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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:11 pm

First ruddy email (apart from the one via faceparty) and I get;

Quote:

I already prepare for my documents to travel to your country. It is
necessary to solve only a few problems and I think, that in 3-4 week I shall arrive to London.

So. Apart from the hot pics this is going to be a short piece of fun!

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:22 pm

Hmm, she works fast!

Mind you, my current vlad mentioned in her first email that she was having to go to a translation agency (Ker-ching!) as she couldn't speak English very well. I envisaged that this agency would need fees paying quite soon, but the sordid subject of cash still hasn't raised its head 2 weeks in.

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:39 pm

^^^ Mugatu,

It's not Elena is it?

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:58 pm

No Murry, it's Marina. The one I put in my siggy line nearly 2 weeks ago now. \/ \/

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:10 pm

Cough... look fellas, this is my Yana thread. She is hotter than your vlad offerings so please take this elsewhere and concentrate on important things. Ie my baits!

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:30 pm

(Suitably chastised).

Yana is indeed hotter than my vlad. And quicker at asking for cash.

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:30 pm

Sorry Tasman, you are of course right, Embarassed

where were we?

Oh yes, your Vlad does have a very nice picture unlike our scanky translation scammers.

Care to share with some old friends? Wink

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:41 pm

Yep. Let me get another reply and then I will get an address out there!

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:00 pm

My vlad has written...

Quote:

I promise you, that I shall not ask you
any money. If I shall have any problems with money I shall ask the help of my cousine, you see
she to native me of the person and I can then give her back all money that I'll borrow from her.

I am guessing she will need some help, but she has also mentioned how Russians have a bad reputation. VERY upfront I'd say! Anyone seen this before and knows how they get back to money?

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:09 pm

Something will go wrong with her cousine or she will ask for bank account details to deposit money into your bank account, may also send checks.

Just a hunch, check my post as best as I can remember "maria wants to come to your country" it was just before the first DDOS attack so shouldn't be too far away

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:05 pm

Ah yes, I remember. One of my last vlads needed me to open an account so she could show that her website could accept foreign payments. Brilliant. No sign of any business interests here yet...

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:05 pm

We are an international community so does anyone recognise the restuarant by the menu on the table..?

Part of me thinks it is a Brazilian style chorascoria (sorry about the spelling) but someone might know.

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:32 pm

More help needed with my vlad (she says the restaurant is in the Crimea but still need help with that) with her lates pic. I don't have the ability to write fake so I left the part for review and something for Murray.

In the UK the ring on her left hand means she is married at the very least engaged. But in Russia?

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:38 pm

Opposite hand in Russia.

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:02 pm

Phew! You can imagine what a relief that is to me wayne! This is going well here. She is making the boldmove of selling her house to be together. Hell! I'm going to buy it!

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:13 pm

Hey, Tasman,
Read this. Then look at your girlfriends hands . . . . . and get really confused.

Quote:

Russians call "engagement rings" the rings that the couple exchanges during the wedding ceremony. The two buy them together; the groom pays; this is the necessary part of the wedding tradition. Russian engagement rings are in reality just plain wedding bands of gold, without diamonds or stones, and they wear them on the RIGHT hand on the finger next to the "pinky". (An "engagement ring" on the LEFT hand on the same finger will mean for Russians that the person is divorced or widowed, i.e. is not currently married but was married before.)

Quote source:
http://www.womenrussia.com/wedding.htm

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:38 pm

So, she has loved and lost before... I am looking at Murray here... he dies in every bait these days so I am fairly sure it is him. On the brighter side (for me) she is over you mate!

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:12 pm

Of course there's no reason why you shouldn't accuse her of already being married. Little mistakes like this are a great way of getting your vlad off script Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:29 pm

Wayne... someone like me doesn't jointly write the proposed love sticky with Murray and not already have that slipped in... tssk!

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:50 pm

Maybe you should write a section about ways to slap your pet. I'm sure I can keep the tea flowing while you work on it. Of course, you could just say that ANYTHING is worth slapping for, even if it's a mistake on your part. I once slapped a lad for 3 days solid for filling in eye color as "black" on a form.

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:17 pm

Did somebody say Murry? Surprised

The girl may well be somewhat westernised, where I come from it doesn't seem to matter what rings are worn on which finger these days.

How and when to slap by Tasman Wink

sounds good, if it is half as good as the work which now seems to bear Wayne's name it should be very informative.

BTW, I have only died myself once and never on a vlad, I do like the idea of killing off my charactor in a bait as it can turn the bait arround completely and leave you completely in charge of where you go, Vlads dont seem to care emough to try it on but maybe one of my curent vlads will so I can try it.