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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:50 am

Uhhh, it was a long time ago, and I was really stoned, so I don't remember Rocky Horror Picture Show well enough to quote anything from it. Sorry. I have vague memories, and, in solidarity, if needed, I can hold a newspaper over my head, though. I can do this gladly, if that helps (am sticking a few sheets of tinfoil in, just in case). However, did that trolly, wet little piece of emotional baggage, this self inflated beat puppy dog really threaten you, Lotta? Or was that a general threat, to the general community, in a general kind of way, generally?

And, so firkin' what if Freddy just didn't like cheese? Some cheeses are smelly. Some are not suited to wear fishnet stockings. And, excuse me, but WTF was this about his other 419 site, and leading the masses away Pied Piper style. He has too little charisma to drag anyone off to his dreary bipolar kool aid party, where ever it is. Fuck him and his mayonnaise.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:56 am

^^^ As if it is not bad enough to make up a chat, I have kept out of this until now, mostly because I have been asleep or at work, but to threaten to expose us to the world, if Lotta doesn't do what?.

Fred if you are still lurking around here dont piss off the friends you do have left. This site helps prevent people from becoming victims of scams and you would try to put a stop to it because of what?

oh sorry a small pride issue

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:17 am

dr stephen williams wrote:

However, did that trolly, wet little piece of emotional baggage, this self inflated beat puppy dog really threaten you, Lotta?

yep....

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:32 am

A small stream of consciousness rant I shat out after one of the other times he "left". He, of course, came back on the next page. Not to necro an older post, but some of this may be relevant to our present situation:

Quote:

I don't want to offend anyone, but we should all slow down and listen to my emotionally unbalance prattle. My prattle at this time is to ask a potentially provocative question, but noone should be provoked, or offended, because we are all fighting the good fight. My question is: Is it ethical to promote cheese when some people don't like cheese? What if they don't like cheese because they are lactose intolerant, or have allergies? What then? Its not their fault!

Lets say, if we had a cheese thread, and someone who didn't like cheese was baited by a 419 baiting psychic mind wizard with advanced social engineering abilities, and he made the cheese hater to go out, mortgage his car stereo and then he got a tattoo, saying "toibi gnikcuf uoy eseehc ekil I", and then, seeing in the mirror later, and feeling victimized, in the postcolonial style, by swashbuckling cheese loving vigilantes, decided to commit suicide in a Western Union, (after filling in 400 questions at ITV5), would that be okay? Or what if a cheese liker offered cheese to a cheese hater, who had rabies, and he bit the cheese liker, and the cheese liker, who was anewb, got rabies, would that be a problem?

I'm only asking because I need to find my own morale compass. Having seen cheese combat, an ugly spectacle, and thrown cheese with the intent to make people eat it, I'm not saying loving cheese is wrong, far from it, I love cheese, for example I am fond of brie, but its a fine line between loving cheese and promoting your own brand of cheese loving on people who might not like cheese. Some cheeses smell strongly. If you disagree with me, I promise to dummy spit, and take the ball and bat and go home.

Special message to Otter, thenk you for being unafraid to say that you don't like cheeses. I defend your right to say that, even if you are wrong, because most people like cheese, and those who don't should go to Mexico, and piss themselves in a Tijuana whorehouse (after seeing the donkey show). But don't think because I say that I condone pissing on the flag of the state of Wisconsin, or even Vermont, both cheese producing states in the US, where they really like good, stodgy and mediocre cheese (and don't jump on me for gringo bashing, or, I will simply leave). And don't piss on the flag of France, either, because they make really good cheese, too (really good!), and the countryside is so beautiful in the summer.

But if people love cheese, shouldn't we stop and ask why others don't love cheese? I know that people think that other people, who may like, or even not like cheese, make their own decisions, but what if its a cultural thing? What if they have only had horrible cheese, because they live in some poor festering African shit pot of a town, or in Birmingham, and have never had good cheese? Then, they might hate cheese simply because their economic situation precluded them from eating good cheese, through no fault of their own. So, what we do is about what WE decide to do, not wether or not the LADS like cheese! I hate the lads, even those who love cheese, ever since I saw that thing on the television, about the guy who got scammed, and then had a hard time, and never liked cheese again. But maybe we should examine why the lads might hate cheese, and if we have cheese hating lad huggers here, or not. It really all depends.

For me, its not all about wether or not people like cheese, or hug lads, or what! Its all about what WE do when confronted with cheese hating bogotry, or intolernce of those who hate cheese! I think we should really look at that more closely to define where our feelings and the rights of others being and end.

I'm seriously considering leaving until all the cheese haters and cheese hater-haters stop this pointless bickering. Aren't we supposed to be baiting the lads, maybe even with cheese? We should all come up with a new modality together! Maybe we should DHL giant mouse traps to Nigeria, Ghana, Sierra Leone and London, with locally appropriate cheeses to entice scarmers to get caught in a trap. I'm not here for photos, or trophies. But, what is the scarmers kitty cat went in to eat the cheese, and instead of the scarmer getting caught, the trap got the kitty? Or even a gerbil? Huh? What then!?! What if the scarmer then commited suuicide? I just want to work my way through my own ethical issues, and I need you all to help me do it.

So, is it trollig to ask these questions? I'm not sure. Maybe it is, if you did it to elicit a response, but, if this was some sort of fucked up mental diuretic, to let your head shit flow (especially if constipated by cheese!), then, really, this is meant to be therapeutic, to come to some place where we can all agree that people can like cheese, while having tolerance for cheese haters, and cheese haters can like people who like cheese, but, maybe only when they don't have their really stinky cheeses with them.

I can see that my pleas for help on sorting the ethics of cheese loving, or not loving, have been criticized. I know as a baiter I should have a thicker skin, or that peely shit they put on cheese, you know, with the wax, so you can't eat all of it, but its smells if you try to melt it down and make a candle, but I don't. All of this criticism has wounded me.

So goodbye.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Sorry to have disrupted all of the fun. . . intermission is over. Back to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

(Those songs are STILL in my head you $#%# people!)

Edit: Sorry Doctor, didn't see your post (it didn't take me very long to post this? Confused

)

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:45 am

Ha! It's velocity the second. I'm just glad I had the fun time with everyone else of giving fred a public beating.

I just found out I've been ejected and banned from his chat, damn, no more spying for me Laughing

You can have a few cookies back, Breadcrumb. I ate most of them..

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Woah, woah, woah.... I was having a personal relationship with Susan Sarandon here. You people need to take this foolishness somewhere else.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:15 am

lotta wrote:

...Madness takes it's troll

Minor correction Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:17 am

just a bit of a mind flip Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:26 am

Ermmm google suggests that 419eater already is all over the internet... Rolling Eyes

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

YOU will correct your answer or at 2100 GMT+1 you will see the eater all over the net, and i do not mean the link
maybe that will show you WHO i really am.

Golly, gosh, gee!

Because that has worked so well with the countless other fruitloops we've encountered. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:34 am

Quote:

you will see the eater all over the net, and i do not mean the link..

Maybe he means he will decapitate eater and spread little bits of it to the far reaches of the Internet.. Shocked

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:13 am

Well it's after the witching hour. So I take it FF didn't make good on his threat. What a surprise Laughing

Does that make him a liar or a troll or both?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I didn't really believe Red and had to check for myself.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=419+eater

Quote:

Results 1 - 10 of about 295,000 for 419 eater. (0.11 seconds)

edit to add: I'm still waiting for Fokker's self-appointed spokesman, Bill2, to answer our questions from a few pages back....he may be too busy soothing Fokker's bruised and damaged ego over on the Yuko site, though.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:45 am

Tsnerd wrote:

edit to add: I'm still waiting for Fokker's self-appointed spokesman, Bill2, to answer our questions from a few pages back....he may be too busy soothing Fokker's bruised and damaged ego over on the Yuko site, though.

Shall we all go over there, apologize and ask for him to come back?

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:48 am

I don't know the "janitor" with the "keys" may not even let us back in! Shocked

Whatever will we do?

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:52 am

lotta wrote:

Madness takes it's toll

69 cents, please.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

@Don

Umm.....thinking.......

No. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:18 am

How do I sign up on FF's 1337 new site?

I wants to lern to bait propaly and show all u loosers how brillyant I am.

Pay me money and I'll take Don with me. Wink

And I get pissed that none of you guys took FF serious. i talk to Ogas all the time.

Quote:

Slightly: Hello Mr Oga. How are you today?
Bad lad: Well Slightly, old chap, let me tell you, things couldn't be better.
Slightly: How so?
Bad lad: Well, I've made so much money this week and I'm thinking of going to Monte Carlo for a holiday. Throwing a few bucks down on the Craps tables, partying with hot chicks, that sort of thing.
Slightly: That sounds nice.
Bad lad: Tell me Slightly, are you a member of 419eater.com?
Slightly: Why yes I am. It's a bit of a crap site. Nowhere near as good as my own. And no bugger gives me the respect I deserve, but I get bored sometimes so I lower myself to go there.
Bad lad: So you're an Eater member? Is your name Don?
Slightly: Nope.
Bad lad: KD?
Slightly: No. I said I deserve respect.
Bad lad: Hmmm. In that case, I'll give you a little ammunition. Go tell all your co-baiters that you know an oga who is a member of 419Eater and monitors everything they do.
Slightly: And that will get me respect?
Bad lad: Probably not. But who cares?
Slightly: Well I do. I'm sick of being treated like a moron. Anyway, what do you do for a living?
Bad lad: In between running my 578 lads, I trained as a nuclear physicist in Paris.
Slightly: Cool. Does it pay well?
Bad lad: Nah. You know what it's like with these unqualified jobs. Can't get work anywhere.
Slightly. Oh well. Sorry about that.
Bad lad. Yeah no prob pal. Catch you on the flip-side.You take care dude.

Edited 1 time to spell "physicist" properly.
Edited 2 times to make it look more believable
Edited 3 times just for the hell of it

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

@Ima Baeder, me too.

Too many people all saying that the OP was an obvious forgery gets quickly redundant.

An Ode to FF:

Richard O'Brien wrote:

I've done a lot
God knows I've tried
To find the truth
I've even lied
But all I know
Is down inside I'm
Bleeding

And super heroes
Come to feast
To taste the flesh
Not yet deceased
And all I know
Is still the beast is
Feeding

And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time, and lost in space
And meaning

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:15 am

Spin! Spin! Faster! Faster!

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:53 am

Why is this not a sticky yet?

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:33 pm

Tsnerd wrote:

edit to add: Michael, where did you see this at?

Quote:

anti-shiver site

Something I posted - I should have been more specific; a site run by and for the most lowbrowed and boneheaded Trolls on the web, that for some reason declared war on Shiver and 419Eater.

Most veterans, I think, know whereof I speak.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Thank you, Yastrab- I looked and I didn't see it referenced and was curious.

Your summation is quite accurate. Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:30 pm

I once visited that place out of curiosity and couldn't make head nor tail of what it was. If it had a purpose it seemed to have been lost and appeared to consist of incomprehensible obscene in-jokes (lacking merit or wit) of no interest to anyone but themselves.

Maybe I missed something - if I did - I'm not bothered.

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