Bananaboi admits the truth

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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:13 pm

Excuse any bad spelling on my part, but I was well into my 2nd bottle of wine at this point.

[22:15] ME: now then, where do we go from this point?
[22:15] LAD: [ ZoneAlarm Security alert: Session not encrypted because LAD is not protected by IM Security ]
[22:16] LAD: Am here
[22:16] LAD: how are u doing
[22:16] ME: how do you think i'm doing?
[22:16] LAD: Fine
[22:17] ME: well you're wrong. i'm still pissed off at you for your constant lying to me
[22:18] ME: but i'm a forgiving soul. so you have this onechance to be honest with me about who you really are. lie to me and i'm gone forever.
[22:18] LAD: Oh sorry then
[22:18] LAD: am honest with you
[22:18] LAD: and i will always be honest
[22:19] ME: no you're not. dont bullshit me anymore. either be honest or don't bother replying. i know it;s not you in the photos.
[22:19] ME: and i don't believe you actually have children
[22:20] ME: so are you finally going to be honest with me?
[22:21] LAD: Yes i will
[22:21] LAD: Yes i will be honest with you
[22:22] ME: so? what's your REAL name?
[22:22] LAD: AM real name is Steven
[22:22] LAD: am honest
[22:22] ME: you lied. goodbye
[22:22] ME: tell me your REAL name and we can talk
[22:22] LAD: Oh My god
[22:23] LAD: that is trust
[22:23] LAD: i use my name
[22:23] LAD: steven
[22:23] LAD: but i dont have kids
[22:23] ME: bullshit. what's your REAL name?
[22:23] LAD: steven that is honest
[22:23] LAD: but i dont haver kids
[22:24] ME: you're lying to me. tell me your real name or i walk away
[22:24] LAD: olaolu
[22:25] ME: that's better. now we're getting somewhere
[22:25] ME: tell me about the real you
[22:26] LAD: Well am 30 years young guy
[22:26] LAD: am from Nigeria
[22:26] LAD: i was born in lagos
[22:26] LAD: am student
[22:26] LAD: it's very hard in nigeria
[22:26] ME: what are you studying?
[22:27] LAD: accounting
[22:28] ME: ok good. i'm glad you're finally being honest with me so are you black?
[22:28] ME: cos in all honesty black guys REALLY turn me on
[22:28] LAD: Yes
[22:28] LAD: Am black
[22:28] ME: can isee what you really look like?
[22:29] LAD: am sorry i dont have my pic on computer here
[22:29] LAD: coz am not the one who have it
[22:29] ME: so who has it?
[22:30] LAD: my friend
[22:30] ME: friend or GIRLfriend?
[22:30] LAD: Boy friend
[22:30] ME: you're gay?
[22:31] LAD: No am not
[22:31] ME: so jyou mean a male friend, not a boyfriend?
[22:31] LAD: yes
[22:32] ME: ok. that's good. i wish you'd told me this before we went through all this crap
[22:33] LAD: Oh sorry
[22:34] ME: what other truths should you tell me right now?
[22:35] LAD: Am hones with you now
[22:35] LAD: i dont have parent
[22:35] LAD: i lost them
[22:35] ME: where did the pictures come from?
[22:36] LAD: i see it online here
[22:36] ME: where?
[22:37] LAD: on dating site
[22:37] ME: so describe yourself to me. the REAL you
[22:38] LAD: Am black guy
[22:38] LAD: 5.6 tall
[22:38] LAD: am average
[22:38] ME: ok. that's good. tell me more about yourself
[22:39] LAD: i have tell you
[22:39] LAD: is there anythings u wanna know again
[22:39] LAD: ask me
[22:40] ME: well it seems i have to know everything cos right now i don't know what was a lie and what was the truth
[22:41] LAD: i just tell you the truth now
[22:41] ME: what about your home life?
[22:41] LAD: i dont wish to lier to someone but since am having hard time here
[22:42] LAD: i have to pay for examination that is why i did all this
[22:42] ME: what exam?
[22:42] LAD: am having hard tinme
[22:42] ME: not a std i hope?
[22:42] LAD: i told u am student
[22:42] ME: so a college exam?
[22:43] LAD: Yes
[22:43] ME: ok. so you're really a single student?
[22:43] ME: how many people do you talkto online?
[22:45] LAD: with u 3
[22:45] LAD: but they dont send me money
[22:45] ME: neither did i in the end. and lucky too if all you told me was lies
[22:46] LAD: am honest now
[22:46] ME: why should i believe you now?
[22:49] LAD: am honest now
[22:49] LAD: am doing all that just to feed myself
[22:49] LAD: and pay some bills and for exam
[22:50] ME: and how about when i opened mself to you sexually? was all that a lie too?
[22:50] LAD: no
[22:51] ME: so you really were up for all those things i said?
[22:52] LAD: Yess
[22:53] ME: really?
[22:53] LAD: yes am serious
[22:53] ME: brb
[22:53] LAD: k
[23:01] ME: tell me something. how do you think those poor girls would think if they knew you were using their picture to steal money off people?
[23:07] ME: gone quiet on me?

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:36 pm

wayne, well done, you are amazing, just the right buttons and work to get to himself,

done that in my real life job

Applause, stamping feet, calling for a speech

actually, a lot of this could make a really good motivation book for Tutors involved in 3rd level education

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

WTG Wayne!! BTW, are you all the three people he chats with? LOL!

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:52 am

With me he has 3. Hopefully the others are the first 2 baiters who're part of the mass bait with him. I'm sending his address out every few days to a new baiter so we don't all jump on him at once and spook him.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:12 am

Nice one Wayne.
30 and still studying? sound like he might just never finish that degree.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

He pounced on me in chat tonight with one of his alter egos. He asked for money for his 'friend' a couple of times, but really his heart wasn't in it. Wayne, I think you've broken his scammy spirit. He said he just wanted to talk and when I asked him to pick a subject, religion, politics or sex, he picked religion. Go figger.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:32 am

I have the address but have not gotten around to writing to him, I think I'll go do that now.

He sounds like lots of fun.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:08 pm

Mine sent! Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:18 pm

I have a lad by the name of . That is good inspiration for what she is going to get tonight. She sent me some OTT model pics. Not very convincing. I was planning to email her something on the same lines but that thread looked like fun.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:21 pm

Thought I'd get him (although I hope it is a her) on edge...

Quote:

Joy

I think we need to talk. Will you be online tonight. Say 8pm my time?

Richard

Ah, the ex-girlfriends I have said that to over the years!

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:55 pm

Banana boi doesn't like me. No response to my emails. Oh well, try again from another character, perhaps?

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:56 pm

I went for it last night, but unlike Wayne's the lad did not crack. I went to ignore and got a "hi" at just gone midnight so perhaps the time to think has brought a change. My favourite part of the conversation was;

LAD: Oh hunnie, I can see you have had a bad day!
ME: No way, I am having a great day. I have just saved myself $2,500.
ME: How is your day going?
LAD: Great until I spoke to you

I bet!

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:03 pm

sekhmet29 wrote:

Banana boi doesn't like me. No response to my emails.

Actually there's no need to send an email. Just say hello to him in IM and he should reply.

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