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Eddie Haskell
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 3
Location: cincinnati, ohio, usa
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:22 pm |
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Hello:
New guy here. Having fun with my first scammer. Fellow counselor at law, Barrister Alexis Burton. Didn't know if anyone else here has retained the good advocates services to recover millions. Was kind enough to inform me that I inherited 63.8 million dollars as a result of the unfortunate demise of the late Lawrence Smith in 1999. Apparently a distant relative of mine.
I'm somewhat along in my getting the appropriate documents and monies ($25,000.00) to the barrister when we've run into some snags. The check I sent in that amount has not yet been delivered to him at the following address:
Barrister Alexis Burton
Krikler & Associates
London, England
Due to the amount of the check and the international "rattatouille" that it would cause, I cannot stop payment on the check until my banker, Ladanian Tomlinson of Chlamydia National Bank, returns from holiday on Monday from the Montana coast.
I told him not to worry about payment that I run a succesful tripe and dental floss business here in the states and am, in all humility, quite well "endowed".
This is a lot of fun.
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:40 pm |
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Welcome here, you're doing great already. Read a bit and ask a bit and you'll be fine, some are born baiters  Stay safe and maybe get a mentor anyway just for when you are at a dead point and need some input.
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Eddie Haskell
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 3
Location: cincinnati, ohio, usa
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 10:49 pm |
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Thanks Bill. I know I will need some help as this goes on. It's great though, I'm sitting here laughing my ass off as I'm thinking of things to try and get this guy to do. I asked him if I should get my attorney's involved (Art Garfunkel of Simon & Garfunkel). No response yet.
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"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:12 pm |
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Yes they can be great fun and entertainment, did you read the stickies about safe baiting? That's the important part of the game, the rest stops where your imagination stops Have fun |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:06 am |
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Welcome to Eater 
Here's the link to sign up for a mentor as Bill2 suggested. Mentors help you a lot in the beginning and even after months of baiting. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:48 am |
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Hi Edie and welcome
You should have a message in your pm box with heaps of helpful information. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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OldBaglady
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:24 am |
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LOL! Does anyone else here know where Eddie Haskel's name comes from? I love it! Welcome Eddie. Are you still hanging with Wally and Lumpy?
Love your sig., too! |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:16 am |
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Thanks! Now I cant get the damn theme song out of my head!
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:54 am |
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June: "Ward, you were a little rough on the beaver last night, don't you think?" |
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Bullwinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:46 am |
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Welcome Eddie.
Have fun and make sure you give the scammers NO mercy. |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:07 pm |
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"Goodmorning Mrs. Cleaver, what a lovely dress!"
(Welcome Eddiie, fellow buckeye!) |
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Stellar
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 1
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:32 pm |
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I'm also a new guy, hi everyone, and it seems our scammer might be the same person.
I have the same scam - but the Barrister name is Barrister Dalton Wilfred of England.
So far, we've had some interactions and he sent me his photoshopped diploma from the esteemed "Wales School of Law"...I cant believe that isn't legitimate!!!
But, alas, I think I lost him when I asked him to take a digital picture of the diploma itself and send it my way...I haven't received anything since. I'm going to send him something later today to see if he responds.
But, I just wanted to say hello... |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:01 pm |
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Hi Stellar, welcome here, get a mentor and read up a bit, questions are always welcome too. Others will jump inhere with the right link if you can't find them to get a mentor
Have fun and bait safe |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:31 pm |
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Hi Eddie and Stellar. Welcome to eater!
Make sure you don't do any creepy things to the lads, Eddie. And don't be a real square...  |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:55 pm |
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Welcome Eddie and Stellar. May your baiting careers be long and prosperous. |
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BattleHawk77
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 609
Location: 7.2° N, 5.9° E, FL410, Heading 230, aboard Striker 419
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:35 pm |
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I add my welcome to the newcomers.
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