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Marvinator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Posts: 775
Location: Nashville TN
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:02 pm |
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Thought I'd share this with you all.
One of my first baits was the simple "Send me money, you get millions" bait, so I got to the point of sending a Western Union Payment. In order to facilitate this, I needed the standard question and answer for the security section. Never one to give the lad everything they needed, I liked then to be vague. When all was said and done, it read like an old Abbot and Costello routine. I've gleaned it from the emails and it went like this:
ME: I'm ready to send via Western Union, so what's the question?
Lad: What question?
ME: Exactly.
Lad: I don't know question unless you tell me!
ME: What's the question?
Lad: What question?
ME: Exactly.
Lad: You are making me angry! What are you asking me for?
ME: What question? What is the question?
Lad: I don't know how to answer that.
ME: I'll need that too.
Lad: Need what?
ME: Yes and also the answer.
Lad: You are not making sense. I will not play these games. Ask me the question or not!
ME: What is the question?
Lad: How can I give answer to question I don't know?
ME: If you would give me the question we could both decide on the answer.
Lad: How can I ask the question if I dont' know the question?
ME: Good. Now what's the answer?
Lad: What you mean good? What's good?
ME: Don't change the question on me.
Lad: I don't change question, I ask what you mean when you say good!
ME: Good question. Now all I need is the answer.
Lad: What's the question?
ME: How can I ask a question if I don't know the question?
Lad: You are playing games with questions and answers!
ME: We haven't decided on the answer yet.
Lad: Answer to what?
ME: Answer to the question. I need both.
Lad: Both what?
ME: If you're going to play games, let's start over. What's the question?
I stopped hearing from him after that. I think maybe his head exploded. |
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:06 pm |
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hilarious! but i think it caused my brain to explode as well |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:13 pm |
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BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Too funny. I can only imagine his frustration.  |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:18 pm |
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That is one of the funniest things I've ever read! ROFL! I just read it to my office mate here at work, and we are falling down laughing. Stop it! My stomach hurts!!!
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:21 pm |
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Marvinator, that was absolutely priceless Thanks for the laugh! |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Location: Lost in L-Space
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:30 pm |
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So Marv, Who's on first? |
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:32 pm |
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So, what was the question?????? |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:36 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:36 pm |
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That really made me laugh. Good stuff! |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:39 pm |
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Hilarious Marvinator! I'm a big fan of the original "who's on first". |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:53 pm |
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I love the smell of fried brain |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:21 pm |
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Haha! Priceless! lololololololol..... |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:44 pm |
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That was great |
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Shagnasty
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 81
Location: On a learning curve.
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@TheGreatOok
I've no idea......no he's on third |
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