Time to play "slap the lawyer"

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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:17 am

It's my favorite game! Laughing

I swear that some of these lads really start to believe their own characters. It's amazing how huffy they can get. I decided it was time to cut this one down to size after his response today. It seems he expected me to be a little more excited over all the documents he Fedexed at great expense...

lad with hurt feelings wrote:

MUST CONFESS THAT YOUR RECENT ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE TRANSACTION IS NOT ENCOURAGING. I EXPECTED YOU TO FIRST APPRECIATE MY EFFORT IN SECURING AND SENDING YOU THE DOCUMENTS BEFORE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TWO DOCUMENTS THAT ARE NOT INCLUDED.

I just set him straight:

my character wrote:

I'm terribly sorry if I hurt your delicate feelings by not getting all excited over your efforts, but I fail to see why I should sit in appreciative awe of your incompetence. I expect a higher level of professionalism.

You are very thin-skinned for a lawyer. Pull up your big boy pants and deal with it. Big babies make poor lawyers.

I will appreciate the quality of your work when you render some work of quality. In the meantime, stop whining and do your job.

It's time he realizes my character may be filthy rich, but she's also a real ball-buster... Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Juan, that's no way to illicit a nice reply from him Laughing

, lets see how thick his skin is after that one Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:35 am

After going to the expense of sending you the documents I am sure he'll cave.

I can never understand lad logic. They always get upset when you complain that the task they were required to do wasn't completed in full. Ermm... good morning mugu... if you ask for 10 documents and get 7 it is NOT completed.

What kind of service do you know of that is just satisfied with sending a few of the documents, not all of them? Rolling Eyes

It's really rather pathetic and shows just how lazy they are. Always good fun slapping/firing the lawyer. Keep us updated on this one Juan! Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:09 pm

Really nice slap, Juan! I might borrow a few phrases when I slap my next lawyer. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:23 pm

Love it! I just had to slap my own barrister, T0ny M4rk, who emailed a form he wanted me to fill out to claim my winnings:

<smackdown on>

"Dear Mr. M4rk,

That's sounds like a load of bullshit to me. Every lawyer I have ever used here in the US of A has their office staff fill out any forms needed for any of my business. I think I will look for another lawyer or pick up the winnings in person on one of my business trips. If you can't handle a simple form for me, you probably are not such a good lawyer. If you think you can handle a simple form for me then I will be glad to email you the particulars to fill in the details. I guess I could ask my secretary to fill this form out but I don't want her to laugh at me when she hears I hired a pathetic lawyer that won't do it. She's good in bed so I have to keep her happy you know. So what's it going to be? Can your office handle simple forms for clients or not?"

<smackdown off>

LW

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:04 pm

Quote:

She's good in bed

Great line there, and a nice slap overall!

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