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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:43 am |
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In yesterday from the Port Harcourt Prat:
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Dear Mr. ******
How are you doing today?..Hope all is well?..Sequel to my last mail.Iam still waiting for your response on the issued raised in it.It is important I know the true position of things.Rightnow,Iam seeking for visa into the United states and the Bahamas.I don't know how long the process is going to take.But I just pray one of the visa is granted before the 31st December,2007.Anyway,just incase there is delay,I want to know if you still get me an extension bearing in mind that my driver's license will be expiring on the 31st of December,2007.I look forward to your urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.
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Dear Mr Smith,
Thank you for your email. Before I commence with a further application for extension, I just need to bring your attention to the matter of legal costs. As you know, a modern legal company incurs large costs in the course of every legal action or proceeding, and so far the costs in this case have accumulated to fairly significant degree. I have always waived these previously in your case, as I was a friend of the Pott family and there was the certaintly of the company's costs being met on completion of your inheritance transfer, but before commencing to apply for another extension I must ensure that you will indeed be able to collect the inheritance before the next completion date. Each failure is very costly, and a further waste of the court's valuable time and resources.
You should therefore be absolutely certain of your ability to travel to the USA or the Bahamas to receive your inheritance before I apply for another extension. You should provide me with a date by which you will be travelling to either. On receipt of these, I will approach our managerial and shareholders committee to ask for further deferrence of payment.
I hope you are well.
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:47 pm |
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Eddie-boy wrote back to me today as well. He's actually filled out Peanut's visa forms!
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Iam very sorry for the long absence.You maybe wondering what is taking me long to send back the forms.Like I told you earlier,I've been battling with Typhoid Fever.I've finished filling the forms.But I've not attached the passport and the photograph of my house to the form,because I want to know the exact measurment of both the passport and house photograph to be attached.I filled the forms with Pencil not Pen,so that it will be easier for me to correct mistakes.I hope there is nothing wrong with filling the form with pencil..The filled forms will be sent back to as attachments to your mails.I don't know how to use PTDF to attach files,so the forms will be sent to you one after the other.It may not be in sequence starting from tommorrow.Please,I want you to bear with me.I look forward to your response.
God Bless You.
Edward Smith. |
I think I'll have to wait until after he's sent all 100 pages, one by one, before I tell him that pencil is absolutely not acceptable because it's too easily altered. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:28 pm |
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How he finds time to tap into oil pipelines is beyond me. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:18 am |
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Sort of on topic in relation to the pencil... in Australia there is a Federal election this weekend and they always make you vote in pencil. Personally I always feel rather uneasy about that... considering how easy it would be to modify the votes (not that I am suggesting that happens).
So in light of this, make sure he knows how dangerous it is that he filled it out in pencil and that the US will not accept it and will probably delay his application further because they suspect that he was doing it subversively. Then tell him he'd better submit a new one in pen fast before his application is cancelled! |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:31 am |
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Yeah, if you can get 3d to be close to the "deadline", he will have to stop drilling holes in pipelines for a few hours..... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
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x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Posted:
Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:41 pm |
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Great audio clips below
1) Ed discusses the illegal trade of gas.
2) The police come - you hear the sirens - you hear gunfire.
I DID NOT ADD the police as a sound effect - this was REALLY GOING ON while I am talking to Ed.
http://media.putfile.com/amy-11-24-call-1
here's the one with the police and gunfire
http://media.putfile.com/amy-11-24-call-2
Oh and Amy is still sick - she's been sick for a long time now - - (I just cannot get over what ever it is I have)
AND - I introduced a new relative who just died -- Chamber Pott |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Posted:
Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:42 pm |
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Chamber Pott the first cousin of Jack Pott |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:59 pm |
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Hahahaha, make money exporting gasoline! He is burning dollars talking about business that will never happen, brilliant!
Dr Doolittle, you are an evil genius
This guy just keeps believing..... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:01 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA< Recording TWO! Bahamas! hahahahhahahahahahaha!
Eliza, um Dr Eliza, you just made my day sunnier. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:15 am |
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Hee, more about gas/oil tapping then I ever wanted to know. So is Amy back in the US now? |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Posted:
Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:14 am |
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"It's nothing bad." 3d - re: gunfire and sirens |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:19 am |
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Eliza: great calls!!
He wants a rough estimate of his legal bill so far. I want to avoid this, and much later send him a bill for 5 dollars, being the amount to pay after the lawyers have their cut from his inheritance. I'll bet that wouldn't be too wide of the mark, either. Oh, and as next of kin he gets Honey's gambling and cocaine debts, too.
Two years of advice, court representations and various documents from one of New York's finest legal companies, and flights to and from Hong Kong to Singapore plus time wasted for two of the far east's best lawyers. Not cheap. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:58 pm |
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You can always send him a bill.
We can create a HUGE booklet with all the details of how much money is owed. He has to pay shipping - it's COD or he pays DHL up front and it is picked up from a DHL location you choose. Then he has to get it. Make it sound like it's just a few pages at first - then have it bound - so shipping will be more - Then send it to him. He'll have to pay shipping for a crap bill.
I can actually send it from Manhattan to look official.
Then he gets this crap bill that has to be paid before he can move on.
Well, you know Amy just got some money from Chamber Pott. You can ask him to send the bill to Amy. We can TRY to have it sent to a drop box once Ed has signed the documents so that he has to pay shipping again.
Then Amy can get the bill and we can make it look like she pays the lawyer for Ed. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:10 pm |
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Hahahahaah! Make sure he still has enough money to get to the Bahamas....
I like all of the legal bills he is accumulating. Are 4my's rescue related expenses involved? |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:43 pm |
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Ed made a mistake last night.
He accidentally called my phone with his cell. You can't hear anything but he is talking to someone in the background and you hear car noises - - but anyway ed didn't know it happened - and skype recorded the entire costly mistake of Ed's. LOL
It was only 2 minutes - but still - that cost him money. LOL |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:18 pm |
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Auto dial >oops<, that'll be $4, please.... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:25 pm |
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Eliza: I'm thinking the five-dollar legal bill should come to him as a surprise when he arrives in the USA or the Carribean. Sending him a larger bill that he might even attempt to pay a little of somehow is maybe a little too close to cash baiting. But the lawyer could always tell him Amy paid something towards his costs anyway, then he'd be letting her down badly if he didn't make it for the handover.
He has until December 31st to get to his destination. If he sets off in the same way as he did for his trip to Singapore, it'll hit us like a bolt out of the blue. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:44 am |
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Well - I NEVER mentioned the Bahamas to him - he mentioned it to me - and so now that he mentioned it to me, I'm going to milk it for what its worth and try to get him to come - pretend that I really want him to get to the Bahamas because it is so close to FL and safe and I could get there easily.
LOL |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Posted:
Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:49 am |
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I told him he really doesn't want to see that bill until he gets his money, as he already has enough things to worry about.
He mentioned the Bahamas because I mentioned it to him, it was on a list of places he could pick up his money. This was sent to him in early 2006:
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You will need to bring ID, and sign a few release
documents when the check is presented to
you. I understand you are presently in Nigeria. We have no affiliate
companies on the African continent, but
we do have several across Europe. I would advise you to make
arrangements to visit one of the countries
below, where we have affiliates who can present you with the
insurance
payment. It may also be possible to arrange
a cash payment, if this is preferred. European countries having
sister
organisations of our company are:*
> > *Austria
> > Belgium
> > Cyprus*
> > Czech Republic
> > Denmark
> > Estonia
> > Finland
> > France
> > Germany
> > Greece
> > Hungary
> > Irish Republic
> > Italy
> > Latvia
> > Lithuania
> > Luxembourg
> > Malta
> > Netherlands
> > Poland
> > Portugal
> > Slovakia
> > Slovenia
> > Spain
> > Sweden
> > United Kingdom*
Non- European countries having affiliate companies include:
> > Canada
> > Easter Island
> > The Bahamas
> > Japan
> > North Korea
(blah blah blah) |
He's been pretty thorough in finding out where he can go. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Posted:
Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:23 pm |
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This is just about becoming a FOURTH year anniversary. When's the date? We can have a party! (Watching 3D movies? :p sorry)
Hold on, right. August. Nevermind. |
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dr stephen williams
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:08 pm |
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If he goes to Bahamas, we can have a party, and then another one in August.
Poor 3d, hahahaha, he is sooooooo hooked! |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:23 pm |
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I am honored to have contributed a drop in the bucket with the passport forms! He sounded rather disgruntled when he mentioned those...
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:52 pm |
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awwwwwwwwwwwww
Ed's getting all romantic on me:
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Sweetheart,
How are you today?..I hope all is well?..The last time you called you promised to call me back.I waited all through the night for your call..I tried calling you,but my calls keep going into your voicemail.How far have you gone with my Bahamas entry visa.Have you gone to the embassy to make enquiry?.Like I earlier mentioned,I have already applied for an American Visa.I've filled and submitted the form to the United State Embassy..I would be called for interview anytime from now.But this time around,I wouldn't us to put our eggs in one basket.I want to also apply for a visa into any of the carribean island perferably the Bahamas.Normally,I know it will take me time to get the American Visa..I guess,with you it will be easier for me to get an entry visa into the Bahamas before the Christmas or New Year.Frankily speaking,I want us to spend the Christmas and New Year together.If possible we can arrange for our wedding in the Bahamas.I really want us to settle down as husband and wife and start making children.We are not getting younger...You know.
Darlin',You know you and I have gone a long way in this relationship.I believe Love is an emotional expression that should evolve through companionship and develop positively into affection,but most times dangerously into attachment.You are my soul mate.We are inseperable.It is high time, "we tie the knots"...I guess you what I mean "We Get Married".I believe this time around it will be successfull.I want you to keep all our marriage arrangements to yourself.I want us to take our detractors by surprise.Please,it is important you call me,we need to talk.I will always love you.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and God bless.
Edward Smith.
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Dear Ed,
I have contacted someone to try to help you get a visa to the Bahamas, and they put me in touch with a person in New York City. I've been told that they can help you get to the Bahamas, but they will need to get in touch with you and will need to mail you some documents that you will have to read, fill out, sign, etc. I gave them your email address, but they said these forms can only be sent via regular mail, as it is against the law to photocopy the documents. They will need you to purchase a shipping receipt and send it to them. Then they can mail the package - - or you can go to DHL and pay shipping and it can then be shipped through there. Please let me know if you want to continue with this. If so, I'll put you in contact with the right person.
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:24 am |
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Sheesh. The b*stard has time to write love letters to Amy and still hasn't sent my rich widow the visa forms? I'm heading off to send him a slap. He was supposed to send those forms two or three days ago. |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:40 am |
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How do these scammers afford such long trips? I suppose this is proof to anyone that they are NOT poor guys scrounging for a living. I say: Bait the crap out of them.
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