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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:56 am

He's very slow with getting back in touch, isn't he... I warned him what would happen if this was a joke (in fairly graphic detail) and he hasn't replied since! Did I do wrong??

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:01 pm

Hopefully he wont get back to you for a few days, he often doesn't work weekends

and this weekend we have our fingers crossed that he is on a dodgy bus on his way to benin

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:15 pm

Good point, well made! Best of luck with that. Can't wait to see the pith helmet!

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:02 pm

Lad is on the move,

Victoria Island to Lagos so far, how far is that?

And the greedy pr/ck wants more mugus

Quote:

ok. i have the info ,but just call me you have my number with you so that i can go and meet your cousin in benin maybe tomorrow ok.

i need more mugu contact there in uk.
DAMA

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:39 pm

He's is a bit of a foul mood.... He sent me 2 mails today, with a variety of insults and threats...

Quote:

the only way you get out of this is to pay this boys the sum of 25.000 pounds to call off the killing of just call this number for more information ok. i am just trying to help you by giving you details about what is going to happened to you. the navy you are working with will not save you remember your husband death so i dont think you wanna die too.
call now +4470******8

Quote:

hey asshole dumb bitch ok i see you death should be worst than that i behead just three days ago.

you must die for sure.

Does anyone fancy making a call for me?? Preferably a welsh speaker (would be highly amusing...)

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:10 pm

@Sek,

you did want to get some death threats so enjoy them

If you want some clean death threats ask him not to swear and he will tone down the language.

Of course if you want the swearing then throw a little abuse at him early and come arround after my phone call or when a shot was fired into your house, Barton is very convincing of course

For your phone call you may need to take a look for one of the UK phone pimpers and ask them.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:45 pm

Oh, I'm quite happy with them! Just thought they should be shared... He's refusing to provide me with any proof that this is real. Any ideas on how to push him in the right direction?

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:50 am

Try whatever you fancy,

If you lose him you need only give me a new addy and bait again

The Blurry WU and money gram has been done a few times so you may have trouble with that one.

The bank account to deposit the money may me your best bet at the moment, there is a money transfer tracking site or 2 somewhere arround here and that could be lots of fun with the added bonus of keeping our bank manager busy.

I dont know how many forms he has done so that's another area you could look at.

I wasn't arround when you were here before but you may find quite a few new tools that you will find both usefull and entertaining if you look.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:57 am

@Murry - I noticed there was a LOT of new stuff from the last time I was here. I got a ton for help from Marvinator (he's such a star!) but the toolkit definitely wasn't around, nor were the majority of these new forms. I'm still trying to figure out what 1TV5 is!

I think I might give you a new addy anyway - I always like to bait lads from different directions at the same time, and he seems to want some new mugus to play with! PM winging it's way over to you...

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:07 am

^^^I will post a few updates soon but for the moment you can expect to have your second victim threatened with the details you gave me

Edited above as it made no sense and added to below as there are updates

Quote:

hey johny,

how many laptops you ask the lady to send to BENIN and how many mobile phones did she sent your cousin.just tell me the trues ok you said to me that you have 7.000 thousand dollars on the box iight.,

i am waiting for you to tell me and direct me to meet your cousin ok.and did you inform your cousin that there is 7.000 usd on the box.
DAMA

My reply

Quote:

Hi Dama,

I will be able to spend more time soon but for now I must be really quick.ok

There are a couple of deliveries coming this week, in all bout 8
phone, 9 laptops, $8,000 US and others things.

my cousin doesn't know about the money it should be hiden and i didn't
tell him.ok

I have new mugu [email protected] he owns a sweet factory, once
got introuble for fraud with the company he worked for, I get more
infos and let you know ok

Still in Lagos

*** BANNED *** Joined: 10 Jan 2004 Posts: 3779

Murry Guru wrote:

Victoria Island to Lagos so far, how far is that?

Victoris Island is a part of Lagos. Depending on where he comes from it could nevertheless take hours to reach the place due to the usually horrible traffic jams.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:44 am

He totally ignores me now. Get him Ninja's! Splatter his mind into oblivion.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:27 am

Thanks FI,

I knew Victoria island was close to Lagos but i didn't know it was that close,

I have another email from him

Quote:

ok. well done boi but have you track the box if it has been delivered already at benin.
so that i will be there and you said your cousin do not know about the money.

tell what i will do when i get there and also tell him that a friend of yours is coming to see the box first ok.
that he should call me with this numbers +xxxxxxxxxxxxx or +xxxxxxxxxxxx (again phone numbers removed but if anybody has a reason for them let me know and I will provide) this the numbers that you or him can reach me ok.

as for the new mugu i need more info ok.

Still in Victoria Island

31B Saka Tinubu Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.

My reply

Quote:

Good work Boi,

Dey box with laptops and money is there now, but should be one more
box no later than Monday.

My cousin is waiting for you make sure you dont tell him about dey money.

email me when you get to Benin and I give you more instructions. ok

Dey new mugu, he is fat ugly pig, and he think he is very smart but he
is just smartass, he own dey company now.ok and he can get lots of
money. he lives in UK, I still need to get more detail for you but you
should get in touch soon.ok.

I am on dey way to UK now and when I get there I will have more
information for you.ok

let me know when you are in Benin and i will get back to you

bye
Johny

@Joe tam

If you want in again PM me your prefered victim and a brief rundown on some of your "personal information to feed him". Be quick because I may lose him after he finds that I dont have a cousin in Benin. I am hoping and presuming that he will only dump me and not the new mugus that I have kindly provided to him.

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:46 pm

Quote:

09:51 (4 Stunden)

how many laptops do you sent to him.and let me have the tracking number ok.to be sure if not i will come after you this time i will explode you instantly.
back

About time I find out the tracking number trick! If this is the last push laddie needs to strut over to Benin...

EDIT Thank you so much, OxygenDeprived, for your quick and helpful answer!
Laddie can look forward to this :

Quote:

Here is the tracking number

C O O L T R A C K I N G N U M B E R

Enter in

http:// L I N K

Now LEAVE ME IN PEACE!!! You have stolen these 4 laptops and 3 Nokia mobiles .
You have them! Now let me live! Go to hell, you murderers!! Leave me in peace...

This is my feeble contribution to Mster Guru�s story to make Dennis cross the Benin border and take a little walk around Porto Novo.
@ Worf, HellRyder, if you read this: I took the liberty of using the fake addy that was meant for good old ARK then (where your bureau was that was painfully robbed the night before!). I even took ARK�s name as MG�s cousin (after the latter�s allowance) Wink

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:17 am

And we can all look forward to this

Quote:

ok. as for the mugu i will do that i am just cool with the way we both work.then i dont have your number to call you want i am in BENIN beside how would you have your own share of the whole thing in the box and let me ask you something how can i trusth you cousin.And what i mine going to tell him so that he will believe me that we are togather.

i need more info on that 26rs old girl.I WILL continue with that FAT asshole who own a company ok.

lastly,what are the items in the box and you said that another box is coming down on friday iight.

i like the spirit of our team work. Johny let me have your number to call you when i am in benin.give me disscriptions on how to meet your cousin ok.
DAMA

31B Saka Tinubu Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.
Nigeria
He still hasn't moved but it is sounding promising

I wont reply just yet

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:03 am

I'm hurt Murry!! Ugly and fat?? Smartass?? Shocked

I think Kr1st1ne is confusing him... Maybe you should tell him to send me some proof or at least go on yahoo - he's so unaccommodating!

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:16 am

^^^ Sorry, you had spoken of that charactor before and you had mentioned that so I was just going along.

You do own a confectionary company so it stands to reason.

When I write next I will tell him to send some photos

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:15 am

^^^ Oh bugger, Embarassed

Forgot to get him to send photos, anyway next time

for now, this just sent

Quote:

Hi Dama

Sorry I just got in, Ihave a little more time now to let you know what
was happening and why I had to be quick

i think some police were watching me so I had to wait until nobody was
there to write,

Now it is all good.ok

i have told my cousin you are coming, I dont trust him like i trust
you so that is why i need you to pick it up,ok i need to spend time
here to get informations from dey new mugus in the UK then i will be
in lagos after that, maybe we can travel together when we meet, it is
good for dey guyman business to travel.

I have let my cousin know you are coming by email when you get there
introduce yourself as Dama he will know what to do. i want you to take
the things to your house and keep them safe, if you have someone to
buy dem it is good let them knows that they can have dem cheap but see
how much you can get for dem.ok

Now you must listen very carefull, near my cousin house there is an
internet cafe, my cousin will meet you there, hes name is Ahmed, let
me know what time you are going to get there and i will make sures i
am here to point my cousin out to you he will be there as well, this
will be much easier to find his house.ok and much safer for all of us.

Now 26 year old she is in navy she has no pets, when she is home she
lives in cardiff and shes navigation officer, i tink she does
navigation on dey boat

I work on more info on the man who is fat like a horse

bye
Johny

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:04 pm

@Murry, absolutely no offence taken - but I'm sure S1dn3y would be hurt! The character is supposed to be an idiot - hence the fact that WU and other stuff never really seems to work for him...

He sent his first mail yesterday - he really must think I'm rolling in it!

Quote:

I am Clifford Avrus a murderer who lives in London but on a mission to kill you for your information I was paid $100.000.000 to >>>eliminate you. I just wanna get you informed that I am coming after your life and that of your family so that you would definitely know >>>your death is around the corner. I must make sure you die so bad that you offend a friend of yours who pay me this money to kill you. Bye
Clifford.

The title was good, too - "I must die and know body will inherit your wealht" Of course, S1dn3y treated it like a joke...

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:52 am

Lad almost ready to travel.

I do need to get an address of an internet cafe in Benin pretty quickly so anyone who can help with that please PM or post here.

Quote:

i need address to get there ok the cafe are so many
which one will i go.

And you said you are coming to lagos ok.when are you
so that as you said we but travel for our job to be
effective iight.

you said the 26yr cardiff and navigator in the boat
the information is still not enough to track are down
ok.

you ask me to sell the terms in the box withpout
knowing when you are coming or you want me to send the
money over to you.
lastly,how far have you gone about theinfo on that
fat mugu is owns the comapny.

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:27 am

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PHONE: +229 30 73 08
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Cyber MORIJA
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Tel: +229 21 38 22 81 / 21 38 40 80

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:21 pm

I have not replied yet but this is fresh in

Quote:

i need your cell number i will be there at benin tomorrow ok.
get back to me
DAMA

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:25 pm

He's given me paying details. I have absolutely no idea what to do with this (I did check out the bank, and it does exist), so if anyone can give me some clues on what to do/whether it's real, I'd be grateful. I did read up and search, but I'm such a technophobe, I didn't understand the answers!

If anyone wants the details of the banking stuff, I'll be happy to PM, but not sure I should be posting it all (in case it's a vic's details...)

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:26 pm

MG, you can give him my number if you want, it is voice message only Laughing

from a UK redirector, just tell him that that provider was cheaper and it can be used internationally. PM sent.
Sekhmet, send them to . The bank and account info on top and some emails with full headers to prove it�s being used for rip off purposes.

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:28 pm

Obi-Wan Knievel wrote:

I've asked him a few times what a man-seer is, but he seems to be ignoring the question.

Not sure if it's already been posted......

Man-seer?

I think that was the male upper-body support garment invented by George Costanza's father........I prefer "The Bro"

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