into your account I want to know if you have replace your phone, if not resend it to me so that i can call you and explain in details what and how i want to help you out because i want you to provide your account so that i will send some money to you to settle all the expense and get your fund into your account through my directives and instructions I will be waiting for your urgent reply President Musa Umaru YaraduaPresident Federal Republic of Nigeria |
I was polite in return:
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Mr President,
To be honest, I don't remember writing to you, so that bit about going through my email has me stumped. Also, since I don't have a phone, I haven't ever replaced it.
But to get to cases - you want to help me get my money - I don't know if you can. Last word I received it was in a Benin bank (I've heard nothing from anyone at the NNPC or at the bank for over a week, BTW), which sorta puts it out of your reach.
Thank you for your concern.
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:18 pm |
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Kofi Annan wrote to me once too |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:14 pm |
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Yassir Arafat's widow dropped me a line this morning. Im glad she's doing well...that is save her complete lung cancer |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:51 pm |
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If he is the President can't he change the law so it won't be illegal any longer? |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:21 pm |
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At this end, I heard from former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volker yesterday.
Kofi Annan's written me too.
Now if only my state legislator would write back to me every time I voice my concerns. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:14 am |
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Ive had Paul Wolfowitz, and also the secretary to the president of Nigeria. I could tell because of his email address [email protected] |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:54 am |
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^^^
Now that's odd. I really don't know why the President's secretary would have a Hotmail account, when the man himself uses the French Yahoo! mail service:
It's complicated when you reach the top of the tree, obviously. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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Final Boss
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 100
Location: Ireland
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:47 am |
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The Nigerian finance minister email me to help with his 'fund'. |
_________________ THE SON OF ARM ROBER,HAVE YOU SEEN THE COURSE LAID ON YOU AND YOUR GENERATIONS.THERE IS NO GOING BACK ABOUT IT.HERE IS IT FOR YOU
f you ever mail me again i will go straight to the police and trust me theyll get you.-joshua manvell |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:31 pm |
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The Secretary-General on the UN wrote to :
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ATTN ELIZA
DUE TO THE INVENTION OF WAR AND POLITICAL CRISIS IN COTE D' IVOIRE, WE TOOK A DECISION TO GO INTO THE COUNTRY BANKING INDUSTRY ,WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE MONEY THEY HAVE TO TRANSFER INTERNATIONAL, HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO THERE OWNERS, WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE ALEGAL TRANSACTION WITH MR MICHEAL JOHNSON, WE WILL PROTECT YOUR INTREST IN THIS TRANSACTION AND WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT AS SOON AS YOU PAY THIS FEE TO MR EDDY IFEANYI ISA THAT THEY WILL TRANSFAR THIS MONEY TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY, DO NOT , DO NOT SEND THIS FEE TO , YOU ONLY HAVE TO SEND IT TO MR , AND AS SOON AS YOU SEND THIS FEE TO HIM YOU HAVE TO SEND BACK THE INFORMATION YOU USED IN SENDING THIS FEE BACK TO US AND TO MR MICHEAL JOHNSON,
-SECRETARY-GENERAL
BAN KI-MOON
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She replied:
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I really, really respect the United Nations, but f*ck me � haven't you got an actual JOB to do? Like, say, Darfur? |
He never wrote back... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Templeton Peck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Posts: 81
Location: Still trying to escape from the Military Stockade
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:37 pm |
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a few weeks back, i received an email telling me that i was needed to impersote Saddam Hussein's Brother.........
Do you think he wrote to me because i am Templeton Peck - master of diguise?
TP |
_________________ Ades0 Agb0ngwa - Lagos to Budapest - 2972 miles
Fake Websites Killed - x 1
Bank Accounts Reported - x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1
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MontyPython
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 4
Location: Right behind you
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Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:17 am |
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You are so lucky. All my lad is doing is talking to the lousy vice president. And i haven't even got to meet him yet. |
_________________ I've been the mayor of that city. |
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