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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:17 am |
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It's my favorite game! I swear that some of these lads really start to believe their own characters. It's amazing how huffy they can get. I decided it was time to cut this one down to size after his response today. It seems he expected me to be a little more excited over all the documents he Fedexed at great expense...
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MUST CONFESS THAT YOUR RECENT ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE TRANSACTION IS NOT ENCOURAGING. I EXPECTED YOU TO FIRST APPRECIATE MY EFFORT IN SECURING AND SENDING YOU THE DOCUMENTS BEFORE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TWO DOCUMENTS THAT ARE NOT INCLUDED. |
I just set him straight:
my character wrote: |
I'm terribly sorry if I hurt your delicate feelings by not getting all excited over your efforts, but I fail to see why I should sit in appreciative awe of your incompetence. I expect a higher level of professionalism.
You are very thin-skinned for a lawyer. Pull up your big boy pants and deal with it. Big babies make poor lawyers.
I will appreciate the quality of your work when you render some work of quality. In the meantime, stop whining and do your job. |
It's time he realizes my character may be filthy rich, but she's also a real ball-buster... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:20 am |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:35 am |
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After going to the expense of sending you the documents I am sure he'll cave.
I can never understand lad logic. They always get upset when you complain that the task they were required to do wasn't completed in full. Ermm... good morning mugu... if you ask for 10 documents and get 7 it is NOT completed.
What kind of service do you know of that is just satisfied with sending a few of the documents, not all of them?
It's really rather pathetic and shows just how lazy they are. Always good fun slapping/firing the lawyer. Keep us updated on this one Juan! |
_________________ x36 x6 x2 x10 x5 x4 x6 x8 x2 x2 x11 x3 x3 x13 x3 x2 x3 x3 x2 x4 x2 x2 x2 x4 x3 x3 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2
1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:09 pm |
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Really nice slap, Juan! I might borrow a few phrases when I slap my next lawyer. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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lottowinner
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 161
Location: I see you shiver with antici... pation.
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:23 pm |
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Love it! I just had to slap my own barrister, T0ny M4rk, who emailed a form he wanted me to fill out to claim my winnings:
<smackdown on>
"Dear Mr. M4rk,
That's sounds like a load of bullshit to me. Every lawyer I have ever used here in the US of A has their office staff fill out any forms needed for any of my business. I think I will look for another lawyer or pick up the winnings in person on one of my business trips. If you can't handle a simple form for me, you probably are not such a good lawyer. If you think you can handle a simple form for me then I will be glad to email you the particulars to fill in the details. I guess I could ask my secretary to fill this form out but I don't want her to laugh at me when she hears I hired a pathetic lawyer that won't do it. She's good in bed so I have to keep her happy you know. So what's it going to be? Can your office handle simple forms for clients or not?"
<smackdown off>
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_________________ Thanks for your mail, but we do not have this time for little children like you and about to fail people, R1CH4RD 4BR4H4M
I want to let you know that every fee you pay to your lawyer here in Nigeria is a scam, And also will advice you to stop dealing with them for your own good. U5M4N 5H4M5UD33N |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:04 pm |
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Great line there, and a nice slap overall! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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