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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:43 pm

@Doc - I'd just hold off for a short while, until he gives a positive response about meeting you in Benin.

Then hit him with the finer details, and I can confirm the booking and arrange transport to collect him from a designated point in Cotonou.

Hopefully its close now....... Very Happy

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:35 am

Well, my lavendar mugu has sent me more photos, and has started to make promising noises in the direction of getting my first pith helmet...

Quote:

j*******
to me
More options 11:16 am (8 hours ago)
hello Sir *****,
i really thank you for believing me , cos am also trying my very best to
believe u ok
its ok that you are not sending me your pictures but i know you will do it
soon
when you see more photos of me ok....i think coming to meet in Cotenou will
be cool
and also in Christmas...i will love to visit the new camp with you ...
i will have to start preparing toward that now...yeah i will love a alone
time with you..
its ok that you are not coming to ghana but i know u will do that sooon when
you know more much better ..
or what do you think ...
about my family, its a poor that i do much to keep food on the table but now
that am doing more schooling
its hard for me to do all together but i know its will be cool one day ...
am very romantic when its come to sex, am very relaxed person and i love
going out and love to meet new pals..
what i love in my man, good heart, sweet, caring, loving, kind,respect, love
and very kind.
babe...i really need money so please try your best and send me a little
money , this will also
make me believe you more and more...as you told me that you will help
me...try and send me through western union
as you got my detail already...and i will love it ok...
i will be looking forward in hear from you soon ok...
alot love
J******

With any luck, I'll have my pith helmet for Christmas. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:38 am

Hi Guys,

I've been off line for the past few days, so have only just seen the latest on this thread.

It looks like to me from his last email that he is pushing for some sort of payment before he travels. If after repeated attempts he won't travel without payment, you might have to increase the carrot you are dangling in front of him in order to resolve the stalemate in your favour.

It could also be the case that a single payment of any amount will not get him to travel, but the promise of a new well-paid lifestyle might. Apart from the gay porn modality, there are other avenues to pursue:

- drag queen (could get some great video trophies)
- proprietor of a new gay brothel/escort service aimed at foreigners and charging foreign prices.
- proprietor of a gay nightclub.
- producing a guide book of all the gay hotspots in his region for gay foreign tourists (you could get a safari to several countries with this).

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:04 am

This guy is not likely to travel. $imba passed him on to me a few months back, and I have been working him from three angles. This is the most likely to generate any safari, for now, the sugar daddy mode. Electronics, women, and cash alone have not done it.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Nov 2007 Posts: 26

Haven't been here in a long time, I use to bait tons of lads, got caught with doing to lads in the same cafe, good times. I love reading these new baits, I am going to start up too. I have one lad a Moroccan that is SO IN LOVE WITH ME, wants me to fly to him and marry, of course I pay for the tickets, and expensive gifts for all the family. I used his religion on him tonight, he freaked out and got off the chat fast. Morocco is hot with green card scams, been having a good time with those lads. Keep up the good work, never feel sorry for these losers, I have been to Africa, and will be going again in a week, they will do anything and say anything, for a buck.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:49 pm

Quote:

MY DEAREST SIR XXXXXX
WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG TO YOU THAT YOU DONT WANT TO WRITE ME AGAIN
JUST TELL ME HOW YOU ARE DOING OK...AND WHAT IS WRONG OK...
XXX

Looks like he has been left to stew in his own juices for too long. I should get back to him... eventually.

$imba, is the new site open? I am going to start making arrangements for him to travel.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

@ dr stephen williams, Simba has a new site posted here:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=123898

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:45 pm

@SP, thank you!

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:31 am

Thanks, it's in our lads inbox, now. We wait.... and see... if he.. will travel for meeeee-e-e-e-e-e-e!

Not for pussy, nor for computer,
neither really hot chicks, as his sexual tutor,
but raunchy older guys,
with boat loads of cash,
get a nice invitation,
for meat in the ass.

All too X rated.
The pictures he sent
To be posted up here,
they simply aren't meant.

But get him to travel,
by bus or by plane,
And my elusive pith helmet,
I surely will gain.

Um, I really should go to sleep....

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:35 pm

@ Doc - I have another budding artist, would you like me to throw him your way?

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:53 pm

Yeah, that would be great. He's straight, this one? Hahahah, have to get in touch with my inner woman.

Have him contact R, and R will eventually have him contact C. If need be, SW can gat involved. We need murals?

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:07 pm

@$imba! I love the staff page. Glad to see the goo Doctor being employed. The guy needs a job....

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:37 pm

Quote:

On 11/23/07, joXXXX
> my love <snip>,
> this message had bring me much joy and i just dont know what to do ...i had
> written the camp already and waiting to hear from you soon...
> i want to know how you look , so that i will know you when i see you...i
> will love to spend a weekend with you as i do go to school ok....i hope that
> will be ok with you as i will spend good long three days with you...
> i know you will give me the money and that is not what the whole trip is
> about ..its about love that we can share you know...i want you to show me
> the time , the exert date that you will be in benin so that i can come and
> meet you cos i dont want to wait for you before you come...
> as i dont know anyone there i will be restless and you know that....you have
> a very good heart and i can see that in you...
> babe, i will love to have some cash for the trip as you know i dont have
> cash ...i just want a little cash that i will used from ghana to benin..ok
> i hope you understand that i want true love not money and you are the type
> of man that i want in my life and i come from a poor family ...also i will
> used some of the cash for new cloths, pants and some g-spring pants ok...i
> will show you true love that you will never forget ok..
> so let me hear from you soon ok...alot love
> jXXXh...
>

So, I slapped him for asking for more money (a perpetual problem for this one, whiney little fuck)

Quote:

JXXXX,

Look, my lad, I have already explained to you that you must show some
initiative. I am going to pay you out of my own pocket when we meet in
Benin. I shant be paying a single copper before. If you want to try
collecting from SimbaXXXXSafaris, you must do so through Melanie. As you
have refused to do so, I have, generously, offered to cover the paltry
expenses from my own pocket. This will happen in Benin. Do not ask me
for money again, or I will stop communicating with you immediately. Do
you understand that? Good.

Now, I have put us up with adjacent suites in the Hemminway suites,
our very best at this camp. They are our most romantic suites, with
views of the river, built from material found on the property. We will
have valet service, so many of our meals shall be brought to our room.
We will also have time to look at animals and birds, if you would
like.

I am going to book them for a full week. I hope you can rearrange your
travel itinerary to have some more time with me. I was hoping perhaps
we could return to London together. However, if you do not wish to
return with me, I will certainly hope to see you and I can meet in the
future, maybe at some of our other new camps, maybe even in Ghana. We
may want to set up a camp in Ghana, and you and I shall discuss this
when we are together.

I look forward to seeing you in your g-spring pants, and nibbling them
off of you. Do you take it in your ass?

Can you make it to Cotenou on either the 30th of November or the 1st
of December? I shall be in benin from the 29th of November through the
12th of December. I may be able to leave earlier, if you should like
to got to London with me.

Please, Dear Joseph, let me know if those dates work for you. If not,
I shall simply rearrange my itinerary to accommodate our union.

Much love,

Sir XXX (your growling $imba!!!*)

(*Ties into some risque photos, where, naked, he holds a sign marked "A gift for $imba)
Well, he looks like he might actually travel. My pith helmet, that elusive icon, looms, ever beyond reach....

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:42 am

@Doc - I hope that you don't mind me posting the Email received at the Simba offices this evening....

Quote:

ok that is nice to hear from you...i will be coming from ghana to benin...so
i will be in benin on the 30th of November , and i will stay for the weekend
as i will be meeting Sir Winston, FOR some business and also i will love to
know if he had talked to you about my visit to the park...i was the guy that
design the logo for the simba safaris in kenya...
so i want to know what you will need from me to make my reservation ok...
thank you

Still keeping my fingers crossed....

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:32 am

No problem! I think you should promote $imb@ $@faris as the premeir destination in West Africa for all mugus and mug-ettes. This is an excellent item to have in the tool box.

"The $imb@ $@faris Group has been wonderful to deal with. Attentive and quick to respond, they have really helped me in my attempt at gaining my first pth helmet!"

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:38 am

For all of you hanging on the edge of your seat over this one (and I admit I may be the only one):

Quote:

Sir XXXX,

i really love that you are paying me out of your pocket but the things is
that am a student and i dont have any savings to come to the camp but i
really want to be with you...its will be very hard for me to leave you in
this way as i will love to come to benin and meet you but i dont have the
cash that is why...if you can give me even 200pounds i will used it and add
to what i have so that the trip will be cool for both of us...
i know you asked me not to asked you about money...but you know its not easy
here in ghana, and also i will have to leave the family money before coming
to benin...i never want to stop communicating with you ...i will die when
you do that ok...
as about the business , ghana is a nice place and i was thinking of talking
that with you when we meet so its a nice ideal that you have said...
i will love to be in benin from the 30th November ...i will like to extend
that but i will first have to seek permission from the school ok....
i will love to go to uk with you but this need plans between us ...i cant
just leave from family ...i will have to sit and talk with them so we will
do more about that when i come ok...
alot love and kisses
joseph

He gets a slap later. If I can remain patient, it could take a few days, though a part of me is itching to slap this mugu for asking, yet again, for money....

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:18 am

@Mugatu: thanks for the phone call! My lad is closer than ever, though, of course, the whiny got wants money in advance.

Quote:

My sweetest Sir XXXXX,
its was really nice to hear your sweet and caring voice today...it did bring
me
much joy that i havent had in a while....dont worry about you leaving to
benin..
its ok , cos am really coming to meet you on 7th december as planed but i
hope you
will have to be in benin before i come so that i will be able to talk more
with you and
enjoy ourselves...i know you care alot about me now...calling me had given
me soo
much hope...the only things left is for me to see a photo of u so that i
wouldnt be shy
when i meet you at the camp ok...i hope you will do that for me....
Hp laptops are very good and thanks alot for the laptop...i will surprise u
when we meet
ok.....am really feeling good and very happy hearing from you ...
as we talk on the phone...i try to call you but i just you were busy so you
couldnt
answer ,i was calling to asked you if i should give you my address so that
you send me
the money through western union as its the best way i will get it
fast...this is my address;
JXXXXX XXXX XXXH
P.O.BOX XX
ADA FOAH
GHANA...
i hope that you will send me very soon as i had planed well and ready to hit
the road on 7th december...
ok...i will love to hear from you very soon my dearset ...kissses and hugs
alot love
jXXX

So, I tell him no.

Okay, with any luck:

Quote:

Dear JXXXX,

I, too, enjoyed our chat. It was nice to hear your voice, to hear your
breath in my ear, so far away. I may not be able to speak with you
again until such time as we meet. I will be travelling and can't take
any calls from Thursday (tomorrow) until Monday the 3rd of December.
And, in general, I prefer email as it does not intrude on my daily
life much.

I am making firm dates for the 7th of December. I shall be there
anyway, but will make preparations for your visit.

Regarding sending you money. I have thought this over, and I will not
be sending anything cash to you. I am sorry, but I am going to be firm
on this. I bought you a very nice watch, and I have already purchased
a brand new computer for you, the best one they had, which you asked
me to, and I have the funds that we owe you for your art work. I will
repay you when you arrive for your expenses, gladly, but I will not be
sending you any money.

I am not going to brook any more begging from you. Do not ask me for
any further money, If you do not like this, I suggest you contact
Melanie to try to retrieve your funds from her, and stop communicating
with me.

Make up your mind, and stop playing with me. You need to decide what
it is you want in this life, JXXX. If I am what you want, if you
would like to know love, to share a life with a good man, to see
London, Paris, New York, Dayton, Tokyo, then you need to put on your
riding boots and ride! If you are serious, I will see you in Benin. If
not, have a nice life, good bye.

Sir WXXX

If he doesn't get up and go to Cotenou, I may go to Ghana to slap him in person.... Evil or Very Mad