| Poll :: Eater's choice for best submission is.... |
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| Submission Three |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:40 am |
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Allrighty.
Inspired (or possibly goaded) by 7/9, I cheerfully offer the winner of this contest a year's Premium membership.
Simply come up with what you think is the best version of 12 Days of (a lad's) Christmas.
Days five and six must be the following:
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Five Crap Lotteries
Six Fake Job Offers |
Just work the other 10 days around those.
PM me your submissions. I'll cull through them and pick the top five. These top five will be posted here on December 21st and you all will be able to vote the one that you think is best.
Voting will close December 24th and the winner will have a bright, shining orange name January 1st.
Rules:
- Keep it fairly cleanish (PG-13).
- Feel free to attempt to bribe me with pictures of you wearing your favorite lingerie....it won't help your chances, but I do promise only to share these pictures with NN and StarGate and not the rest of the Mod Team.
- Don't post your submissions here. Baiters being baiters, you may give your competition ideas.
Good luck and have fun. 
Edit: clarified the lingerie thing.  |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:09 pm |
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Five Crap Lotteries doesn't scan. Five Fake Jobs would be better. |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:29 pm |
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| Feel free to attempt to bribe me with pictures of you in your favorite lingerie.. |
I have some nice pictures of Don in ladies underwear. Does that count too? ohh..and better don�t ask where I have them from...lets just say, it was too much wine for both of us   |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:46 pm |
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Just to explain the 5th and 6th day caveat-
This link is why this contest even exists. Lovely 7/9 posted two threads in Surplus which came out in the order in the screen shot and reminded me of the traditional 12 Days of Christmas and amused me. I sent her a PM, she triple dog dared me to start a 12 Days of Mugu Christmas thread, and I came up with this.
So, that rule stands.
Breadcrumb- I said 'you' in lingerie, not Don. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:23 pm |
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| Breadcrumb- I said 'you' in lingerie, not Don. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:18 pm |
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It's in the mail, and if I win, I will donate the "orange" to a a rookie of my choosing. |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:46 pm |
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What the hell, I'll throw one in for the fun of it. |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:30 am |
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orange name? if I win can it be 'tangerine'?
'valencia' is nice but I don't speak spanish. 'mandarin'......im working on it. xie xie |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:55 pm |
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I've sent of my entry but I suspect the competition will be fierce with so many erudite and witty people on this forum.
So to sway the judge, as reqested, I have a picture of me in lingerie
I should probably change the wording, I guess. TS |
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BattleHawk77
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 609
Location: 7.2° N, 5.9° E, FL410, Heading 230, aboard Striker 419
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:05 am |
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^^^ My, Nanny, that's some racy stuff you have there.  |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:33 pm |
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Never tried racing in them.
Would hate to come last.
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Mercury
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 157
Location: Ireland
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:38 pm |
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Excellent! This was a great alternative to writing up lecture notes |
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Baiting Guru
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Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:54 pm |
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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me... absolutely b*gger all because she p*ssed of with the milkman. and she didn't even have the decency to cancel it. Bitch!
Now where's my prize so I can donate it to the next noobie that sends a picture of Stephen Hawkin (aka God) as his passport/ID photo? |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:50 am |
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Apparently Tommo's entry ^^ discouraged everybody else.
I just wanted to let you know that 1) Tommo was disqualifed for failing to follow any of the guidelines put forth in my first post and has not actually won the contest and 2) this contest is still going.
Keep those submissions coming! |
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sekhmet29
Master Baiter
Joined: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 226
Location: Leading myself astray
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:36 am |
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Finally submitted my effort. I think I'll stick to my day job though! |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:06 pm |
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My lad would like to submit..........I think his work is original....don't you think
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Twelve(12) Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
I sent Amy..my true love
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree! |
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Puq
Queen of the pussycats
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 174
Location: UK
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:55 am |
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Mine's in. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:57 am |
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Yes, it is.
Eliza, I'm not sure I'm willing to buy your lad a Premium membership, but I would encourage both of you to look at rule "-" if you want to be entered. Rule - states:
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:20 pm |
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3 Days left to get those submissions in!
edit to add: and there were no lingerie pics submitted, although I did get two promises for some if the ladies in question won.
I suspect that I was being baited, though.  |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:56 pm |
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XPS1710
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 158
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Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:51 pm |
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Sorry TSnerd, but I've had 5 kids. I dont have lingerie anymore - I have control briefs! |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:55 pm |
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@Tsnerd,
My submission is in
If I DONT win I WILL send you photos of me in lingerie.
Trust me when I say, you dont want to see it. |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:14 pm |
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All Murry lingerie pictures will be passed on to NN, who has expressed an interest in them, for some reason.....it may have something to do with a bait.
One more dayish, folks, and submissions are closed. Get your thinking caps on! |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:03 pm |
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A bribery attempt from a member who wishes to remain annonymous:
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Hope it's not too late.
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:11 pm |
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Shameful!
Kudos to you Tsnerd for having the strength and integrity to resist such a potent attempt to sway the judging.
I wonder what low-life could do such a thing. |
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