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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:13 pm

The 3rd mail is in goofy crap, but I want to start this one here in the underworld, so I'll repeat the first.

I will do my darnest to keep this one! Wink

Quote:

hello babe am suck here so looking for how to get back to the state i dont know if u can help me out just send 500$ to balance up babe

Me:
Hon, I don't understand your problem. Will you explain?
By the way, Have a good holiday! Wink

This came this morning:

Quote:

hello babe to start with i lose with my friend who sent me money for my business babe so i lose contact wuth him have mailed him no reply call him in number is tempoaray out of service babe i will love u to assist me just lend me the 400$till i arrive the state babe piz try and understand me am suck here babe i love u

I've got to get him unsucked! Razz

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

No, he's admitting he sucks. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:41 pm

Piz try to unsuck him Babe! He luv U! Embarassed

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:41 am

looks like if you hold out a few more days he won't need and money.

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:31 pm

I've never told him about my family, in fact I haven't told him much of anything. Razz

This was in my mail this morning.

Quote:

hello babe plz i know u told me about your family but please help me lend it and i will pay u back as soon as i arrive back in state

You all know that I will help. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:32 pm

He hasn't heard from me in a week. Twisted Evil

Quote:

helo babe i told u i have problem here in africa and i nrrd 400$ to srttle mysrlf so i need someone to help me i really miss u take care i love u

He's til suck! Cool

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:43 pm

Looks like he's so poor he can't afford an "e" key...

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:52 am

lok lyk hee haaaave ar reel problems. Eye nrrd 400$ 2, sow eye kan settl 2. Ah K? I'm not even from A freeka.

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:15 pm

Told him that I could help him and to calm down enough to tell me his problem. Laughing

Quote:

hello babe i was here for my biz and i have a biz partner who do send money but we both won this contract and i send him the money ever since then he didnt sewnd me money to come back to the state since we finish the biz here so iu hve to go to the state to get him before he run away with the money 8.5 musdsince then i mailed him no reply call him is number was not avalable so i need money to to balance my flight ticket to go to usa and foung him love have a nice time i love u babe:X:X:X

He can't foung him because he's suck. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:16 pm

I asked him for more detail, are you eating and nice place to stay? He doesn't answer those. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

hey love i and my friend was assinged a contract here in africa so we both did the contact but he left before me and the money for the business was shipped to him since they didnt get is number and email ehe never replyone babe so i have to found means to egt to the state before he nrun away with my money love ok so let me knoe if u wanty to help me babe

I am starting to fall in love about now. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:43 am

Quote:

hello babe plz enough this question if u wnat to help me do ok am fed up of all this question ok if u want to help me let me know babe have a nice time i love u babe

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

babe, he loves you babe, you have to help him now with everything in your power

he loves you babe

have a nice time babe

don't forget he loves you babe

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:21 am

Quote:

hello love how u doing i really miss u babe i was sick so that is why i was not online so this is the information needed to send the money to me here love ok
NAME....FAMODIMU FA
ADDRESS....NO3 BANK ROAD
CITY....OGUN
COUNTRY....NIGERIA
ZIP CODE....23439
TEXT QUESTION....WHO DO YOU LOVE
ANSWER....MOTTIE
AND U SEND THE MTCN BABE WHICH I WILL USE TO CASH IT HERE LOVE OK DON'T FORGET IT 400SD LOVE HAVE A NICE TIME LOVE YOU BABE

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:27 pm

This is my day, I tell ya!

Quote:

hello love this is my pic so i want u to plz help me send the money as promose ok

This one is bass ackwards too. Laughing

I am also beside myself. Razz

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:28 pm

Nicely done Corona. Now you can distract him from the money, with loads of questions about his golfing skills Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:28 pm

I ask to tell me how he would love me.

Quote:

hello love am glad to read from u love i also want to have u close to me love so love i want u to send the half u have with u now through via western union love so i will be waiting for u love thank u very much i love u for caring for me love

That won't do it! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:39 pm

I'm pretty sure you'll find more pics of him at focusagancyhawaii.com

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:45 am

This one is a little better.

Quote:

Dear Love,
My heart has already found it's way you. I want you and no one else. You mean everything to me. I think we should try and make this work. You have to know you're the one, and only one I want. Not only are you perfect for me, you're the perfect friend and I hope we can and will be more. I could never ask for better then what we had. I am hoping you're feeling the same way because my heart is set on you, and only you, baby.
Love Always,
Your Admirer

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:05 pm

I like the golfing questions.

How to you get your head off?
Do you like it when you have to re-sleeve?
Ever tried shafting yourself?
I gather you only got that ee-lictric trolly to carry your balls?
It's always handy to have these small t thingo's to rest you balls in.

Rolling Eyes

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

^^It's good luck to have a beautiful woman kiss your balls before you play.

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 192

On this blog you'll see the same poem sent to another person by a scammer calling "herself" Jessica. http://2big4myhead.blogspot.com/ (it's down at the bottom of the page under "Gotta Laugh"and back in "05 i think) These guys really need to get some new material.

Quote:

Dear Love,
My heart has already found it's way you. I want you and no one else. You mean everything to me. I think we should try and make this work. You have to know you're the one, and only one I want. Not only are you perfect for me, you're the perfect friend and I hope we can and will be more. I could never ask for better then what we had. I am hoping you're feeling the same way because my heart is set on you, and only you, baby.
Love Always,
Your Admirer

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:23 pm

Quote:

hello love how u doing i know it hard to beleive peopole on the internet cos of fraud nowadays lovbe but i want u to know am for real and am not here for fraud is cos of the problems that i have that why i asked for your favour love i want u to no that if u send me that money today i will go back to usa and bring u there before christmas so taht we can both celebrate it together babe and stay there with me forever love so i wnat u to beleive what i saiod and send the money as soon as possible so that i can go back to the state and bring u down to usa with me love.
thank u and have a great time love

Where the heck does he think I'm at? Razz

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:39 am

Quote:

hello babe how u doing babe i know u love me but am not that good in poetry babe babe i want u to help me cos i want to be there before the 10 of december babe so that i can get money to pay u back and come down to u babe and have nice time together babe babe and set upm a business there for u babe so let me know if u are helping me or not babe.
thanks
i love you

He's going to set up a business for me, I wonder what kind. Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Nov 2007 Posts: 192

Today,after reading this, I demanded that my husband stop calling me baby.

Quote:

hello babe how u doing babe i know u love me but am not that good in poetry babe babe i want u to help me cos i want to be there before the 10 of december babe so that i can get money to pay u back and come down to u babe and have nice time together babe babe and set upm a business there for u babe so let me know if u are helping me or not babe.
thanks
i love you

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:49 am

^^Ain't you something?