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Otterfan
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Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:20 pm |
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Okay, so I've defended a lad's lack of geographical knowledge before (in a couple of threads, if I remember correctly), but sometimes there just aren't any excuses left in the bottom of the barrel.
First, I tell the dispatch company that the address I want my winnings sent to is in Cornwall, ENGLAND.
So, what am I told?
Well, let's quote the lad himself:
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| The insurance fees is �300 great britain pounds sterlings.This is what you have to pay for insurance,as it is in line with the FINANCE AND FISCAL AUTHOURITY that parcels leaving the UNITED KINGDOM, must be insured with the BRITISH INSURANCE MINISTRY. |
Yes, the parcel is leaving the UNITED KINGDOM to get to ENGLAND.
On top of that, his political knowledge is a little rusty:
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| If this is not paid/done, it will be said to have violated the FEDERAL BRITISH DELIVERY RULE. |
So, it's the Federal Kingdom of Great Britain. Okay.
And then I look at the address of where the dispatch company is supposed to be based:
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St-Laurent (LONDON)
H4R 2E9 |
Which is in Montreal, Canada.
None of it needs correcting, of course. |
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Hekate
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Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:24 pm |
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:53 pm |
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I use an address in Dublin NY, right near the Twin Towers. Even the guy who was allegedly in Brooklyn, he never said anything....
Love that Federal Republic of England, though.... |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:57 pm |
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| dr stephen williams wrote: |
| Love that Federal Republic of England, though.... |
I'd vote for it.
We should push this back on the lads when they want address details from us. Eventually they will adopt it as their own, which might just alert the innocents. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:37 pm |
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He must work in our local post office ( Scotland)
I took a parcel to be sent to relatives in England and was asked to fill out a customs form!
I think I've got a lad convinced that the Kingdom of Fife is a seperate country now
I have terrible trouble getting across the border to W U |
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