What are you going to buy this Dark Friday?

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** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 31 Aug 2007 Posts: 8

Black Friday Shopping is coming. As always, it tastes like dead...

I want to know what every one is planning to buy.Here is my shopping list.

Sorry- not the right place for "pay per click" sites.- Lotta

LOL. Any feedback is welcome.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:37 am

Hmmmmmmm

Please don't post that crap.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Well, well. You learn something new every day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Friday_(shopping)

I'd never heard of that before.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:35 pm

Me neither - but then any day I have to go into a shop is a Black shopping day, because I hate, loathe and detest shopping of any kind!

Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:12 pm

It must only be an American thing. It is a day where women go mad. They turn from their normal human form into crazed, material seeking lunatics (yes- more so than usual). This behaviour sometimes is so bad that it transfers over to men!

The stores open at some ungodly hour like 4AM. Crazy people will sleep outside of electronics stores to a plasma screen TV (or whatever the sale is) for half price. A naked Heidi Klum could not get me to a mall tomorrow.

In advance, sorry to all of the crazed women I have offended by my post. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:26 pm

I would rather pass a wrecking ball through my penis than go to a mall this Friday. I hate malls to begin with and do everything in my power to avoid them. I only buy stuff online or let someone else do the shopping for me.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:32 pm

^^My thoughts exactly YW.

I went to get a Wii from a game store, because they told me they would be in that day. Well none came in, so whatever will go by today. The guy behind the counter suggested I come in friday because they are opening early at 7am and they are guaranteed to have them then. I just laughed at him.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:37 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

I would rather pass a wrecking ball through my penis than go to a mall this Friday.

If I had a penis, I'd feel the same. I hate shopping crowds!

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:44 pm

I hate them too and thats why I went yesterday, no lines for me.

Got her done! jump_4_joy

Shoes can wait til the January clearance. Wink

That world out there is plum crazy, I tell ya!

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:41 pm

jojobean wrote:

They turn from their normal human form into crazed, material seeking lunatics (yes- more so than usual).....In advance, sorry to all of the crazed women I have offended by my post. Laughing

As a certified crazy woman, no offense has been taken.

While I have no intention of shopping on Friday, I will be at a mall since I have a part time job at the largest one in the area. Crazed lunatics is a good description, but a pack of starving Tasmanian Devils fighting over a carcass is a better one. I actually feel bad for the spiritually broken husbands and boyfriends who are drafted into being pack mules. You can often hear a woeful and muted "Help Me" leave their mouths and see the "Please shoot me now look" in their eyes. I try not to look them directly in the eye and wonder what wrong they committed to have to be enduring such punishment.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Ah, so its like the January Sales here?
<shudders and hides>

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1267

lotta wrote:

If I had a penis, I'd feel the same.

You lied to me?

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