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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:51 pm |
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This must be true, it came from UNITED NATIONS DELEGATION ON FRAUD
VICTIMS COMPENSATION.
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ATTN: SIR ,
SUBJECT: USD1.5M COMPENSATION PAYMENT APPROVAL IN YOUR FAVOUR
SIR,
I HAVE BEEN APPOINTED AS THE UNITED NATIONS DELEGATION OFFICER ON COMPENSATION OF FINANCIAL FRAUD VICTIMS IN AFRICA .
AND AUTHORIZED TO PAY 100 NIGERIAN SCAM VICTIMS US$1.5M EACH. YOU ARE LISTED AND APPROVED FOR THIS COMPENSATION AS ONE OF THE SCAMED VICTIMS.
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO AVOID FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH THE SENSELESS SCAMERS BECAUSE THE INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT ARE KEEPING DOG WATCH OVER ANY MAIL YOU ARE SENDING OUT.
IT HAS BEEN VERIFIED THAT ALMOST ALL THE FINANCIAL FRAUD CRIME AROUND THE WORLD HAS ROOTED MOSTLY IN NIGERIA .
IN EFFORT TO IMPROVE THIS RECORD DURING THE LAST U.N. MEETING HELD AT ABUJA NIGERIA ,THE NIGERIAN PRESIDENT, ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YAR ADUA HAS OWNED UP TO THIS AND HAS ACCEPTED FULL RESPONSIBILITY AND PROMISED TO COMPENSATE ALL VICTIMS OF FINANCIAL FRAUD AROUND THE WORLD WITH MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF US$1.5M EACH.
I HAVE BEEN AUTHORIZED TO ARRANGE THE IMMEDIATE DISBURSEMENT OF FRAUD VICTIMS APPROVED COMPENSATION THROUGH ANY BANK IN AFRICA CONVENIENT TO ME ON BEHALF OF NIGERIA AND AFRICA IN GENERAL.
I WILL ARRANGE FOR THE IMMEDIATE PAYMENT OF YOUR APPROVED COMPENSATION AS SOON AS I RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION FROM YOU:
A. YOUR FULL NAMES AND MAILLING ADDRESS
B. OCCUPATION AND POSITION HELD
C. RELIGION
D. CEL PHONE /FAX NUMBERS
E. FULL BANKING PARTICULARS OF EITHER EXISTING BANK ACCOUNT OR
A COMPLETELY NEW AND EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT.
NOTE THAT YOUR PARTICULARS WAS MENTIONED BY ONE OF THE FRAUD SYNDICATE RECENTLY ARRESTED IN ONE OF THE AFRICAN COUNTRIES, AS ONE OF THEIR VICTIM HENCE, THIS COMPENSATION APPROVAL WAS MADE IN YOUR FAVOUR.
BE WARNED NOT TO DUPLICATE THIS MESSAGE TO ANYBODY FOR ANY REASON.THE U. S .A SECRET SERVICES AND UK METROPOLITAN POLICE ARE ALREADY ON THE TRACE OF THE CRIMINALS
YOUR QUICK RESPONSE IS ANTICIPATED.
CONGRATULATIONS!.
DR.JAMES.W.FRANCIS |
I shall be applying at once...
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Oh thank God, I had given up ever seeing my money again. I lost
$75,000 to Professor Charles Soludo, what can I do?
Roy Cr0pper
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Bullwinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:01 pm |
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FULL BANKING PARTICULARS OF EITHER EXISTING BANK ACCOUNT OR
A COMPLETELY NEW AND EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT. |
I know that I frequently open bank accounts with no money and leave them empty! |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:09 pm |
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ROMISED TO COMPENSATE ALL VICTIMS OF FINANCIAL FRAUD AROUND THE WORLD WITH MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF US$1.5M EACH. |
Pfft. Is that all? I hope that's open to negotiation. The US dollar aint what it used to be. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:29 pm |
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BE WARNED NOT TO DUPLICATE THIS MESSAGE TO ANYBODY FOR ANY REASON. |
Jeez, Roy, can't you read? You'd better delete your post quickly or you will be in big trouble! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:21 pm |
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....BECAUSE THE INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT ARE KEEPING DOG WATCH OVER ANY MAIL YOU ARE SENDING OUT. .... |
That means "they" are only mointoring my emails between 1600 - 2000 in their time zone....Whew!!!
I guess I'll just have to send my emails to the "senseless scammers" during another time window! |
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"...It is in the light of the above-mentioned person with the fact that he died of testate..." - Barrister T3ddy J0hns0n
"...you make me stupid to the people ...no time to wast you better go and see your doctor because l think your lack of stickiness." _Dr. Usman Bello
"Sir I sworn an oath as a legal luminary to defend your cause in all ramification from the armpit of the law" - Barr. W4k4r4 Iss4c
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Click here to help your lad miss his scam quota |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:03 pm |
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Hmm, I wonder how my lad, - from the U.N COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS, will feel about this? I'm only getting $500,00 back from him. |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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