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Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 28

Ok it starts:

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Dear,

I am Koffi Ado, the only son of late Dr Paul Ado,who was an exporter and importer of crude oil and gold gems. He died as a result of brief illness,but before his death,he called my attention beside his sick bed and gave me some informations with a document covering $10million which he deposited in my name as a next of kin,in a private security treasure office in London.

I am only 22years,i do not have any experience of handling/investing such an amount.Therefore,I humbly seek for your consent to assist me claim my inheritance from the security treasure office in London and invest it properly in your country.

You will take 30% of the total sum for your assistance,while 5% is for any expenses that may incure during the claim,Then you will keep 65% for me.

Note:The security treasure office in London do not know that the content of the treasure deposited by my late father in their vault is cash($10million);because it is against the European law to deposit such an amount in a security house.

That's why the $10million was packaged in a trunk box by my late father and deposited in the security treasure office in London as Family treasure.

I have the code number and other other information you'll need to make the claim.

Please i am looking forward to hear from you,so as to give you the contacts of the security treasure office in London,for you to contact and arrange with them for the release of the treasure to you.

Thanks and God bless,

Yours faithfully,

Koffi Ado.

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from xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx hide details Nov 24 (4 days ago)
to Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxx>
date Nov 24, 2007 4:09 PM
subject Re: Message
mailed-by xxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'll help you get that money

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Dear Sir,

Thanks for your reply. I am happy that you are interested to help me.

I will need the following for the security company where the consignment is deposited before they can attend to you.

1.your name and address

2,your company name and address

3,occupation

4.country of origin

4. Telephone and fax nos.

5.age

I shall direct you to the security company to enable them do the changes for the ownership in your name once I have the above information.

Fond Regards

KOFFI

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to Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
date Nov 25, 2007 9:13 AM
subject Re: Message
mailed-by xxxxxxxxxxxxx

1.your name and address - *bullshit*

2,your company name and address - *bullshit*

3,occupation - * more bullshit*

4.country of origin *yadayadayada*

4. Telephone and fax nos. fake voicemail
5.age *bullshit*

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Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
date Nov 25, 2007 5:35 PM
subject Re: Message

no reply?

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Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> hide details Nov 26 (2 days ago)
to Papilloma Warte <xxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 26, 2007 7:13 AM
subject Message
mailed-by hotmail.com

Attn; xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dear sir,
I called you through the phone number :(xxx)xxx-xxxx but it rang without any one to pick it.
My telephone number is + 233-24-517-0442 (KOFFI ADO).
I shall expect your update from the security company.
Fond regards

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xxxxxxxxxxx <xxxxxxxxxx> hide details Nov 26 (2 days ago)
to Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
date Nov 26, 2007 8:21 AM
subject Re: Message
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Young Koffi,

I just tried calling your number and when it rang, my cell phone battery died. Unfortunately, the phone in my house broke as well. I have to wait for my shopping service to pick me up another one, but they won't be around for another couple of days. We will need to continue to communicate via email or have the security contact me as such.

Mr. xxxxxxxxxxx

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from Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> hide details Nov 26 (2 days ago)
to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 26, 2007 8:57 AM
subject Message
mailed-by hotmail.com

Ok try to fix your phone .Alternatively you can use your cell phone to call me.
Meanwhile i will still expect updates from the security company.
fond regards

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hide details Nov 26 (2 days ago)
xxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 26, 2007 9:08 AM
subject Re: Message
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I will let you know when my phone is fixed. My cell phone battery takes an entire day to charge. I will probably be able to use it by tommorow.

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
DEAR SIR,
I have received a letter from the security company demanding me to send to them a letter of authorization and the certificate of deposite.

I have sent the requirements to the security company.
Attached herewith is copy of the deposite certificate for your perusal.
Regards
koffi

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to Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
date Nov 26, 2007 2:07 PM
subject Re: Message
mailed-by xxxxxxxxx

thank you Koffi.

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Koffi Ado xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx hide details Nov 27 (1 day ago)
to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 27, 2007 6:06 PM
subject RE: Message
mailed-by hotmail.com

Attn, xxxxxxxxxx

I have been expecting feedback either from you or the storage company.

Today is almost gone and I hope that they will give us update tomorrow.

Fond regards

koffi

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to Koffi Ado xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 27, 2007 6:26 PM
subject Re: Message

Ok, I will be waiting.

- Mr. xxxxxxxxxxx

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Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> hide details 5:29 am (14 hours ago)
to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 28, 2007 5:29 AM
subject RE: Message

OK.LET US HOPE FOR
FOR GOOD NEWS.

OK now this is where the fun starts Laughing

My dealings with the security company:

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royal securities <[email protected]> am (10 hours ago)
to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 28, 2007 9:11 AM
subject Re: ROYAL SECURITY AND STORAGE COMPANY LTD.

Attn: xxxxxxxx
Dear sir,

This is informing you that the lawyer at the London high court did the notary today.

Attached is the copy of the notary. With this you have been legally empowered to act as the next of kin for the claim of the consignment.

However you are required to send the legal charges for the lawyer.
The total amount involved is 356.00 (three hundred and fifty six pounds sterling only.This is the lawyers charge for the notary and legal stamp duty.

The lawyer is supposed to get a back up letter from the ministry of justice before this company can be allowed by the central vault where this consignment is deposited by us on your behalf to take possession of the consignment for your claim.

Therefore try to send the legal fees to the lawyer through this medium. Western union money transfer:

NAME: MR.JUDE HOMES
ADDRESS: LONDON UNITED KINGDOM
AMOUNT INVOLVED; 256 POUND STERLINGS.

Secondly you will require coming to London for the signing and collection of this consignment.

Please let us know when you will be in London so that we can make arrangement to meet with you upon arrival at that London airport.

We thank you for choosing us to serve you.

Yours faithfully

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Now for the cell phone-minute-burn technique Laughing

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to royal securities <[email protected]>
date Nov 28, 2007 9:17 AM
subject Re: ROYAL SECURITY AND STORAGE COMPANY LTD

Excellent!!! Thank you for the document. Now what I need from you is this:

I need you to call this number
(My Internet VoiceMailbox)
and leave an audible verification of the attached document on my
voicemail. You must read it very SLOWLY and CLEARLY so that I will be
able to discern every word. You should do it twice or 3 times just to
be sure because if I cannot make out any words, then you will need to
do it over. Please get back to me when this is done and I will check.
thank you

Mr. XXXXXXXX

Then:

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to royal securities <[email protected]>
date Nov 28, 2007 9:23 AM
subject Re: ROYAL SECURITY AND STORAGE COMPANY LTD.

Wait this needs to be done over!! It's an absolute botch job! Why is
the border covering up the word "proven"??????!!!! This nullifies it's
validity!!!! You need to do it again. And you better leave that
voicemail that I asked for!!!!

tsk tsk tsk - had to break it to the poor kid Wink

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Koffi,

I am sorry to tell you this, but your security company are a bunch of
imcompetent buffoons. They need to redo the paperwork because they
botched it up. I'll let you know when they fixed it.

Mr.xxxxxxxxx

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from Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> hide details 10:16 am (9 hours ago)
to xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 28, 2007 10:16 AM
subject RE: Message
mailed-by hotmail.com

Can you take it easy and explain to me what happen.
Koffi

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Attn: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx,

In as much as I do not exactly what you are talking about concerning the document you said that you had received from the security company.

I will like us tread softly because mind you that they do not know the exact content of the consignment and I would not like you to do something that may warrant them not to happy with you when you goes to meet them for the claim.

You should understand that the document is from the court and I suggest that you have to accept it so far as the court has recognized you as my next of kin.

Do not allow anything to distract us from our primary aims.

I shall expect your reply.

Fond Regards

Koffi.

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hide details 4:27 pm (3� hours ago)
to Koffi Adoxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 28, 2007 4:27 PM
subject Re: Message

Not to worry, I am waiting for them to rectifiy the situation. I will
let you know when this is done.

The security company was not happy with my terms:

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royal securities <[email protected]> hide details 9:49 am (10 hours ago)
to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 28, 2007 9:49 AM
subject Re: ROYAL SECURITY AND STORAGE COMPANY LTD.

Attn: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dear Sir,
It is absolutely un professional for what you asked us to do. We have done what is required from us professionally according the rules and ethics of our job.

Therefore there is no way you should compel me to make a voice call to dictate words on the document as if a class teacher is ditching out a school assignment.

The most important thing is that you have received copy of the scanned document for the notary.
Please treat this matter with utmost sincerity of purpose so that we can give to you the very best of our services.

You can call my office tell; no: 44-703-189-7415.

Yours truly

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xxxxxxxxxxxxx<xxxxxx> hide details 4:28 pm (3� hours ago)
to royal securities <[email protected]>
date Nov 28, 2007 4:28 PM
subject Re: ROYAL SECURITY AND STORAGE COMPANY LTD.

Then forget it, the deal is off!

Mr. xxxxxxxxxx

Now I have to tell poor little Koffi some more bad news......

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hide details 4:48 pm (3 hours ago)
to Koffi Ado xxxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 28, 2007 4:48 PM
subject Re: Message

Koffi,

I am terribly sorry, but the security company will not cooperate with
my terms, so I am afraid that this transaction will have to be
cancelled. I would either call the security company and have them
cooperate with me, or find a different security company. I am sorry
that this didn't work out.

Mr. xxxxxxxxxx

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Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxxxx
hide details 6:56 pm (1 hour ago)
to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
date Nov 28, 2007 6:56 PM
subject RE: Message
mailed-by hotmail.com

Attn: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dear Sir,

Your message is noted, I am still confused with what you want to do. There is no way we can change to a new security company. The consignment has been under the care of royal security company London. So if I may ask you what role is a new security company supposed to play?. We are dealing with one consignment and not two.

I called the security to know exactly what the matter is all about. They complained that the lawyer did this notary and it is the lawyer who submitted the document to them. But finally we agreed that they should tell the lawyer what you have said so that he can take the paper back to the court tomorrow to rectify the anomalies and they have accepted my suggestion as a wise decision.

Please bear with them to do the right thing but the manner of approach is what matters. This is chance in my life’s time; therefore I plead for everyone’s careful understanding. We have to avoid taking any hard decision because I am going to be at the receiving end.

I shall expect your reply.

Fond Regards
Koffi

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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hide details 7:01 pm (1 hour ago)
to Koffi Ado <xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
date Nov 28, 2007 7:01 PM
subject Re: Message
mailed-by gmail.com

Koffi,

I will wait patiently for the lawyer and the security company to
complete the correct procedures.

Mr. xxxxxxxxxx

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 28

Gotcha

Really looks much better. thanks

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:12 am

Don't you just love lad spelling and grammar..

xxxxxxxxxxx of the United States DULLY Maintained..

Well it is a bit of a boring task.

And a high court of England that can't spell affadavit...LOL

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