Hitman Thread: Feel free to mass-bait our assassins!

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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:19 pm

ooooooo, Murry, seems there is a career opportunity as guyman in for me as well Wink

Quote:

t to me
10:43 AM (9 hours ago)
ok, in what terms you want me to work with you ok.if you ready to work with me then i am ok with it ok.
get back to me

Chrys could try 3Ztr4ck for D4m4, thus getting a new bank account...

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:45 pm

I've got Cl1ff on a crusade now to kill my ex-lawyer. The evil git stole my wife and my money, and then got me chased by the cops! What a horrible man... Definitely deserves to die... Might as well keep old Cl1ffy-boy busy, huh? Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:44 pm

Wow, Sekhmet, do you mean you actually hired him? Or is "crusade" to be taken literally as "on a trip"? Smile

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:53 pm

Na, I just hired him. I'm not convinced I'm going to be able to get a trip out of it. I'll do my best though! Mind you, I'm hoping that by giving him another victim, he won't be so desperate to kill me!

A safari would be great though...

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:54 pm

Yeah, about time to coordinate things a little...Dennis seems to believe that MG�s cousin Ahmed is a real Benin man...we should combine forces again, just to broaden D4m4�s mind...unfortunately MG and I keep missing each other, damn time zone thing. But I guess it is done that Ahmed will be working against him Laughing

Short sum-up of suggestions, as far as I can see it now :
- "Johny" is in a UK hospital, beaten up by some punks
- "Ahmed" is offering D4m4 to exchange victims, as he has been doing with "Johny"
- "Johny" thinks "Ahmed" has cheated him because he went so Parakou (N-Benin), where he still is.
- MG is asking for sending stuff to Ghana, where D4m4 is at the moment (why? we do not know why he went to Cameroon before.)
- So "Ahmed" is ready to offer him my Prinz and my Aglaia character, one rich man and one heiress, which is my suggestion.
- Sekhmet29, maybe you would like him to scam the above characters for you?
- Only that "Ahmed" may call them to redirect their parcels and money orders to his hideout about 200 km away from where D4m4 may be at the moment.
Maybe he is not worth having an extra script for him...how to combine forces? What do you think?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:22 am

I'm screwed now.

I asked Clifford to send me his bank account information so I could wire him $50K not to kill me, but alas it seems that his bank account has been mysteriously closed.

He is going kill me for sure.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:37 am

Sorry i have been very busy with a few other commitments lately and i haven't had much timeto keep you updated.

@William
Good work on the bank account, if you want back in we are always looking for new mugus (sorry that's the scammer coming out "Victims), PM Frumpy or myself with an email address and quick storey line and we will throw you in the mix, keep in mind he may tell you some unusual things about your fake real life that make no sense, just agree and ask how he knew all these things

Frumpy will catch up soon I promise

Now latest updates.

First my reply to his self baiting

Quote:

Dama

I am glad that you have told me about my cousin bcos now i no i can
not trust you.

The 26 year old mugu, she is at home this weekend and i thinks she
will be back on boat in 2 weeks, this should be good to tell dey mugu
so she now you can find her.

Dey mugu sophia i had not contact her until today as i think you have
it under control, when you send me dey last email i email myself to
see what is happening with dey mugu, i send dey mugu email and tell he
she has 1 week befor i kill her whn she leave the church.

I will work on some new mugus for you and let you know ok

I had 2 parcel go to my cousin and it is too late to stop them but i
have anothr parcel that i can send somewhere but i need to know where
to send it to make sure we get it ok

I will get back to you when i can.ok

Bye
Johny

And from the Hitman

He was on about football boots ages ago, it's good to know he has not gotten them yet.

Quote:

i have a place where the parcel can be kindly recieved and the place is GHANA so i think that will be ok.

Hello i want you to send me a pair of football boot 7.5 ok when you have then let me know ok.
as for the new mugus work this out becos there is no time is close to XMAS we need money to flex the nextmonth 25th ok so work out new mugus with current information about ther home and thier immediate family ok.

get to me soonest ok,

And my reply

Quote:

Dama,

I am working on it and god willing I will get teh information we need, I have a mugu from UK who I am hoping to get money from, if i get mugu to pay then i will meet you there,

let me know what my cousin is up to.ok

Bye
Johny

I have another charactor ready to throw in myself if need be, Murry's mum has recently sent me some money but she has accidently sent it to our hitman, lets see how honest he is with me now.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:14 am

The above^^sent mail to my "Ahmed" is sent from Kenya !! (77.220.3.147) At least his satellite provider is from there.
This just out to him:

Quote:

hi

i am with my fr�re at the moment en Tamale dans Ghana. i often
use dis adress to get parcels, he get 20%. i cannot use porto novo
BENIN my home town all de time ok

U have mugus who ped you d�argent, money, WU? U give une to moi, i will try
i giv you mugu from me a rich teenager from germany very very
stupide still has moneyx ok her
dad is a rich surgeon and never has time for her

wat do U think

responde moi

ahmed

Maybe I can get at least one real victim�s address this way.

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:14 pm

@Murry - Dang, I should have told you this before, but my character (Kr1st1ne) has boarded her ship and is off sailing down towards Egypt. I got a fairly unpleasant email from the hitman saying that I was lying (moi??) and that he was "going to kill in a minute". So he probably believes that I'm still in the country. Where is he, exactly? I could probably arrange some type of meeting between him and a mugu in Ghana (who is gearing up for a safari to Lagos or Lome) so we might be able to make arrangements between us.

@William - which bank account was that? I've contacted Alan with info about 2 of his now, and both have been shut down. It's making it very hard for my customers to pay him any money.

I suggested to him that I sent him a check (which will obviously get lost in the post) - any ideas on how to make him believe that it's actually been sent? I could try forge a postage receipt, but I'm not sure where to start!

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:00 am

My assassin doesn't love me anymore. Sad

He has been ignoring me.. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:40 am

^^ It's the patch weasel, he just can't look you in the eye

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:18 am

Is it that noticeable? Confused

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:04 pm

^^^ he is not replying to me either, I just sent him a WTF email, I know he has been travelling so perhaps he is just moving around, he does that sometimes with no explanation.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:23 pm

Finaly after a little poke I have a reply

Quote:

I have mailed your cousin and he has not replied me yet.

Get back to me with new mugu's.

@frumpy,
Looks like your his new partner, I'll bet he passes my new mugus onto you, so i wont give him any for a little while

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:58 am

Don�t know....the only thing he has actually done today is scamming my computer bitch again (from Lagos):

Quote:

21. Nov. (16 Stunden)
Send it to United Kingdom through Western Union Money Transfer and get me the MTCN number immediately.

TEXT QUESTION: YEAR
TEXT ANSWER: 2007
LOCATION: UNITED KINGDOM
AMOUNT: 3000 EURO

Get back to me and don't pick any strange calls...

What does that mean?

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:50 am

Dont pick any strange calls can only mean that you should not answer the phone if the person who calls is strange

am I the only one confused here, how are you to know if it will be a strange call until after you have answered it. Question

I think what he meant to say is dont answer phone calls from Barton Simpson, perhaps you could use this and tell him that you had no strange calls but Barton Simpson left a message and said to make sure you use a secure service for the Western Union payment. Wink

My latest to him,

Poor Barton is doing it pretty tough at the moment and it seems he is having less time for me, I do have an Aussie mugu for him to scam soon and she might just have a surprise for him.

Quote:

Hi Dama,

Let me know when he does contact you, he was working with me for som time, he works best with others mugu so he will be looking for new partner, let him kknow that you will work with him if he emails again.ok

Do you have any mugu that I can work on from here, my money is very low so i have been only going to dey internet evry 2 days unless it is somethings important.

i try to work on new mugu and i am close to have informations for u.i let u know ok

i was working on a mugu from australya and she say she send me money but i cant find it and she does not answer me,if i can get dey money i will be ok again

get back to me straight away if u can while i am still here

bye
Johny

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:26 pm

So that was an order "Don�t answer the other guyman if he calls you, don�t even pick up the phone when it�s him!" ? Smile

At last he scams my daughter character, this human sh1t :

Quote:

I must make sure you die.

an
10:39 (2� Stunden)

I am a murderer who lives in London but on a mission to kill you, for your information I was paid $50,000.000 to eliminate you.

I just wanna get you informed that I am coming after your life and that of your family so that you would definitely know your death is around the corner.

I must make sure you die, so bad that you offend a friend of yours whopay me this money to kill you.

Bye,
Clifford.

What a low down criminal. - AFAIK this is his first gmail, which is bad of course.

EDIT Good! Things are working. Mail to guyman "ahmed" :

Quote:

to me
show details 10:43 AM (6 hours ago)

ok i have the msg correctly so what is her name and what is the name of her dad get more info about ok.
what about the things you have for the laptop like i need one laptop and a phone to work so that we can have money but i have good mugu that are fool for life ok

i need just one laptop to connect you any where you are ok and i still need your cell number to contact you as well ok.

get back to me

Quote:

i to teco
show details 4:46 PM (2 minutes ago)

I gave you , the daughter of to
impress him much

dad is surgeon mama is psychologist she plays volleyball at
every friday and tusday you
watch her as sniper

got money from her daddy mugu
i got 2500 euros 2 months ago from his daughter
she is a little gal very scared but has big money she has access to
daddy knows nothing
you take her now make her scared bien

you have rich america mugu fo rme? try first

yes i have laptop my cousin keeps dem for moi when i am not dans
BENIN like know

i got much more money from prinz of germany laptops SONY too
you have ok

Hm, too long for Dennis and too little French...well whatever!

EDIT He is very active : threatens my daughter character with even the crappy doener sport details Laughing

(doener actually is a yummy Turkish-style fast food) :

Quote:

Cl1ff0rd 4vru5
an mich 20:35 (3 Stunden)
this where i would shot you down if you try to prove stuborn and let you your entire family is not save ok.so what i want you to do now is to get 3000 euro tomorrow morning or else i will kill you every friday and tusday with my sniper.listen to dont contact anybody even your dad or your mum and lastly dont recieve any calls from anybody even your friends ok.
get the money quickly because i will explode you with gift.
get back to me now--------------.

Forbidding me to use the telephone so no guyman Murry Guru can chop his dollar again as it happened several times before...

Quote:

4gl414 5chl�73r
an Cl1fford 23:43 (Vor 0 Minuten)
Oh my God!! YOu were not kidding!!! You really know me !!!
Are you that dark stranger that has been following me all day?`?`???

I promise I will get the money but it was meant for my drivers license....
what will I say to my parents when it is there no more?

and why do you forbid me to go to the telephone?
are you in the appatement building opposite my room???

please spare my life!!! I will come back tomorrow late afternoon, then i go to the bank, secretly. what sghall i do?

aglaia

Hope I get a bank account.
To add a little drama 4gl414�s daddy, Dr. J0h4nn3s, who was NOT successfully scammed last time, is trying to help where he can :

Quote:

Human devil!
What have you done to my daughter?
She is crying all night and does not dare to go to sport tomorrow!
I will call the police if you don�t stop writing emails and calling me!

Besides my computer sponsorer is "reminded" again, she writes :

Quote:

an cole 00:00 (Vor 4 Minuten)
What payment? i gave away the laptops and mobiles.
Do you want to steal even more from the poor and needy Germans???

All the money we have is planned for the Christmas of the poor and needy.
Stop threatening me and disappear!

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:58 pm

Murry, any advice on this ? Came minutes after the ^^ 4gla1a threat, an email to my crash test guyman "4hm3d K4d1r1"::

Quote:

to me
show details 8:38 PM (3 hours ago)

ok, i now need a laptop to work because that was our agreement with ok that is why he ask me to come to benin to collect it so i still wanna have one to work in unity ok i dont understand all this back stabs ok .
get back to me

PD? L0ST? Personal meeting? (ugh!) Laughing

(And what does he mean by "work"?)

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:58 pm

^^^ his work is scamming people and a ladpod would make it much easier to do.

I would tell him the laptops you stole from me are all sold to pay for a debt but of course you will help him to get one, if he gives you some mugus you may even give him a few laptops, so long as the mugus are good

He may have to travel to pick it up Wink

we could use parcel direct but I would like him to believe that p4rc3l d1r3ct is a good courier company, who knows, he may start asking his victims to use it.

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:52 am

Nice

ladpots for mugus! Sounds a fair trade... Hope this works...

Maybe you�d like to threaten D4m4 NOT to work with me Wink

because first I need to pay my debts to you, therefore no laptops for him ATM...he won�t like this. Could arouse some nice responses.

I have even weirder ideas, thus explaining our "back stabs" :
Maybe D4m4 and "4hm3d" would finally conclude to meet somewhere but then i have to flee because J0hny feels cheated...then you catch me somewhere in Eastern Europe just the minute I was in front of the WU office (maybe borrowing Shiver�s call "Tragedy Strikes At WU") = J0hny shooting me dead there, people in the streets screaming etc... with newspaper "proof", beheading pix...could be quite a horror chase, terribly funny! How about it? (long-term plan)

To show him that we are no funny bunnies I�d be willing to shoot one of my characters (because they will have been reluctant to wire him the money), "4hm3d" could proof it by having taken the doctor�s laptop, answering from his fastmail-addy Laughing

(short-term plan)

Too bad the Tintin detectives have heard the "bang"...that�s why we must flee all though Africa and beyond...

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:05 am

^^^ This all sounds like a fairy tale, Smile

I like it

The Orge and the Arse starred in a fairy tale recently, this time it is the Ogas and the Ass.

I love it, we will need to fine tune it a little but at the moment I have told the Ass that I have not located you, of course with my superior skills I can track you down until finally you agree to meet me to resolve the issues, of course we can have the Ass meet both of us there, it will need to be somewhere neutral like Northern Ghana, Ahm3d can bring the goods with him to share equally among the 3 of us and we work out how the 3 of us will work together to scam. Of course neither of us will show up and I can chase you arround Africa for a while until you finally flee to the safety of a WU office where one of us will meet our untimely death.

Lets play it by ear for the moment but I will start to get an idea of where you are to track you down, lets see how helpfull the Ass will be and who he will help. Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:48 am

Our hitman is still whinging,

Quote:

you know why the laptops never get to me you directed the systems there so guy explain to me what happened.listen i work with you as a friend and togatherness but look at what you have done is on called for this is the piece of my mind ok look at me still working in the cafe is bad johny.
get back to me

So of course I have blamed him for our problems and given him a bit of a slap

Quote:

Dama,

How can you tell me that working in dey cafe is bad when i dont even have the money to work in the cafe,i dont now why you blame me for this bcos if you were there on timethen my cousin would not have taken dey stuffs.now you need to let me know if ur going to work with me or else i find someone else to work with ok.

now i had good mugu who send me money and if i find so if she pays i will go and find my cousin Ahmed, i have friend who think they now where he is and as soon as i get money i will be able to track him down,i nows he is north of Benin and he think i dont know wherehe is,dont tell him i know this and let me know as soon as he contact u.ok

i am very upset about the stuffs he stole to so dey only ways to get the money back from him is to find him and i will do that as soon as i get money.ok

so r u going to work with me or not

bye
johny

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:48 pm

Fine, daughter is scammed and her father is threatend, so how can she resist - if she only KNEW what WU is... D4m4 is very keen on scamming a helpless teenager for a change, well I shan�t disappoint him.

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:57 pm

I seem to be making headway in terms of finding RL victims from this little sh1te, will post more info once it's been cleared up by a mod, or someone else in the know! But hopefully, I can make old Cliffy's life VERY difficult...

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:34 pm

Yeah, wonder how much more he needs to believe "4hm3d" is perfectly real.
This from my daughter victim:

Quote:

I WILL DO EVERYTHING YOU SAY !

I was at the bank and took all my savings from my account

what is WU ?? what is this? is this a city? a person? do you know somebody in Berlin whom I could send the cash money to by that name?

This from my daughter character after this sh1th0l3 has threatened her daddy the surgeon as well Evil or Very Mad

quite ugly and graphically...I hate him for his modality more than ever before.

Quote:

i asked you send 2000 euro to stop this whole thing of you but you refused.if you now that you love your daughter that much then send the money to this information below or kill i will not only kill her i will kill your wife my self ok.
for you information the police is useless in this case ok becuase when you involed the police you worsten the issue.

Name
Address:lagos nigeria
Text question:month
Text answer:november
Mtcn number or refernce number
Amount 2000 euro.

get back to me that if you love your daughter and your wife ok.
Note :Make sure you dont tell anyone,dont write other mails for now apart from this ok.
get back

Quote:

I GUESS YOU CAN'T MAKE THE OPERATIONS ON HER BRAINS BECUASE I WILL CERTAINLY PULL MY TRIGGER ON HER BRAINS
GET BACK TO ME WITH THE MONEY INFORMATIONS I GAVE YOU

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