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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:34 pm

@Frumpy - I was a little unsure about sending the details to alan until I knew for sure that it was dodgy. Mind you, with a SWIFT code and an a/c code, there can't be much right about it, can there!!

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:38 pm

I don�t know...I have sent him 2 or 3 bank accounts my various victims have been receiving from Dennis and at least one was not working a short time later Laughing

causing Dennis to "accept" WU. - Just wondering why he should send you fake details to transfer the money to...

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:53 pm

Good point. The only thing I can think is that he's only sent me this after a VERY short exchange (3 emails I think...) so perhaps it's a test. Or maybe I'm just really suspicious!!

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:58 pm

No, same was with me. "Send the money to that bank account..."

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:59 pm

Email has gone to alan. Hopefully, we can mess with the lad's head a little...

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:04 pm

Thanks Irish

And thanks Frumpy for your help as well

This just sent

Quote:

The internet cafe you need to go to is here

WIDEGETS VENTURES CO.LTD - ( Benin ) ,
Address : carre 235 Jericho Cotonou Benin Republic, ATHLANTIQUE REGION

My cousin will be there from 9am but he may go out for an hour or 2 at some time as he need to see someone else but if he not there just wait he will be back

Email me when you get there.

His name is Ahm3d K4diri, and if he is there you will recognise him, my cousin stands out he is very big.ok

Let me know.ok

Bye
Johny

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:08 pm

Quote:

Just wondering why he should send you fake details to transfer the money to

That is probably to chop my dollar, fair is fair I guess, he can chop my dollar, but he will still be my friend Wink

Good work on the bank account Sek Thumbs up

Sorry another quick edit.

There is a sticky you should look at for how to send bank account details to Alan, I would find it for you but at 12.15am, I need to go to sleep

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:32 pm

The same lad has now sent me the same bank details to a different character (who has also been marked for a horrible death...) I'm hoping alan has done his magic and I can mail back to complain about the account not working...
How do I go about checking whether the account is still live? Is it just about going to the bank website and putting in the details that the lad gave me?

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:30 pm

Quote:

Hi

Call me on this number when you get there (Frumpy, you know the number Wink

)

The mobile has no good reception where i gonna be so dont me too
surprise if it doesn't work

there are 4 laptops and 3 cell phone there now ok, by this arfternoon
should be my next delivery which is more , too many thing to list

this is likea prsent, i can tell you evrythings.ok

i give more info on dey mugus today

bye
Johny

Master Baiter Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 139

Hmmm... This has probably already been discussed, but these guys who are "watching your every move" could just possibly have some "accidents" and wind up missing internal organs. Is there anyone good enough at PS to cook up some believable dead bodies with horrific injuries?

I'm reminded of a reverend whose wife hired a hitman to bump him off, only it was an undercover cop. They faked his death; if those photos are available online they could be sent with a "These are the kind of guys you're telling me I should be afraid of?" e-mail. Almost as good as sending someone's head parcel post ( Idea

Any Hollywood effects crew types out there?)

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:40 pm

I just HOPE this mugu won�t twig having a lad cafe address in Cotonou but your cousin being in Porto Novo...should he ask then he is just away for half a day or some hours...but AFAIK it�s always the lad who is to blame...
Besides I am even more a party spoiler because I received an email 4 hours ago whose header says that this whatever is still in Lagos... Crying or Very sad

Quote:

this would take your time go and send 1000 euro to this name and you will be my friend with any question ok.this is for the motherless babies in nigeria do it to free yourself.

name:
location: lagos (nigeria)
text questions:for who
text answer:mother
amount:1000 euro

You need to sent by today ok i dont wanna call you any more as promised ok and you would lost your job.

get back on time the motherless are waiting for you

The good news is that he believes �s fake transfer :

Quote:

11:07 (10 Stunden)

you have to send down the remaining laptops ok to finalise the whole shit around you and i will advice you dont grunble about it ok.

I hate him. My first parcel is not enough for him to travel to you? Has he given up the Benin parcels, preferring to sit on his lazy a$$ waiting for more computers from my 3rd world orphanage? Does that mean he is reluctant to a safari? Crying or Very sad

Header from the above mail says still in Nigeria, Swift Networks Ltd., 31B Saka Tinubu Street, Victoria Island, Lagos. - Smells like he prefers to scam me again... Crying or Very sad

EDIT Cunning (?) idea why I cannot send him any more goodies (prodding him to your Benin "cousin", hopefully!):

Quote:

You have what you want!
The next hardware donations will not come before Christmas. Everything else has already been donated.
Wthy don�t you just leave me in peace.-....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:24 pm

Dennis the hitman is currently in Benin waiting arround in the internet cafe and trying to find the biggest man he can with the name of Ahmed.

I have told him to try the next cafe and try to find him.

It is very late but I will give a full update as soon as I can.

@Frumpy

You need to check in with our lawyer for my latest idea

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:46 am

Edited to catch up on down time:
I have a day worth of updates to catch up on which I will add to (Have added to) this post as soon as i get a little time.

The Where TF are you email

Quote:

Dama,
you are late, what is happening my cousin is waiting for you but has
not seen you,

get back to me.ok

Johny

Finally I got this just before bed time (Header confirmed Benin)

Quote:

i am in benin since three hours now but i still cant find the address ok i need the cell number to call your cousin ok.yes i was late but i am in benin ok i still need your number i which you number is will me i would have called you to tell him that i am in the town for long now:

JOHNNY?,i am tire i wanna talk to you and i still need to meet ou cousin ok.just send me his number i can call him in a pay phone shop in benin ok.

DAMA

So I sent this and went to bed to dream about hitman meets biggest unit in internet cafe in Benin

Quote:

Hi Dama

Glad you are there safe, my cousin should be there, you can recognise
him cause he is very big and hes name is Ahmed, i send him an email a
little while ago but he has not reply yet but he should be there,
I cant give you dey number from my cousin cause he has not set up
phone yet but he should be there with you

Have you got the right cafe, you should be at this one unless my
cousin fuck it up WIDEGETS VENTURES CO.LTD - ( Benin ) ,Address :
carre 235 Jericho Cotonou Benin Republic, ATHLANTIQUE REGION, ask the
owner to make sure you have dey right one.

If not maybe he is arround dey corner in onther cafe he is very dumb
sometimes, i will email him and get back to you as soon as i can, if
you cant find him try to ring me on my phone number that i give to you

If he not there im gonna kill him.

Bye Johny

I woke up to this

Quote:

Get me ur cousin number because it is difficult to locate that address and I am back to Nigeria. I will only go back to Benin when I get a number to ring him at so I can locate me easily.

And your number too which I tried when I was in Benin was in Voice mail.

Make everything smooth so I won't have room for complain. I need to pick those stuffs up soon and I don't have any more money with me right now... only left with 2,000 naira.

Bye
DAMA.

And recently replied with this

Quote:

Dama,

I have not been able to keep track of what happen, yesterday afternoon
i walk outside the cafe and i got mugged by some UK punks, I dont know
what happen but i wake up in hospital.

My cousing I dont know what happen, he told me he has not got a mobile
phone number yet but i have not spoke to him since before i write to
you last.

the uk punk they steal my wallet, my cell phone and my purse, dey
bastard leave me with no thing.ok

No i get the bad news that my cousin and you have not meet, i try to
email my cousin and got no reply yet so i hope i can find him or i am
stuck here, i need dey money to get home. now i am broken ribs and
smash up face, i have trouble to breath and now i am stuck here with
only a few dollars.ok

let me now what happen yesterday.ok
what cafe, what address, what time you got there, what time you leave,
who was in cafe, did you ask for ahmed, i need to now so i can make
sure he no dey chop our money and stuffs.

get back to me ok bcos now i am desperate

bye
johny

Meanwhile Frumpy BB has played the role of cousin and sent a nice email which he may post from the cousin asking where he was.

Right now I sent this

Quote:

Dama,

My cousin Ahmed still he has not contact me, i check with one of my
guyman who was able to track a call he made, i dont know where he is
yet but he is not in Cotonou now, he head north to hes friends place
i think.ok. he chop my dollar and steel my stuf, i need you to tell me
everythings that happen yesterday so i can find him with dey money
before he spend it all, if he contact you do not tell him bout dey
phone because that is the only way i can find where he has go. ok.

get back to me straight awy bcos now i am desperate.ok

bye boi get back to me straight away

Johny

Any victims, if you could kindly keep going as you are and I am sure we will get him moving again, just a matter of where to

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:13 pm

This afternoon just before I realised we were back I offered praise to fellow baiters involved with the hitman at the bunker site.

For those without bunker access here it is

Quote:

I will give a more in depth update later, but our hitman has gone on a short safari, Lagos to Benin, crossing one border

This would not have happened without the work of a few baiters:

Volfan, who I believe is still baiting away and causing his own trouble for the hitman including many short trips to the WU office

Sekmeht, who has been a very painfull victim for Dennis over the last week or so and continues to be painfull, (Bank account with Alan as well)

Oxygen deprived, who's Courier companies (dis) service was probably the clincher in the safari and will be called on again for the second trip which is very likely.

There are others who have helped with advice and information as well as those in seperate hitman baits who in a way have helped also..
But Frumpy who has a few charactors being threatened all of which have caused serious headaches including another bank account closed early on. There has also been many technical issues that Frumpy has helped with and without that help it wouldn't have happened either.

I can not claim the pith helmet alone and will be stating words to the effect of "joint bait with Frumpy BB on Dennis the hitman".

I didn't mean for this to sound like an acceptance speech but I do want to acknowledge the continueing work put in by others on the Hitman bait.

Dennis has taught me lots about baiting over the last 6 weeks or more and I hope he has taught others as well.

We just wont be thanking him for it

BTW, later I will be posting the latest email recived from the Hitman which says (and I strangely enough belive it) he has only 2,000 naira left (I think that is about $17 USD but I do stand to be corrected on that) To all who have baited him it shows that mass baits can be effective.

Now, lets get the bugger moving again and see if we can get him to spend that last 2,000 Naira

Now off to find that pith helmet Wink

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:49 pm

Yay! Go Murry and Frumpy! On the bank account note - it is now down. Just need to figure out how to get my flag now...

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:39 pm

Sorry to say so, Sekhmet29...but praise for shutting down a bank account, together with Alan, will only be cherished in heaven, not down here on Eater, image-wise...afaik these cute flags are for fake web sites of banks Crying or Very sad

sorry to say that. It is a great blow for the gangsters to have their money frozen so there ought to be a reward visible...
Where did you get this kittykat eyecatcher from?
Just as Murry Guru, I am going to repeat my maybe too over-enthusiastic other forum-one as well, since I believe it was a good sum-up of my mood then. Including the aforementioned cousin-email:

Quote:

So great! image
Murry, you are an excellent guyman! Excellent lad thinking!

Am I wrong or is this the first actual hitman safari here?

Dennis gave his "cousin" a call, his voice message is 15 seconds long, he says only "call me back", I may be wrong with that.

Click here to watch YV0dennis-the-safari-hitman

Kudos as well to OxygenDeprived, it was your great "service" that poked him to move his rear to where the ladpots had been sent to. Thanks! Your quick email with instructions was most valuable.

So happy that at last my computer sponsorer was of actual help in moving a boi. Drinking a glass of sparkling wine now on T4pr0b4n3!

EDIT Just took the liberty of actually giving your "cousin" an actual speaking role, mixing some lad French with boo words :

eh D4m4

mon cousin a dit pour tous, where are you?

Je suis in cafe cybercafe que il a donne a toi.

asshole

come quick or i will go to Cotonou a demain pour revenir more packets de Parcel Direct

huite huite tu cun

tomorrow night I go Cotonou for more Parcel Direct, your share as well, meet me there if non ici in Porto Novo ok.

u have mon number 0044 xxxxxx

Ahm3d

It�s great fun NOT to know too much about French anymore image bwahahahaa what a day!
Opps...maybe we�ll need an excuse why your and your cousin�s phone numbers seem to match. Maybe not.

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:57 pm

Nice work on getting the lad on the move, and glad PD was able to help you out. We feel bad about yet another package not getting to the receiver, so we are offering free shipping for the next package(s) to him. In fact, PD has forms already made that offer to reimburse the lads for their travel to pick it up if they save their receipts and submit a copy to us. Very Happy

Oh, and I found that 2000 naira comes to $15.88 USD. That can't last him too much longer. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:12 pm

@OD

Thanks for the discount but so far the goods sent through your courier have arrived promptly and on time Wink

Perhaps the next delivery will not make it, in which case I will be having my lads showing evidence to be reimbursed

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:27 am

Oh dear, poor Dennis the hitman is upset with me

Quote:

hello johny, am very angry with you i went to benin yesterday i did not found the place you gave and you stil did not give me any phone number to contact me.your whatever mail me yesterday and he is talking in french how on earth do i understand him on mail.make he has do away with it i told the mugu south africa you went and give her benin see what has happened to us now is on fair becos you are not fair to me on this partnership deal honestly ok.
DAMA

Now I am off to make friends again,

Edited with my reply

Quote:

Dama,

I have dey worse day of my life yesterday, i been chopped by cousin, i get robbed here and dey beat me to i unconscious, i wake up in hospital and now you say you upset with me, ahmed was in the cafe early cause he email me from there, i know but you were late and he must change hes mind and decide to steal from me, i start to think that maybe you talk to him and both of you decide to steel from me togethere, how do i know you did not stub me on the back.

I told you my phone got stolen, i gave you number to ring how come you dont ring early to let me know you gonna be late.

I have more delivery coming and i have told p4rc3l d1r3ct to hold them for me at Accra until I can find someone to pick dem up, i dont know if i can trust you now and this is my last hope. you say that Ahmed send you an email i need you too send it to me ok so i can see if i can work out what he is doing.ok

get back to me ok so i know you not trying to cheat me.

bye
johny

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:44 am

I thought they�re talking French in Benin Embarassed

well it seems there is only one ^^ approved guyman in here...sorry for having crossed my borders, Murry Laughing

- No answer so far, neither to the above named b1tch nor to "Ahmed"

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:04 am

Dont give up, just a matter of who has the best offer

we should make sure both offers are about the same, go to Accra for 5,000 and 2 ladpots or go to Ghana for 10,000 4 ladpots and 2 rolexes Wink

Once we work out who has the offer he wants we then get a phone pimp to clinch the deal.

Oh and yes Benin is supposed to be french speaking
as well Ahm3d did go to school in france, try toning the french a touch so he can just understand

Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:13 am

per aspera ad astra (it�s a loooong way to the top if you want to rock and roll) Rolling Eyes

new mail from me

Quote:

johny wrote me you not unnerstand french i will try inglaise

i get mugus from johny he get mugus from me

so he got me your addy to meet me to shear ok

am home in porto novo BENIN still have the stuff for you

expecting new parcel direct dis week cette s�maine bon

you have mugus? you get rolex watch for each sucessful one ok

write back

Ahmed

I�d love to get some real victims� addies...

EDIT Dennis is back in town, not having learned anything from his outdoor experience : Rolling Eyes

Quote:

19:52 (1� Stunden)
LISTEN,PARCEL 2 NOKIA N81 SERIES TO THIS ADDRESS USE FEDEX COURIER SERVICES TO DO THIS IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE THE REMEMBER I JUST SHOWED MERCY ON YOU SO GO SEND IT NOW TO THE ADDRESS BELOW OK.

DO IT NOW AND SEND ME THE TRACKING NUMBER AS WELL OK.

Another crook in his home town, so he won�t have to travel no more. Even wiser, ordering me to use FedEx only. Pah.

EDIT Scamming my computer girl again! (he believes the Porto Novo incident!) Laughing

Quote:

19:48 (3 Stunden)
If THAT IS THE CASE NOW YOU GONNA SEND THE 3000 EUROS TO REPLACE THE LAST ITEMS YOU WHERE SUPPOSED TO SEND ME OK.THANX FOR THE 4LAPTOPS AND 3 NOKIA PHONES OK YOU HAVE THE SOUTH AFRICA ADDRESS THAT IF YOU MAKE UP YOU MIND TO SEND THE ITEMS BUT IF OPTION A THIS THE FORMATION

LOCATION:UNITED KINGDOM
AMOUNT :3000EURO

YOU USE EITHER MONEYGRAM OR WESTERN UNION OK I JUST NEED THE MTCN NUMBER
GET BACK ON TIME YOU SAVE YOU.

Murry, are you making fun of me? Is that ^^ you? Wink

Cousin Ahmed whom he just could not find back there is answered:

Quote:

to me
2:16 PM (8 hours ago)
ok, how do you work with me now tell me know

Oh, boy...

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:06 am

Yesterday the hitman sent me this

Quote:

hello johny, am very angry with you i went to benin yesterday i did not found the place you gave and you stil did not give me any phone number to contact me.your whatever mail me yesterday and he is talking in french how on earth do i understand him on mail.make he has do away with it i told the mugu south africa you went and give her benin see what has happened to us now is on fair becos you are not fair to me on this partnership deal honestly ok.
DAMA

It had no attachment so I replied simply

Quote:

Dama,

where is it

Bye

Still no attachment he replied with this

Quote:

you were asking me question that where is it.who your
cousin who has stab you right in front of you i ask
the mugu to send the sturf to south africa and you
convert it without my notice.

this is too bad ok.Johny your cousin is a wrong guy he
went through you back and wanna work with me.
what about our dollars on the box sent to benin.what
do we do now.
get back to me

@Frumpy
I no dey sen email to u.ok if i dey send email to u i will tells u ok. U send dey money right aways ors else i will dey send my hitman to put litter bomb in you box.

He is still dirty on me but I am sure he will get over it in time,

The best thing about believing the delivery was for real is that it lends credibility to P4rc3l D1r3ct.

It also means that no matter what he thinks of me he is still believing the mugus i pass on to him.

You had best get that delivery to him, I will keep out of that one so he can ruin the business without me this time and I will then blame him for not doing things my way Wink

(I will post my reply later) replace that with heres my reply

Quote:

Hi Dama

Thanks you for let me no about my cousin, when i get home he will wish he did not do this to me.

I had 2 deliveries that go to him both by P4rc3l D1r3ct bcos that is the best courier to use, DHL fuck it up to much and they sometines lose the parcel or they hold it in airport for collect only.

i don know what to do for money know, it is christmas soon and i have no money to get home bcos of dey greedy cousin. he is very dumb so maybe you should work with him and we chop his dollar. email him back to see what he is up to and find ouit what he wants you to do, sometime he needs things to be pick up from courier or from dey bank if he do this then it is our chance to get our money back from him.

for now i work on some new mugus and see if i can get some money send bfor christams.ok.

If you need more mugus let me know, at the moment i am not sure how good my mugus are i give you dey good mugus allready and now i have to work on some more good ones. If you have some good mugu then let me knows and i will see if i can help you so we can both eat and have good christamas.ok

get back to me straight aways ok

bye
Johny

Should be a few good openings for you there Frumpy, meanwhile I will work on my next delivery, perhaps he will need to get money from the bank or pick up a delivery from the airport.

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:41 am

Our hitman has decided it would be easier if he simply baits himself

Quote:

ok i have heard you.i want you to give more info about the 26yr old lady ok and the fat dumb asshole who owns the company ok.
let me ask you some thing ok tell exactly what happened to sophia the mugu who work as a shop keeper i want you to be sincere .

i also need some more mugus ok with good information becos you have said it all that xmas is just few days from now.

I case you wanna parcel any goods just let me now so that we can pick it up in GHANA and i will advice you call those goods sent to your cousin back from the courier services used just call them back that the person in question has move out of that country ok.
get back to me

I now have a question for any visiting mods or those in the know;

Seeing as though he is now baiting himself, who gets the safari hat when he goes to Ghana Laughing

Reply to be added when sent,

just working out in my head how I make sure he is picking the goods up himself.

Perhaps tell him the goods are at (somewhere in Ghana, I will ask for help when the time comes) but due to having my dollar chopped before I will be taking no chances this time, I will wait for him to email me from outside the store before I give him the courier reciept number to pick the goods up.

I will take a while before I reply so if anyone has any better ideas feel free.

@Frumpy,

The real B4rt0n S1mps0n has not actually emailed you, however if he did actually email you he would have written;

Quote:

S0ph1a,

I have give you more chance than i have any other mugu, (sorry person) ok because I feel for dey kid.but I have bin pay for my service and my oga (client) expect for result or my life will be in dangers.

U must as a matta of urgency send $4,000 euros via risky free bank transfer using a secure system.i will give you til next sunday an den i will kill u as you leave church,if u decide not to go to church before u die than i will just kill u witout u first say goodbye to ur maker.

Kind regard

B4rt0n S1mps0n

Still thinking, we could also post it.

I need to go away and think for a while. Confused

Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:19 pm

ooooooo, Murry, seems there is a career opportunity as guyman in for me as well Wink

Quote:

t to me
10:43 AM (9 hours ago)
ok, in what terms you want me to work with you ok.if you ready to work with me then i am ok with it ok.
get back to me

Chrys could try 3Ztr4ck for D4m4, thus getting a new bank account...

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