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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I am baiting a "20 year old" African "girl" who is in Amsterdam for school. I am an elderly widow who is helping her claim her fund. We've taken on the personas of mother and daughter. Very Happy

I've been wanting to knit my daughter a sweater, and asked for her measurements:

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As for my sweater,Am 6ft Tall ,weight,60kg.burst measurement,40,lenght of my arm,12,neck measurement,make it 8.Lenght of my back from neck to hipbones,16,
Hope all this will help in making the sweater for me mum,am glad to have you as my lovely mum,may you life longer forever and ever for your lovely daughter

Also very funny to me is her responses to my questions about what languages she knows:

I asked:

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So you speak French!! How wonderful! I would love to see it written from you a bit. I do not understand a word of it, but think that it looks so lovely on the page. A romance language, that is. All of those languages just look and sound so beautiful. Do you speak any other languages? Since you are in Holland, do you speak Hollandish?

Wait for it . . . Wink

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Thanks for your kind mail mum,may you leave forever and ever in Jesus Name.I noted the content of your mail and to start with,am not too good in french speaking and hollandish language,i speak a little french and can speak more of English because am in English school here in Amsterdam Holland

By the way, what is funniest about this bait is that it is the SAME lad as the Sex lad thread. (I haven't used this address for anything else except giving it to him in passing and the lad IP is the same)

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:44 pm

Ummmmm... I love Hollandish sauce on my filet.

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:52 pm

Wow, that is one BIG girl! Musta been awful hard giving birth to THAT! Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:05 pm

^^I'm sure the tiny arms, stubby torso, and pencil neck helped a lot. I'm guessing the 40" chest came later, but who knows. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:46 pm

HAHAHAHAHA! I love the Hollandish language. They say it is hard to learn, too, since it is very difficult, and, also, everyone speaks English their, anyway.

Almost certaonl the 40 inch burst came later (watch out honey, I'm not sure how far these things are going to grow!)

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:56 am

Sounds like you're baiting a teenage Harbor Seal.

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:47 am

Ask her if she speaks "Dutchish".

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:09 am

She sounds rather "sauce". Shocked